The Maverick Haiku

[HORNSWOGGLE]

5ft 1 , 3 bills
and eating a triple meat Whataburger w/ a Diet Coke
Mmmm tito wants

[Spurminator]

Big D apathy
Worse than if you're Lotto bound
Mediocrity

[Mark in Austin]

Dallas rides LA's jock.
City Fail. Bandwagon fans for
a bandwagon town.

[Spurminator]

Dallas radio
Did a segment on the Mavs
That was last Thursday

[G-Nob]

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2006/05/18/2003004174.jpg <-------------------- BALL LICKER

[Mark in Austin]

Fake people. Fake team.
Fuck that city. So much for
30k millionaires.

[G-Nob]

Dirk rides little boys.
Terry is a ball licker
Cuban can suck it.

[LockBeard]

San Antonio vs Dallas
Kiss the Rings bitch
Hey hey hey hey
smoke weed everyday

[DisciplinaryOffice]

One taste of Shaq's ass,
And Cuban knew what he had:
Time for a group Swash.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10483262/

[mavs>spurs2]

4 Rings Faggots!!!

[I Love Me Some Me]

4 Rings Faggots!!!

You repeat "4 rings!"
But it's not about "4 rings"
It's about "zero"

[mavs>spurs2]

This thread definately has something to do with the 2006 WC Semifinals. Just going out on a limb here

[I Love Me Some Me]

This thread definately has something to do with the 2006 WC Semifinals. Just going out on a limb here
2006 Western Confernce Semifinals, faggots!!!!!

[mavs>spurs2]

Four rings
The luckiest breaks ever seen
Lol fat beaners

[I Love Me Some Me]

Four rings
The luckiest breaks ever seen
Lol fat beaners

Haiku fail.

[Spursfan092120]

Four rings
The luckiest breaks ever seen
Lol fat beaners

several things here..first off...haiku's horrible...isn't even a haiku. Second off..lucky breaks? Let's not go there. You shouldn't have even been in the Finals against the Heat, and you completely disgraced the Western Conference.

[baseline bum]

Goodbye to Devin
Kidd gives no reason to hope
Still, they're not Phoenix

[Spursfan092120]

Goodbye to Devin
Kidd gives no reason to hope
Still, they're not Phoenix

Love the sig....
:lmao
Hoping he'll be in silver and black next year.

[benefactor]

Spurs have no Duncan
Spurs have no Manu either
Mavs still owned badly

[Trainwreck2100]

seventeen point win
no duncan and no manu
wtf mavs fans

[lurker23]

Thirty-four percent
Is all we can hope to shoot
When Spurs don't have Tim

[coyotes_geek]

Bonner sucks on D
Yet still makes Nowitzki cry
Dirk is a pussy

[bigfan]

the mavs are so sad
sucks to be bad for so long
cuban is turdlike

[TampaDude]

No Tim, No Manu
Yet the Spurs still won the game
Mavs really do suck

[SequSpur]

I hate the mavs.

[TampaDude]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TCdErEO7OCM/Rjc9gR0K73I/AAAAAAAAAGE/4YtdMkwHV9Y/s320/Mavs_logo_001.jpg

[Spursfan092120]

Bruce Bowen owns Dirk
No Timmy or Ginobili
You guys still can't win.

[smrattler]

Nellie, Nash break ground
AJ defense preaching wears
Carlisle, Kidd the answer

[Yorae]

Ghazi suck it hard
How does Parker's ass taste now?
Poor pathetic troll

[ECZ]

:rollin

OMG

[Solid D]

Hey there Mark Cuban
That stack of money with eyes
Geico and Fin laughs

[TampaDude]

Hey there Mark Cuban
That stack of money with eyes
Geico and Fin laughs

:lol

[hater]

thought the rodeo was over
still saw some brokeback horses last night
it was the Dallas mavs

[Rogue]

rockets are 15-5 without tmac...
suns have stopped sucking since amar'e is gone...
spurs beat mavs with Duncan and Manu sidelined...

[dirk4mvp]

several things here..first off...haiku's horrible...isn't even a haiku. Second off..lucky breaks? Let's not go there. You shouldn't have even been in the Finals against the Heat, and you completely disgraced the Western Conference.

You're right. The only team that could've beaten the Mavs from the west in 06 is the Grizzlies, but they just couldn't do it.

[benefactor]

Hey there Mark Cuban
That stack of money with eyes
Geico and Fin laughs
:tu

[Ghazi]

several things here..first off...haiku's horrible...isn't even a haiku. Second off..lucky breaks? Let's not go there. You shouldn't have even been in the Finals against the Heat, and you completely disgraced the Western Conference.

That's not a Haiku jackass.

[Extra Stout]

Spurs could trot out there
Thomas, Vaughn, three fat beaners
And still beat the Mavs

[Extra Stout]

At least with AJ
The Mavs wouldn't simply quit
Like they did last night

[dirk4mvp]

yes, bearhug defense
devin can't run the offense
avery a coach?

[HORNSWOGGLE]

http://workbench.cadenhead.org/media/dallas-mavericks-nba-champs-2006.jpg

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[dirk4mvp]

yeah, i mean, the first 79,458th times it was posted it just wasn't as funny as that one.

[Spurminator]

Parker scores again
Anyone remember when
J Kidd could play D?

[HORNSWOGGLE]

still funny to me

[HORNSWOGGLE]

that makes it the 79,459th time

[Donnie Nelson]

We love Boys In Blue
Baron and Kaman for Kidd?
That trade is stupid!

[The Reckoning]

J Kidd trade goes wrong
I thought it gonbe He-mann
Says depressed Mavs fan

[dirk4mvp]

J Kidd trade goes wrong
I thought it gonbe He-mann
Says depressed Mavs fan

Now this is fucking funny. You other 2 faggots could learn something from the Victoria crew.

[Korny Earl]

Mark Cuban Cant Dance
B Davis Owns Nowitzki
All Dallas Teams Suck

[benefactor]

Mavs sink on Sunday
Embarrass Texas again
25 point half

[G-Nob]

So you're up three one
It won't be an easy task
Blood will spill tonight

[TampaDude]

Mavs up 3 to 1
But, Spurs have been here before
Mavs will not advance

[Spursmania]

Its the Mavericks
yes, yes, the mighty chokers
Mavs choke one more time!

[TeyshaBlue]

Is this your best stuff?
If so please work on your verse.
Haiku Kung Fu, weak.

[Spursmania]

Is this your best stuff?
If so please work on your verse.
Haiku Kung Fu, weak.

Whatever Mav fan:rolleyes

[TeyshaBlue]

Whatever Mav fan:rolleyes

Whatever Mav fan.
That is a response of shame.
Pull up your panties.

[TampaDude]

Whatever Mav fan.
That is a response of shame.
Pull up your panties.

You eat famous bowls
Down in your parents' basement
You are a loser

[TeyshaBlue]

You eat famous bowls
Down in your parents' basement
You are a loser

Those bowls are the shit!
Your parents have a nice house.
Thanks for the invite.

[TampaDude]

Those bowls are the shit!
Your parents have a nice house.
Thanks for the invite.

My parents are dead
And buried six feet under
Soon Mavs will be, too

[TeyshaBlue]

My parents are dead
And buried six feet under
Soon Mavs will be, too

The genius of bowls.
Half-life of 300 years.
KFC rules all.

[TampaDude]

The genius of bowls.
Half-life of 300 years.
KFC rules all.

How can you eat that
Cholesterol jacuzzi
It will stop your heart

[TeyshaBlue]

Cholesterol jacuzzi! :lobt2:

[timvp]

Mav Fan thinks parade
Mavs have big lead in series
Spurs wade in water

[timvp]

Win, go to Dallas
Lose, find DVD, press play
Four championships

[baseline bum]

Wide-open three? clang!
Josh Howard with the sick jam
More minutes for Fin

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Mavs suck, Mavs suck, Mavs
Suck, Mavs suck, Mavs suck, Mavs suck
Suckity, suck, suck.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Man I hate the Mavs.
At least I can rest knowing
Their season ends soon

[G-Nob]

Cuban to eat azz.
Cuban, Dirk all azz eaters
Eat that azz, Cuban

[benefactor]

Bump. I thought about this thread when the Blair thread was started.

Season's eve for Mavs
Trophy window is closing
Or was it open?

[Agloco]

Mark on Letterman
He improved the NBA
Dwyane Wade says thank you

:lmao

[benefactor]

Mavs get Marion
Kidd, Marion, Gooden, Dirk
Run, run, Dallas Suns

[ohmwrecker]

Goldilocks forward
Impregnates scary crack whore
Baby born in jail

[benefactor]

Cuban master plan
New Dirk era in offspring
2030 Champs

[buttsR4rebounding]

Dirk needs Roger's Big Balls
Or Mark rides:wow him
Into the dirty water

[ShoogarBear]

Mavs are looking good
Too bad every year can't be
Contract year for Damp

[benefactor]

Road begins tonight
State championship or bust
New season, same goal

[lurker23]

No Tim, no Tony;
Do the Spurs have any chance?
This Spurs fan has faith.

[Mel_13]

If Mavs win tonight
Against shorthanded Spurs squad
Parade to follow?

[HORNSWOGGLE]

no tony no tim
odd favor mavs
mavs choke

[LOL@MavsFan]

Mavs win in SA?
Give them another trophy
Mavs will choke again

[LOL@MavsFan]

If Mavs win tonight
Parade in downtown Dallas
Hey, how bout them Mavs?

http://thedraftreview.com/history/drafted1998/images/dirk-nowitzki.jpg LOL

[urunobili]

Mavs in town with no TD
Confident after beating Houston
Manu shits on your face again

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Spurs have two bum wheels
Manu the unicycle
is one that dirk fears

[NFGIII]

Marion aboard
Points galore but where's the D
fishing guaranteed

[Phenomanul]

Two Spurs out tonight
Will Blair or Haislip be giv'n
Their chance to shine bright?

[Phenomanul]

Familiar spot,
Manu has been here before
beat Mavs shorthanded.

[coyotes_geek]

Spurs D not so good
TD and TP not here
Thank God it's early

[jack0fspeed]

Beating Spurs old hat
Spurs can't shake injuries
Roddy time tonight

[HORNSWOGGLE]

lol @ mavs
lol @ mavs
lol @ mavs

[coyotes_geek]

lol @ mavs
lol @ mavs, they suck
lol @ mavs

Corrected for proper haiku prose.

[Blackjack]

Pay attention, sons

It's the Spurs and Mavs again

Ain't no way we lose















(Alright, so there's a chance we lose, but I'm none-too-fond of that scenario. So if you are, you can kiss my white ass and take your weak-ass fandom yonder; down the road; to Spurs Report; or maybe you can play in traffic. That's all I got to say about that; for now . . .)

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

Dirk blows a zephyr
But Manu is a whirlwind
The mayhem begins

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

Spurs pay the lux tax
As Cuban buys the whole world
Quality shines through

[phyzik]

epic thread bump
mav fans premature ejaculate
choking pedagree continues

[Blackjack]

epic thread bump
mav fans premature ejaculate
choking pedagree continues

Liberties taken
phyzik don't need no guidelines
We don't play by rules. :smokin

[Solid D]

Pop your jersies; spread
your wings. braggadocio
never won you rings.

[Lebowski Brickowski]

Erica Dampier:
in W N B A,
second best center

[mookie2001]

Championships, none
zero, nada, nothing, ziltch
not fucking one dogg

[lurker23]

Pop your jersies; spread
your wings. braggadocio
never won you rings.

This haiku is full
Of Win; Spurs versus Mav'ricks,
Let's get it started

[benefactor]

Dirk chases Cristal
Haywood and Butler are Mavs
New year, still no rings

[iManu]

It puts the lotion
on it´s skin or else it gets
the hose again: Mavs.

[lurker23]

Cuban's got the cash
Nowitzki's got the women
....Wait.....who's got the rings?

[Flux451]

Boys in Blue, told you
Men in Black, Been there done that
Now watch us attack

[bigfan]

The crybaby Mavs
will soon be sucking hind tit
no trophy again

[draft87]

Mavs fans brag a lot
Asphyxiophilia
Must be why; no rings.

[ShoogarBear]

Mighty Mavs are flush
A roster well-positioned
To view the Spurs' butts

[urunobili]

Dampier and Weed Howard are gone
The Jet is still in town
till he's one you'll still be a classless bunch

[Chieflion]

After many years
Nothing much has really changed
Mavs still have no rings

[lurker23]

If Spurs take the Mavs
November championship
What will they have left?

[benefactor]

Mavs re-sign Haywood
52 million dollars
4 points, 5 rebounds

[Texas_Ranger]

We have Matt Bonner
You have Dirk Nowitzki
They both can choke

[awktalk]

mavs re-sign haywood
52 million dollars
4 points, 5 rebounds

+1

[DieHardSpursFan1537]

:lol:lol

[DieHardSpursFan1537]

Mark Cuban can cry
Mavericks can try all they want
But Spurs will always kick their ass

[Fabbs]

German boy sucking
can only put up chode stats
big games is loser

[baseline bum]

Brenda fat contract
Beaubois to stay in street clothes
Barea checks in

[timtonymanu]

Butler and Haywood
LMAO What a big mistake
Spurs are still the best

[celldweller]

Butler and Haywood
LMAO What a big mistake
Spurs are still the best

lol.....you said BUTler and hayWOOD!

http://epguides.com/BeavisandButthead/cast.jpg

[cutewizard]

Re: Mavericks Haiku, mine is from the Spurs point of view:


"We got Tim,
they got Dirk,
No contest!"

[cutewizard]

"Jason is a man,
Manu is a god,
Shall we play?"

[cutewizard]

"They got wins,
we got titles,
Out of the question."

[cutewizard]

"The blond bomber
versus the eternal slasher
Manu rules!"

[cutewizard]

"They got a cuban cigar,
we got a cool Jedi,
a duel of the fates."

[ShoogarBear]

?????
???????
?????

[Spursmania]

Haiku

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Haiku (俳句 (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E4%BF%B3%E5%8F%A5), haikai verse? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:Installing_Japanese_character_sets)) http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8a/Loudspeaker.svg/11px-Loudspeaker.svg.png (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Haiku.ogg) listen (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/71/Haiku.ogg) (help (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Media_help)·info (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Haiku.ogg)), plural haiku, is a form of Japanese poetry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_poetry), consisting of 17 moras (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mora_%28linguistics%29) (or on (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onji)), in three phrases of 5, 7, and 5 moras respectively.[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku#cite_note-0) Although haiku are often stated to have 17 syllables (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syllable),[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku#cite_note-1) this is inaccurate as syllables and moras are not the same. Haiku typically contain a kigo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kigo) (seasonal reference), and a kireji (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kireji) (cutting word).[3] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku#cite_note-2)


In Japanese, haiku are traditionally printed in a single vertical line and tend to take aspects of the natural world as their subject matter, while haiku in English (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku_in_English) often appear in three lines to parallel the three phrases of Japanese haiku and may deal with any subject matter.[4] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku#cite_note-3) Previously called hokku (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hokku), haiku was given its current name by the Japanese writer Masaoka Shiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masaoka_Shiki) at the end of the 19th century.

[Blackjack]

Championships won?

Thirty-four since the merger

Sucks to be Mavfan

[bigfan]

Longhorns and Cowboys;
Have Sucketh Greatly this year;
Mavs flopper dead ahead.

[jag]

Championships won?

Thirty-four since the merger

Sucks to be Mavfan

:lol

[Bender]

this entire page is a massive haiku fail... except for a few.

[Cry Havoc]

Only one hope left
Dallas needs a post-up big
Maybe trade for Bosh?

[Blackjack]

Texas basketball

It ain't for the feint of heart

Or doo doo faced guards

[Obstructed_View]

Ian Mahinmi
Why didn't we extend him?
Gonna fuck us up

:lol

By the way, I don't know if "Ian" is one syllable or two. It doesn't matter, really; it was intended as a fail haiku anyway.

[8FOR!3]

The sport of football sucks
Cowboys and Longhorns have me on suicide-watch
Shit I haven't done a Haiku since high school

[koriwhat]

fuck the mavericks
especially their shit fans
and dumbass terry

[Blackjack]

Matt Bonner's a Spur

A Maverick, no, he's not

Their sandwiches suck

[Blackjack]

Losing to Dallas?

It ain't a great feeling, y'all

Mavs, 4RF

:elephant

[DubMcDub]

fuck the mavericks
especially their shit fans
and dumbass terry

Irony Iron-
-y Irony Irony
Irony. I'm done.