The Maverick Haiku

[ShoogarBear]

I can't hit my shots
Gainst this defense need more help
Tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet

[ShoogarBear]

That bear hug defense
But I have a solution
Quick punch to your nuts

[ShoogarBear]

It crosses my path
But one swing casts it aside
Damned bicycle

[angel_luv]

:lol

[DubMcDub]

Not bad.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Trophy case empty
Maybe we'll whine the title!
Cuban leads the way

[ponky]

terrible.......................................... ...............-y funny

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Make the Spurs believe
You can't win by playing bigs
Master plan engaged

[LaMarcus Bryant]

The Good Maverick:
he tends to stab in the back
that which is closest.

[v2freak]

Hahahahahaha

[ALVAREZ6]

We grab Finley's nuts
Ref bitching, our specialty
Dwayne Wade owns our souls

[ShoogarBear]

Make the Spurs believe
You can't win by playing bigs
Master plan engagedOwwwwwwwwch! :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Mark on Letterman
He improved the NBA
Dwyane Wade says thank you

[ShoogarBear]

Now we make our plans
Everyone loves a parade
Wait, not in South Beach!

[ShoogarBear]

When he's feeling down
It's sweet music to his ears
David Hasselhoff

[SpursWillOwn]

we should make some for our "motivated" spurs

[DubMcDub]

We grab Finley's nuts
Ref bitching, our specialty
Dwayne Wade owns our souls

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

Talk about irony. Too fucking priceless.

[ShoogarBear]

Behold the Mav Fan!
Here's a name he does not know:
Rolando Blackman

[DubMcDub]

Behold the Mav Fan!
Here's a name he does not know:
Rolando Blackman

I don't know Brad Davis or Roy Tarpley either. :rolleyes

[ShoogarBear]

Not enough syllables, though.

[DubMcDub]

Not enough syllables, though.

:lol

[dirk4mvp]

Gainst


That is not a word
you fucking dipshit homer
Timberwolves are good

[Budkin]

Mavs are up three games
Spurs need this win really bad
Tim Duncan must own :hungry:

[timvp]

Mark on Letterman
He improved the NBA
Dwyane Wade says thank you

:lol

That one was the best.

[ShoogarBear]

That is not a word
you fucking dipshit homer
Timberwolves are goodPoor deprived Mav Fan
Unfamiliar with free verse
and, it seems, haiku

[timvp]

2-0 series lead
Championship on the way
Oops, we are the Mavs

[ponky]

palms up, saucer eyes
timmy no wrong can he do
mavs own us...boohoo

[DubMcDub]

palms up, saucer eyes
timmy no wrong can he do
mavs own us...boohoo

:lol

[timvp]

Can't beat them, join them
Hire Spurs point guard to coach team
Still the Mavericks

[ShoogarBear]

On opening night
Too scared to hang the banner
"Western Conference Champs"!!!!

[T Park]

No ring yet
Nowitzki pumps fist stupidly like moron
Spurs put-up three

[Kori Ellis]

No ring yet
Nowitzki pumps fist stupidly like moron
Spurs put-up three

:lmao 5-7-5

[Budkin]

Mavs up two to none
Thought they had the trophy won
Karma's a motherfucker

[ponky]

manu, mon ami
tony parker here to play
you make me so gay

http://www.mysanantonio.com/multimedia/slideshows/show_620/SPURS-PISTONS-G7-1.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

How long had Shoog been planning this thread?

:lol to all of them, Mavs fans entries included.

[ShoogarBear]

Rich blowhard blogger
His biggest pleasure in life
Watching Dirk shower

[cornbread]

Parade starts at 6
Get there early, wear Mavs shirts
Be loud and...ah shit!!!

[cornbread]

Can't beat them, join them
Hire Spurs point guard to coach team
Still the Mavericks
:lol

[ponky]

cornbread 's was awesome

[ShoogarBear]

An apology
We thought you guys were extinct
To Jerry Stackhouse

[timvp]

11 straight wins
The regular season champs
When do we get rings?

[DubMcDub]

"We have all the rings"
Fire up the time machine
Past is all they have

[ShoogarBear]

Twice a year Mav Fan
Makes pilgrimage to SA
To see three O'Briens

[DubMcDub]

Twice a year Mav Fan
Makes pilgrimage to SA
To watch Spurs fan cry

[ShoogarBear]

Like the Maytag Man
The Dallas trophy maker
Is a lonely man

[ponky]

no foul here nor there
pop gets red, pop gets a tech
spurs are still a wreck

[timvp]

Haiku like the Mavs
Off to good start; near finish
crumble

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Twice every month
Mark Cuban pays Mike Finley
To play for the Spurs

[ShoogarBear]

Haiku like the Mavs
Off to good start; near finish
crumble
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

damn, that was a serious Mr. Miyagi moment.

[ponky]

one loss, two losses
spurs can't wait until friday
mavs will make it three

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

After Friday's game
Stationary bike not safe
Wrath of big German

[DubMcDub]

Haiku like the Spurs
Very old, very boring
Useless old has-been

[ShoogarBear]

Haiku like the Spurs
Very old, very boring
Mav Fan still envy

[DubMcDub]

Haiku like the Spurs
Very old, very boring
Mav Fan still envy

What's there to envy?
Three titles, great and all that
But past is the past

[ponky]

who will shoot a three?
horry horry, no worry
all washed up...sorry

[ShoogarBear]

Nice, even some rhyming.

[Kori Ellis]

who will shoot a three?
horry horry, no worry
all washed up...sorry

:lmao

That was good.

[Kori Ellis]

Terry, call him JET
But do not be fooled by him
Not fast, initials

[DubMcDub]

Geriatric Spurs
Plastic hips and dentures too
Need that Holy Grail

[ShoogarBear]

Fuck fuck fuck small ball
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck small ball
Fuck fuck fuck small ball

[timvp]

Pop tell me to shoot
Why Argentina hate me?
I pass to Manu

[T Park]

:lmao

[Kori Ellis]

Please make no mistake
I'm poor man's Tony Parker
Call me D Harris

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Two German icons
Dirk Nowitzki Berlin Wall
Both fall for the Hoff

[DubMcDub]

Poor man's Tony P
Took it to the Spurs last year
How embarrassing!

[Kori Ellis]

Poor man's Tony P
Took it to the Spurs last year
How embarrassing!

Mavs fan say and say
Stop living in past, loser
Practice what you preach

[dirk4mvp]

What? No foul was called?
I must fake an injury
oh shit, my foot hurt.

[DubMcDub]

Mavs fan say and say
Stop living in past, loser
Practice what you preach

Most recent series
Highly relevant to this
Old rings not so much.

[ShoogarBear]

Mav Fan in his heart
Knows the team is not complete
Till they get Webber

[Kori Ellis]

Most recent series
Highly relevant to this
Old rings not so much.

'K then lets get real
Poor Man averaged twelve and three
Ownage? Not really

[ShoogarBear]

Um. . .

[ShoogarBear]

:lol :tu

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Most recent series
Highly relevant to this
Old rings not so much.

first ring is older
than the bandwagon that you ride
last ring was recent

[Kori Ellis]

Dirk cry all night long
No Nashie, No Hasselhoff
Dirk sad, oh so sad

[DubMcDub]

'K then lets get real
Poor Man averaged twelve and three
Ownage? Not really

Fine, correct you are
But Game 2 Poor Man stole show
One thirteen - Nine one

[ShoogarBear]

You ring out the old
And also ring out the new
Still have one ring left

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Harris poor man's Spur
Devin's game like this player
Jacque Vaughn, Jayhawk days

[DubMcDub]

first ring is older
than the bandwagon that you ride
last ring was recent

Mavs fan since Nine Three
Support my team without rings
Loved them when they sucked.

[timvp]

The Mavs won it all
Then win another; one more?
Then we would be tied (http://www.theshorthorn.com/archive/2003/fall/03-nov-21/sp112103-01.html)

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Mavs fan since Nine Three
Support my team without rings
Loved them when they sucked.

good for you dub dub
old school mavs fan rare indeed
endangered species

[DubMcDub]

good for you dub dub
old school mavs fan rare indeed
endangered species

Was young and poor then
Wish I had bought season tix
To get best seats now.

[MannyIsGod]

The Mav's Dynasty
Dallas loves to talk about
canceled before start

[Extra Stout]

Maverick fan can boast
They are better than the Spurs
But here come the Suns

[Extra Stout]

Drunken German star
Wishes Nash were his teammate
Moreso when Suns win

[Extra Stout]

Spurs look for defense
To slow down Aryan scorer
Dutch center falls short

[Shank]

Stupid Spurs fandom
Obsessing about Dallas
Beat the T-Wolves first

[SoCalSpursFan]

Can't finish the job.
Dirk so ugly, so ugly.
David Hasselhoff.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Cuban runs around
With his head way up his ass
Wait, that's not HIS ass!

[cornbread]

Stupid Spurs fandom
Obsessing about Dallas
Beat the T-Wolves first

:lol

[Jimcs50]

Pop makes Spurs small

Spurs let dallas pass them up

I want to kill pop

[Solid D]

Awesome thread. Nice work ShoogarBear.

I'll try one.

Mavs and commitment
All about Championships
All talk no action.

[Solid D]

Dirk for MVP
He is unstoppable now
kraut-breath is deadly

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Dirk for MVP
He is unstoppable now
kraut-breath is deadly


:lmao That last line had me rolling!

[Fabbs]

ShoogarBear I can't hit my shots
.........
tweet tweet tweet tweet




Like the Maytag Man
The Dallas trophy maker
Is a lonely man
:lol :elephant

[Celtic Pride]

Mavs to the Finals
Stern sacrificed Mavs for NBA
Can be 10 miles from D-Wade
And start a foul parade

[ponky]

Dirk for MVP
He is unstoppable now
kraut-breath is deadly

Fabrio to help
Stringy hair and bad breath D
Shower, Argentine!

[Extra Stout]

I need more spaetzl
Lumpy noodles fuel my game
Fear my stringy hair

[ShoogarBear]

How could we forget
After that glorious May
To bump esteemed thread

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

:lol

[ShoogarBear]

Mavs beat Spurs again
This is proof that the playoffs
Don't tell the real tale

[ShoogarBear]

"We have all the rings"
Fire up the time machine
Past is all they haveMachine fired up
The past, present, and future
All one and the same

[ShoogarBear]

Twice a year Mav Fan
Makes pilgrimage to SA
To see three O'BriensSomething about this
Can't put my finger on it
Just doesn't add up

[FromWayDowntown]

Elusive gold ball
Mavs come up short when it counts
Just another year

[E20]

Dirk Dirk Dirk Dirk Dirk
Dirk shits bricks when it matters
Dirk Dirk Dirk Dirk Dirk

[roycrikside]

Who cares 'bout the Mavs?
They got punked by an eighth seed
Rockets worry me

[And1Mak]

spurs are so boring
I fell asleep writing this

[ChumpDumper]

spurs are so boring
I fell asleep writing thisThey haven't covered haiku in your grade school yet, and it is past your bedtime.

[And1Mak]

They haven't covered haiku in your grade school yet, and it is past your bedtime.

Have they covered getting into the playoffs in your town yet?

[FromWayDowntown]

Have they covered getting into the playoffs in your town yet?

burn

[dirk4mvp]

Have they covered getting into the playoffs in your town yet?
What What What What What
What What What What What What What
What What What What What?

[ChumpDumper]

Have they covered getting into the playoffs in your town yet?Ah, the newbie mantra. Make sure mom tucks you in tight.

[duncan228]

First game of the pre-season and new Mavs trolls crawl out of the woodwork.
Let the games begin...

[And1Mak]

Ah, the newbie mantra. Make sure mom tucks you in tight.

yo mama jokes?
I guess you would enjoy using 8 year old jokes...
After all, it was 8 years ago your team actually made the playoffs :lol
oh how you must miss the glory days! let's party like it's 1999!

[ChumpDumper]

Yeah, this could go on for awhile.

He's fussy when the assflap on his feety pajamas is left open.

[duncan228]

yo mama jokes?
I guess you would enjoy using 8 year old jokes...
After all, it was 8 years ago your team actually made the playoffs :lol
oh how you must miss the glory days! let's party like it's 1999!

You would have done yourself a great service if you lurked here for a while before you posted.

Get to know the players around here. You'll look less ridiculous.

[And1Mak]

lol if someone quotes me and replies with a smartass comment, I have the right to do the same.

I'm not a troll, spurs are respectable. But I couldn't care less if you think I look redirkulous.

[ChumpDumper]

I am a troll.

[duncan228]

lol if someone quotes me and replies with a smartass comment, I have the right to do the same.

I'm not a troll, spurs are respectable. But I couldn't care less if you think I look redirkulous.

Welcome to the forum.
Have fun.

But be careful...ChumpDumper will eat you alive.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Need a time machine
skip this eighty two games crap
May meetings matter more

[ChumpDumper]

Mavfan's great hubris
Flowers full in October
School day tomorrow

[HighLowLobForBig-50]

The Suns are too fast
Dirk Nowiztki is too slow
Now, two in a row

[1Parker1]

It crosses my path
But one swing casts it aside
Damned bicycle


:lmao :lmao Best one.

[Phenomanul]

Stackhouse believes Spurs
Path to finals was easy...
He's still in denial.

[Phenomanul]

Hawks are a facade...
True love of Chumpdumper's heart...
Still silver and black...

Lost he a small bet...
Required him to post his shame...
Atlanta? Whatever....

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Stackhouse believes Spurs
Path to finals was easy...
He's still in denial.

See Stack everywhere
cave man and sixth man this fall
both jobs gone by june

[phyzik]

See Stack everywhere
cave man and sixth man this fall
both jobs gone by june


OH SNAP!!! :lol

[ShoogarBear]

The Mavs make breakthrough
The final key to a ring
Now they have banned mouse

[ShoogarBear]

One step at a time
The first goal has been achieved
Beating Golden State

[ShoogarBear]

A vast empty space
Like the Australian Outback
The Mavs trophy case

[ShoogarBear]

Tonight the Mavs will
Do what their owner did and
Dance with the real stars

[FromWayDowntown]

AAC is green
Perfect color for tonight
Mavs fans show envy

[timvp]

AAC is green
Why? Championship virgins
AC Green is proud

[DubMcDub]

Never have I seen
Fans with so many (four) rings
Be so insecure.

If my team had four
I'd give two shits about Spurs
Or anyone else.

[Extra Stout]

NBA title
Or a Knight Rider remake
The German is torn

[Extra Stout]

Romo gets Carrie
Can't Dirk at least get Nena?
Wie viel luftballons?

[ShoogarBear]

Who could have guessed that
The Mavericks' whole season
Relied on Van Horn?

[ShoogarBear]

Kidd back in Dallas?
Can Mashburn and J Jackson
be that far behind?

[ShoogarBear]

Please make no mistake
I'm poor man's Tony Parker
Call me D HarrisCall me D Harris
Just don't call me in Dallas
I flop there no more

[phyzik]

Kidd back in Dallas
belief of behind the back passes
capable by every player

[ancestron]

I suck at haiku, so here is a limerick.

Dirk Dirk Dirk
Sticks his tongue out like a jerk
Won an MVP off of league sympathy
by an 8 seed his team got worked.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I suck at haiku, so here is a limerick.

Dirk Dirk Dirk
Sticks his tongue out like a jerk
Won an MVP off of league sympathy
by an 8 seed his team got worked.
Not bad, this thread could use a little change up.

Mavs Mavs Mavs
They're the "have nots" to the Spurs' "haves"
They'll feel the sting of a championship ring
As they get bitchslapped just like the Cavs

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Old man Jason Kidd
for all the dimes he can make
can't buy Mavs a ring

[phyzik]

Not bad, this thread could use a little change up.

Mavs Mavs Mavs
They're the "have nots" to the Spurs' "haves"
They'll feel the sting of a championship ring
As they get bitchslapped just like the Cavs

thats a good one.

[ancestron]

Suns Haiku?

So Phoenix got Shaq
Takes forever to run back
gaping hole on D.

[tav1]

Devin Harris fast
Desaugna Diop a big pest
Gone, the Mavs suck hard

[tav1]

Mark, Mark of man tits
Hyperactive ref bitch fits
Hard over Dampier

[tav1]

Mavs fans are the worst
They whine, weep, cuss, cry and curse
Never win a thing

[roycrikside]

Spending like a loon
Wants more points and less defense
The old Cubes is back!

[roycrikside]

Can't stop Tim, Manu
And now they can't guard Tony
Great fucking trade, huh?

[ancestron]

Jason Kidd beats chicks
Dirk, Josh, Jason have no dicks
Mark Cuban is gay.

[vinylstar]

isolation dirk
beats bowen with left and one
refrigerator

[Spurminator]

.

[smeagol]

Jason Kidd beats chicks
Dirk, Josh, Jason have no dicks
Mark Cuban is gay.
:lol :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Can't stop Tim, Manu
And now they can't guard Tony
Great fucking trade, huh?:rollin

[ShoogarBear]

Oh woe are the Mavs
Cuban and Avery fight
Scratching and biting

[spurschick]

Dirk posts "Help Wanted"
"Looking for my vagina."
"Last seen in S.A."

[NBA Junkie]

Cuban desperate
Looking for championship
Kidd not the answer

[Brutalis]

dirk is a nazi
making jews cry
karma is a bitchfag

[tp2021]

They lost to that beard
Lose to that canadian
Embarrassed by Wade

[tp2021]

Suns Haiku?

So Phoenix got Shaq
Takes forever to run back
gaping hole on D.

I love this one, man!
It is hard to imagine
Their D could get worse.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

On Easter Sunday
Spurs, not Bunny, bring baskets
Too many for Mavs

[tp2021]

Dirk cries after loss
draws strength from his savior
don't hassle the Hoff!

[jag]

For a haiku thread,
incorrect structure is found
in many of these.

[ShoogarBear]

. . . . .
. . . . . . .
. . . . .

[timvp]

AJ hit the road
Championship hopes gone too
lol, carlisle

[timtonymanu]

Zero titles still.
Kidd was not the answer at all.
Dirk can't catch a break.

[benefactor]

Stackhouse still playing
5 million a year for Diop
Off cliff, Mavs fans stare

[urunobili]

Devin Harris All Star
Dampier > Diop still
Howard didn't vote

[hater]

Spurs team in decline
Ginobili out for months
We still > Mavs

[Shank]

It's this or Fox News
Dirk had better fix his shit
Stackhouse can suck one

[monosylab1k]

What have we become?
You gotta be shitting me
Green is our last hope

[j-6]

Fifteen man roster
Not one pair amongst them all
Sorry Mark, keep trying

[monosylab1k]

At least we can hope
LeBron will sign with Dallas
Pipe dreams are so fun

[Shank]

Call Little Caesars
Get me a KFC box
I love Taco Bell

[monosylab1k]

dirk is a nazi
making jews cry
karma is a bitchfag

it's five-seven-five
the proper haiku format
you inbred redneck

[dirk4mvp]

Guitar Hero Box
Is the only solution
for Maverick fans

[Shank]

That fugly ass bitch
In Brutalis' sig looks
Like a man. Skank bish.

[birdy219]

Your Allas Mavs

The "jet" crashes balls.
Nowinski assaults the bike.
Howard puffs the pipe. :toast

(Sorry so corny....my brain is on vacation..:wakeup )

[urunobili]

Stack makes 7 mill a year
Josh stills kills team chemistry
Barea is the 2nd PG

[Shank]

Oh yeah, JJ blows
Who thought that was a good choice?
Mavs braintrust of 'tards

[FromWayDowntown]

My, things are different
Staying home to watch returns
Spurs, Mavs on split screen

[timvp]

Mav Fan and Spurs Fans
Brothers from different mothers
Both hate the Rockets

[baseline bum]

Out with the youngster
Replaced with the ancient Kidd
Clang goes the jumpshot

[baseline bum]

Eighty five million
Payroll is ridiculous
Oh noes, it's LeBron

[Killakobe81]

The mavs, are done now
Carlisile is no Pop, we know this
Lebron, made Howard his bitch

[monosylab1k]

The mavs, are done now
Carlisile is no Pop, we know this
Lebron, made Howard his bitch

five-seven-five but
Syllables, not words, dumbass
six year olds know this

[z0sa]

Mavericks rejoice
when LeBron goes to europe
yet more pain to come

[dirk4mvp]

Which team looks better?
The Team That Shall Not Be Named
Durant to Mavs please

[dirk4mvp]

When Duncan retires
Spur fans will feel rather ill
lol, Bonner

[tp2021]

Avery could coach,
But calling games is better.
Mark gives him extra.

[birdy219]

Nowinski
by exercise bikes international

Dirk's shaved his long hair.
Flailing arms/legs everywhere.
Equipment beware.

Ode to America
by Josh Howard

Oh say can you see
J Ho's puffing a doobie.
Screw, Land of the Free.

[baseline bum]

Mavs championship
Is about as likely as
A McCain landslide

[YoMamaIsCallin]

Sphincters shrink to dots
as Mavs fans avert their eyes
Cuban? Yells at refs.

[benefactor]

Dirk still hard as wool
Cuban danced while Dallas burned
Some things never change

[ShoogarBear]

Mav Fan off the ledge
The new savior has been found
JJ Barea

[ShoogarBear]

The big D debate
Who does the best in the clutch
Dirk vs. Romo

[timvp]

ShoogarBear bumps thread
Writes a couple of haikus
Spurs end up losing

:depressed

[superbigtime]

Nowitzki tries hard
But his teammates suck so bad
Terry is a bitch

Yeah!

[Fabbs]

The big D debate
Who does the best in the clutch
Dirk vs. Romo
:lol

[Manufan909]

Dirk still hard as wool
Cuban danced while Dallas burned
Some things never change

best haiku of the thread!!!!!!!!!:toast

[urunobili]

ShoogarBear bumps thread
Writes a couple of haikus
Spurs end up losing

:depressed

close this thread! :bang:bang

[benefactor]

Mavs in town again
Rivalry is all thats left
No rings, sinking ship.

[urunobili]

Mavs in town again
Rivalry is all thats left
No rings, sinking ship.

a poster that didn't get it that we lost last time we had this thread we lost
bumps it anyhow
get's a 3 hour pinkage for it

:bang

[Spursfan092120]

Choking is our game.
We can't even beat our meat.
Should have kept Fin Dog.

[benefactor]

a poster that didn't get it that we lost last time we had this thread we lost
bumps it anyhow
get's a 3 hour pinkage for it

:bang
I doubt this thread will have much to do with the actual outcome....

[urunobili]

I doubt this thread will have much to do with the actual outcome....

ok... how about you voluntarily put your signature to my command if they lose for daring?

[tp2021]

a poster that didn't get it that we lost last time we had this thread we lost
bumps it anyhow
get's a 3 hour pinkage for it

:bang

That's not a haiku,
just do your preaching in prose,
read before you post.

[timvp]

Trade deadline over
Cuban talk big; no action
Hey, we love our team!

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Dirk hungers for ring
Mavs fan can't stomach Donnie
Josh has the munchies

[duncan228]

Trade deadline over
Cuban talk big; no action
Hey, we love our team!

:cheer :cheer

[monosylab1k]

Mavs fans are fed up
Plus we're all bandwagoners
Go Thunder, oh yeah!

[buttsR4rebounding]

Again their star Dirk was off
As he hummed a tune Hasselhoff
His great show of heart
Would pass like a fart
"Bruce Bowen is playing too rough".:whine

[I Love Me Some Me]

Did you hear that noise?
It was heard in Phoenix too.
The window slammed shut.

[I Love Me Some Me]

I'm MFFL
It's hard to scream at the refs
With balls in my mouth.

[I Love Me Some Me]

All Star - D. Harris
Jason Kidd is past his prime.
Somewhere, Avery laughs.

[mavs>spurs2]

All Star - D. Harris
Jason Kidd is past his prime.
Somewhere, Avery laughs.

Avery was the dumbfuck who went to Cuban and said "I need a point guard." Don't let little Napoleon rewrite history and try to fool you.

[I Love Me Some Me]

Avery was the dumbfuck who went to Cuban and said "I need a point guard." Don't let little Napoleon rewrite history and try to fool you.

Mavs fans still bitter.
Build a bridge. Get over it.
Championship hopes? Gone.

[Spursfan092120]

A haiku is 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second line, and 5 in the third...just so you guys know... :)

[dirk4mvp]

tiny market spurs
duncan won't last forever
four titles, faggots

[dirk4mvp]

spurs tank the season
Robinson faked injury
four titles, faggots

[dirk4mvp]

san antonio
why are you so fucking fat?
make use of Dirk's bike

[urunobili]

Devin Harris an All Star
J-Kidd didnt make it
go ahead eat that

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

tiny market spurs
duncan won't last forever
four titles, faggots

Mavs fan...sooo bitter
O'Brien envy is sad...
No trophy for you!

[Spursfan092120]

san antonio
why are you so fucking fat?
make use of Dirk's bike

Dallas Mavericks fans
so hateful and envious
for what they can't get

[HORNSWOGGLE]

67 wins HA!
Golden State with 48
First round knockout, LATE!
Yup Choking is in their blood

[dirk4mvp]

spur fans taking pride
they did nothing but eat food
gross, obesity.

[dirk4mvp]

Yup Choking is in their blood

What's in the people of San Antonio's blood besides food particles?

[HORNSWOGGLE]

O sorry meant it must be in the water in Dallas, all the teams there always seem to choke

[dirk4mvp]

Water is good for you.

[HORNSWOGGLE]

never said it wasnt

[dirk4mvp]

Are you a Mavs fan?
Then why does it say Memphis?
Must be embarassed.


Does it say I'm a mavfan? Can you read? I'm pretty sure my team says Memphis Grizzlies.

[dirk4mvp]

Yeah, it's my favorite show.

[Shank]

BenJarvus is off to a raging start! Huzzah! Huzzah!

[dirk4mvp]

BenJarvus is off to a raging start! Huzzah! Huzzah!

So far, the best 29 posts I've ever read.

[HORNSWOGGLE]

D7452FKoI4A

[Spursfan092120]

spur fans taking pride
they did nothing but eat food
gross, obesity.

The envy is clear
keep on changing the subject
It may ease the pain

[Spurminator]

This is a good thread
You guys are fucking it up
Stop being stupid

[Spursmania]

Benjarvis , you're earlier posts with dirk4mvp was cracking me up! What's up with the Dallas Dirk4mvp-Grizzly fan? Is he a Grizzly or a Mav fan? Ahh-who cares, they both suck with no chance in Hell to win the Larry.:lmao

[Shank]

This is a good thread
You guys are fucking it up
Stop being stupid

No no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no

[dirk4mvp]

The envy is clear
keep on changing the subject
It may ease the pain


real life weight problems
more important than titles
please get better soon

[Extra Stout]

Harris emerges
Cuban's ego intervenes
Trade for Jason Kidd

[Extra Stout]

Faded memories
Once they even beat the Spurs
Now all hope is gone

[Shank]

As we said before, change the subject b/c you can't say anything. Why don't you just do what everyone does when there is no rebuttal and call us "haters". Pick a team any team dirk4mvp.:flag::flag:

He's done it again! It's amazing!

[Extra Stout]

The sting of failure
They cannot bear this sharp pain
City smack dulls it

[HORNSWOGGLE]

He's done it again! It's amazing!
What dirk choked again?

[Extra Stout]

Obese citizens
Watching a river parade
Mav fan is sullen

[Spursfan092120]

real life weight problems
more important than titles
please get better soon

I'm doing real well
One hundred seventy pounds
And I'm 6 foot 1.

In Dallas County
Largest obesity rate <---largest IN THE COUNTRY!!
In your GREAT Dallas.

San Antonio
Fans that stand behind their team
It's not full of snobs

[Spursfan092120]

As we said before, change the subject b/c you can't say anything. Why don't you just do what everyone does when there is no rebuttal and call us "haters". Pick a team any team dirk4mvp.:flag::flag:
Yeah man...let's team up on him..lol..like I said..he changes the subject because it's blatantly obvious he can say nothing to us when it comes to basketball.

[Spursfan092120]

4 titles to none
San Antone vs. Dallas
Now who's the winner?

[Spursfan092120]

Definitely should do the haikus for every team we play...this is a blast..lol