Breaking news about the Dallas Mavericks!!

[Nashfan]

It has been reported that the Dallas Mavericks have reached a new streak of all their players having bowel movements at the same time!! :lmao

[CubanMustGo]

It has been reported that Suns fans will be once again disappointed when the playoffs roll around. No, wait, that's not breaking news.

[Nashfan]

It has been reported that Suns fans will be once again disappointed when the playoffs roll around. No, wait, that's not breaking news.


Keep on dreaming!! :lol

[LEONARD]

*yawn*

The best streak in major pro sports history over 56 games was not made up by Mavs fans...it was on ESPN.com. Rip on ESPN if you think it's a ridiculous stat...

[mabber]

It has been reported that Suns fans will be once again disappointed when the playoffs roll around. No, wait, that's not breaking news.

That quote from Nash after their OT win over the Bobcats last night didn't inspire confidence in their chances this year.

Steve Nash wondered about the Sun's commitment to be a title contender.

"How long does it take to learn a lesson?" he said. "We've got to learn a lesson and be more committed to our goals, and take more pride in that."

That sounds like a guy who's not real happy with the how his team is playing.

[sandeepgm]

sloppy nash has something to say about bowel moments. Its a priceless picture too...

http://nba.aolsportsblog.com/2007/03/07/nash-sloppy-in-more-ways-than-one-against-lakers/

[monosylab1k]

It has been reported that the Dallas Mavericks have reached a new streak of all their players having bowel movements at the same time!! :lmao

Good job getting a hard fought OT win last night. It's always gonna be a tough night when the CHARLOTTE BOBCATS come into town. :lol Those Bobcats are kicking so much ass these days, it's good to see you guys squeak out a win on a quality team like that.

[Nashfan]

Good job getting a hard fought OT win last night. It's always gonna be a tough night when the CHARLOTTE BOBCATS come into town. :lol Those Bobcats are kicking so much ass these days, it's good to see you guys squeak out a win on a quality team like that.


Can't take a joke, huh? :lol It just gets tiring having some Mavericks fans constantly posting about what their team does every day. Regarding the game against the Bobcats, yeah every team has those type of games. The Spurs even lost to them this year, at least we pulled our head out of our asses to win the game. You might want to look at the Mavericks record against the Warriors this year, a team you should not lose to before you bring up last nights game. Oh, but I forgot, the Mavericks can do no wrong!! :rolleyes

[monosylab1k]

You might want to look at the Mavericks record against the Warriors this year

Last I checked, the Warriors were in the hunt for a playoff spot.

The Bobcats are in the hunt for Greg Oden :lol

Nice try.

[monosylab1k]

Can't take a joke, huh?

I'd take it alot better if it was actually funny.

"The Mavericks are poopy-pants fart-heads! LOL"

Just a little more effort would be nice, that's all.

[sandeepgm]

Can't take a joke, huh? :lol It just gets tiring having some Mavericks fans constantly posting about what their team does every day. Regarding the game against the Bobcats, yeah every team has those type of games. The Spurs even lost to them this year, at least we pulled our head out of our asses to win the game. You might want to look at the Mavericks record against the Warriors this year, a team you should not lose to before you bring up last nights game. Oh, but I forgot, the Mavericks can do no wrong!! :rolleyes

Even though i am a mavs fan, i do agree that the constant posting of what the team does everyday is kind of annoying. There is nothing wrong about being happy about victories over the spurs, the suns, the heat etc and being happy over the same teams defeat as well.

There is also nothing wrong about talking about streaks we are having as a team but then posts about "being a dynasty" and other posts where fans are losing a sense of perspective over the regular season wins or just trying to rub it in other fans faces are annoying. Thats my 2 cents..

[z0sa]

problem with mavs fans is, they think that the championship is theirs already, and yet they don't even know what its like to have been all the way even once.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent news story about the Mavs winning streak. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen...





















http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/dreamworks_skg/anchorman/will_ferrell/cannonball.jpg
CANNONBALL!

[mabber]

Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent news story about the Mavs winning streak. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen...


That doesn't make sense.


















http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/dreamworks_skg/anchorman/will_ferrell/cannonball.jpg
CANNONBALL!

[monosylab1k]

Nashfan's "joke" reminded me alot of Brick Tamland...

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/3061/259523264mwj4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Hey Mavs fans, where did you get your winning streak, the toilet store?

[Nashfan]

Even though i am a mavs fan, i do agree that the constant posting of what the team does everyday is kind of annoying. There is nothing wrong about being happy about victories over the spurs, the suns, the heat etc and being happy over the same teams defeat as well.

There is also nothing wrong about talking about streaks we are having as a team but then posts about "being a dynasty" and other posts where fans are losing a sense of perspective over the regular season wins or just trying to rub it in other fans faces are annoying. Thats my 2 cents..


Finally, a Maverick fan that gets it!

[Nashfan]

Last I checked, the Warriors were in the hunt for a playoff spot.

The Bobcats are in the hunt for Greg Oden :lol

Nice try.


Guess you checked wrong! I think it is most likely that the Clippers or the Kings get the eighth spot than the Warriors. Nice try though! :lol

[shelshor]

It has been reported that the Dallas Mavericks have reached a new streak of all their players having bowel movements at the same time!! :lmao
Mark Cuban gives each player a $25000 bonus for team unity

[LEONARD]

problem with mavs fans is, they think that the championship is theirs already, and yet they don't even know what its like to have been all the way even once.

Please direct me to these Mavs fans that you're referring to... :rolleyes

[monosylab1k]

Guess you checked wrong! I think it is most likely that the Clippers or the Kings get the eighth spot than the Warriors. Nice try though! :lol

:frying: dear god you're the most obtuse person on this board. I said they were IN THE HUNT for a playoff spot. IN THE HUNT. do you get what that means? it doesn't mean they have a spot, doesn't mean they're "likely" to get a spot, it means they're IN THE HUNT for a spot. They're 2.5 games behind the 8th spot with 19 games to go. They are very much IN THE HUNT for a playoff spot. Maybe you're the one that needs to check your facts before posting that weak shit.

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/7669/brickml4.png (http://imageshack.us)

[big3bigD]

:lol :lmao Nice sig of the Brick....

[Nashfan]

Mark Cuban gives each player a $25000 bonus for team unity
:lmao

[Nashfan]

:frying: dear god you're the most obtuse person on this board. I said they were IN THE HUNT for a playoff spot. IN THE HUNT. do you get what that means? it doesn't mean they have a spot, doesn't mean they're "likely" to get a spot, it means they're IN THE HUNT for a spot. They're 2.5 games behind the 8th spot with 19 games to go. They are very much IN THE HUNT for a playoff spot. Maybe you're the one that needs to check your facts before posting that weak shit.

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/7669/brickml4.png (http://imageshack.us)


Now you are just arguing semantics. I don't believe that the Warriors are that great of a team to make it into the playoffs over the two teams I mentioned. Cute photoshop tricks. By the way, what time does the short yellow bus drop you off everyday? :lol

[ponky]

lol, little suns fan feeling neglected now that the mavs and spurs are garnering most of the attention these days

[Spurminator]

It has been reported that the Dallas Mavericks have reached a new streak of all their players having bowel movements at the same time!! :lmao


I'm nearly speechless. This is almost painful to read.

I mean, some childish insults have an ironically humorous appeal. They may be SO bad, that they're actually funny. Other times, they may at least carry an edginess or some unique shock value.

This line, which I can only assume you premeditated and read before (and after) posting, has none of these qualities. It makes no sense, yet it is not nonsensical enough to be funny. It is an empty shell of a line, devoid of any redeeming qualities whatsoever.

I can only imagine what your fellow Suns fans were thinking when they saw one of their own fail this miserably at communicating a thought. As a fellow human, I'm embarrassed that one of our own managed to complete a thought process that lead to the posting of such an inane sentence.

No amount of crickets or awkward silence could possibly communicate what an absolute failure of a post this was. You should seriously, seriously reflect on what brought you to a point in your existence where you would produce such a lifeless collection of words.

[pussyface]

...it was about as creative as one would have expected from someone with the ultrageneric username 'nashfan.'

really funny post though up above this one. good shit.

[mardigan]

Is it jealousy that keeps these threads coming, it must be. I guess it must be hard to be a Suns fan and to think your team has a good chance every year just to get steamrolled by a better team. Smallball always works untill the playoffs

[ponky]

I'm nearly speechless. This is almost painful to read.

I mean, some childish insults have an ironically humorous appeal. They may be SO bad, that they're actually funny. Other times, they may at least carry an edginess or some unique shock value.

This line, which I can only assume you premeditated and read before (and after) posting, has none of these qualities. It makes no sense, yet it is not nonsensical enough to be funny. It is an empty shell of a line, devoid of any redeeming qualities whatsoever.

I can only imagine what your fellow Suns fans were thinking when they saw one of their own fail this miserably at communicating a thought. As a fellow human, I'm embarrassed that one of our own managed to complete a thought process that lead to the posting of such an inane sentence.

No amount of crickets or awkward silence could possibly communicate what an absolute failure of a post this was. You should seriously, seriously reflect on what brought you to a point in your existence where you would produce such a lifeless collection of words.

"no amount of crickets or awkward silence" :lmao....alright, THIS is funny, the entire thread

[Nashfan]

lol, little suns fan feeling neglected now that the mavs and spurs are garnering most of the attention these days


No, this Suns fan is not feeling neglected. :lol Just get tired of Mav fans rubbing things in other teams faces and not just the Suns. It pays to be humble sometimes ya know? Nice try though, try again!

[Nashfan]

I'm nearly speechless. This is almost painful to read.

I mean, some childish insults have an ironically humorous appeal. They may be SO bad, that they're actually funny. Other times, they may at least carry an edginess or some unique shock value.

This line, which I can only assume you premeditated and read before (and after) posting, has none of these qualities. It makes no sense, yet it is not nonsensical enough to be funny. It is an empty shell of a line, devoid of any redeeming qualities whatsoever.

I can only imagine what your fellow Suns fans were thinking when they saw one of their own fail this miserably at communicating a thought. As a fellow human, I'm embarrassed that one of our own managed to complete a thought process that lead to the posting of such an inane sentence.

No amount of crickets or awkward silence could possibly communicate what an absolute failure of a post this was. You should seriously, seriously reflect on what brought you to a point in your existence where you would produce such a lifeless collection of words.

Guess you don't have a sense of humor. :lol Read some of my other posts in this thread and try to understand that I am tired of Mav fans tooting their own horn constantly over every little thing. Yes, they have accomplished great things this year, we all know this if we keep up on sports. It gets very annoying when it is shoved in your face constantly and over some useless stuff like their gameday threads with under .500 teams and how they have already won the game before it starts. There is such a thing as being humble.
Actually some Spur fans and Mav fans agree with me on this.

[Bob Lanier]

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.aolsportsblog.com/media/2007/03/steve-nash-180.jpg

1. That picture looks like the result of a rhesus monkey mating with Ben Folds.
:lol

[ponky]

Guess you don't have a sense of humor. :lol Read some of my other posts in this thread and try to understand that I am tired of Mav fans tooting their own horn constantly over every little thing. Yes, they have accomplished great things this year, we all know this if we keep up on sports. It gets very annoying when it is shoved in your face constantly and over some useless stuff like their gameday threads with under .500 teams and how they have already won the game before it starts. There is such a thing as being humble.
Actually some Spur fans and Mav fans agree with me on this.

wow, more like ONE mavs fan. anyway, most people on here just ridiculed you because you're whining is incessant and it sounds like you're bitter because no one is talking about the suns so much now that the spurs have shown up to play. the main thing though, is that you think your first line was humorous and it is not...wow, bowel movements. anyway, what do you care what mavs fans post? you don't have to click on the thread...but then, what would you whine about?

[HeatFan007]

It's a problem when Mavs fans are spreading HIV throughout the world. I totally understand.

[Nashfan]

wow, more like ONE mavs fan. anyway, most people on here just ridiculed you because you're whining is incessant and it sounds like you're bitter because no one is talking about the suns so much now that the spurs have shown up to play. the main thing though, is that you think your first line was humorous and it is not...wow, bowel movements. anyway, what do you care what mavs fans post? you don't have to click on the thread...but then, what would you whine about?


It is more than just one Mav fan. I don't whine, unlike a lot of Mav fans. No I am not bitter because as you say no one is talking about the Suns so much now that the Spurs have shown up to play. Last I looked the Suns were 47 and 14, same pace as their 2005 year when they won 62 games. Do I like their play of late, no but as I have read from you and other fans all teams go through not playing really hard at times.

Yes I do think it was funny and you are too uptight tonight. You have said a lot of things that are not funny and you ridicule a lot people when they speak their minds. Same goes for you, don't click on this thread, but then what would you whine about. :lol

[Flight3107]

I'm nearly speechless. This is almost painful to read.

I mean, some childish insults have an ironically humorous appeal. They may be SO bad, that they're actually funny. Other times, they may at least carry an edginess or some unique shock value.

This line, which I can only assume you premeditated and read before (and after) posting, has none of these qualities. It makes no sense, yet it is not nonsensical enough to be funny. It is an empty shell of a line, devoid of any redeeming qualities whatsoever.

I can only imagine what your fellow Suns fans were thinking when they saw one of their own fail this miserably at communicating a thought. As a fellow human, I'm embarrassed that one of our own managed to complete a thought process that lead to the posting of such an inane sentence.

No amount of crickets or awkward silence could possibly communicate what an absolute failure of a post this was. You should seriously, seriously reflect on what brought you to a point in your existence where you would produce such a lifeless collection of words.


Well said

:clap

[timvp]

I'm nearly speechless. This is almost painful to read.

I mean, some childish insults have an ironically humorous appeal. They may be SO bad, that they're actually funny. Other times, they may at least carry an edginess or some unique shock value.

This line, which I can only assume you premeditated and read before (and after) posting, has none of these qualities. It makes no sense, yet it is not nonsensical enough to be funny. It is an empty shell of a line, devoid of any redeeming qualities whatsoever.

I can only imagine what your fellow Suns fans were thinking when they saw one of their own fail this miserably at communicating a thought. As a fellow human, I'm embarrassed that one of our own managed to complete a thought process that lead to the posting of such an inane sentence.

No amount of crickets or awkward silence could possibly communicate what an absolute failure of a post this was. You should seriously, seriously reflect on what brought you to a point in your existence where you would produce such a lifeless collection of words.

:rollin

[sabar]

I'm nearly speechless. This is almost painful to read.

I mean, some childish insults have an ironically humorous appeal. They may be SO bad, that they're actually funny. Other times, they may at least carry an edginess or some unique shock value.

This line, which I can only assume you premeditated and read before (and after) posting, has none of these qualities. It makes no sense, yet it is not nonsensical enough to be funny. It is an empty shell of a line, devoid of any redeeming qualities whatsoever.

I can only imagine what your fellow Suns fans were thinking when they saw one of their own fail this miserably at communicating a thought. As a fellow human, I'm embarrassed that one of our own managed to complete a thought process that lead to the posting of such an inane sentence.

No amount of crickets or awkward silence could possibly communicate what an absolute failure of a post this was. You should seriously, seriously reflect on what brought you to a point in your existence where you would produce such a lifeless collection of words.

Post of the week

[JMarkJohns]

Where's the "quietly exiting this thread" emoticon when you need it?

[ShoogarBear]

I'm nearly speechless. This is almost painful to read.

I mean, some childish insults have an ironically humorous appeal. They may be SO bad, that they're actually funny. Other times, they may at least carry an edginess or some unique shock value.

This line, which I can only assume you premeditated and read before (and after) posting, has none of these qualities. It makes no sense, yet it is not nonsensical enough to be funny. It is an empty shell of a line, devoid of any redeeming qualities whatsoever.

I can only imagine what your fellow Suns fans were thinking when they saw one of their own fail this miserably at communicating a thought. As a fellow human, I'm embarrassed that one of our own managed to complete a thought process that lead to the posting of such an inane sentence.

No amount of crickets or awkward silence could possibly communicate what an absolute failure of a post this was. You should seriously, seriously reflect on what brought you to a point in your existence where you would produce such a lifeless collection of words.http://www.orlyowl.com/orly.jpg

[monosylab1k]

Guess you don't have a sense of humor.

Evidently neither do you.

[SRJ]

I'm nearly speechless. This is almost painful to read.

I mean, some childish insults have an ironically humorous appeal. They may be SO bad, that they're actually funny. Other times, they may at least carry an edginess or some unique shock value.

This line, which I can only assume you premeditated and read before (and after) posting, has none of these qualities. It makes no sense, yet it is not nonsensical enough to be funny. It is an empty shell of a line, devoid of any redeeming qualities whatsoever.

I can only imagine what your fellow Suns fans were thinking when they saw one of their own fail this miserably at communicating a thought. As a fellow human, I'm embarrassed that one of our own managed to complete a thought process that lead to the posting of such an inane sentence.

No amount of crickets or awkward silence could possibly communicate what an absolute failure of a post this was. You should seriously, seriously reflect on what brought you to a point in your existence where you would produce such a lifeless collection of words.

WOW. A perfect post.

I only humbly add that it's flat-out awesome that the original post came with the ROFL smiley in an attempt to reinforce the sheer hilarity of the comment, but that's just my two cents on top of your million-dollar retort. Bravo, sir.

[SRJ]

I remember reading this thread and dismissing it as nothing more than a dirt-poor attempt at humor.

Could it be that Nashfan was foreshadowing the Mavs-Warriors series? I mean, what better way to describe Dallas' performance in this series than "They're all laying a big turd"?

Nashfan, you may have written one of the least funny jokes of all time, but I must commend you for your prescience. Well played.

[stretch]

Bump

[Indazone]

The Mav's

America's Team

The Team everyone wants to take a big hot steamy dump on.


:lol

[21_Blessings]

http://www.orlyowl.com/orly.jpg

this wasn't even funny 5 years ago

[mavsfan1000]

It has been reported that the Dallas Mavericks have reached a new streak of all their players having bowel movements at the same time!! :lmao
:lol

[ShoogarBear]

It has been reported that the Dallas Mavericks have reached a new streak of all their players having bowel movements at the same time!! :lmao

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[dirk4mvp]

What happened to this guy?

[mavs>spurs2]

This wasn't the thread I don't think? The one I'm thinking of was many pages long

[DeadlyDynasty]

Spurminator's post was hilarious...reminded me of the guy from Billy Madison. "Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

It has been reported that the Dallas Mavericks have reached a new streak of all their players having bowel movements at the same time!! :lmao
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Phillip]

yup another classic lol

[dirk4mvp]

...it was about as creative as one would have expected from someone with the ultrageneric username 'nashfan.'


rofl rofl rofl

[Axe Murderer]

lol classic thread

[mavsfan1000]

lol Nashfan was never the same after this embarrassing thread.

[Brazil]

I forgot about LEONARD and his antics about SD. With SD out of town no more LEONARD, always thought they were the same guy

[Budkin]

Wow... LEONARD. Forgot about that prick.

[TampaDude]

:lol nice gravedig! :lol

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

The dump that Spurminator took on the OP still cracks me up.

[ElNono]

Whatever happened with Ponky... he used to be around all the time back in '06/'07

[Nick Manning]

Wow... LEONARD. Forgot about that prick.

where'd he go?

I forget which poster he used to stalk:lol

[ElNono]

LEONARD used to stalk SpursDynasty... I think he stopped posting right around when SD outed himself. Which is pretty suspect right there... lol

[Brazil]

where'd he go?

I forget which poster he used to stalk:lol

Spurs Dynasty

[Flight3107]

Whatever happened with Ponky... he used to be around all the time back in '06/'07

I thought Ponky was a chick?

[mavsfan1000]

This thread will never die. :lmao

[Clipper Nation]

You might want to look at the Mavericks record against the Warriors this year

Nashtradamus :wow