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  1. 03-08-2007 #1
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    It has been reported that the Dallas Mavericks have reached a new streak of all their players having bowel movements at the same time!!
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  2. 03-08-2007 #2
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    It has been reported that Suns fans will be once again disappointed when the playoffs roll around. No, wait, that's not breaking news.
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  3. 03-08-2007 #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by CubanMustGo
    It has been reported that Suns fans will be once again disappointed when the playoffs roll around. No, wait, that's not breaking news.

    Keep on dreaming!!
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  4. 03-08-2007 #4
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    *yawn*

    The best streak in major pro sports history over 56 games was not made up by Mavs fans...it was on ESPN.com. Rip on ESPN if you think it's a ridiculous stat...
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  5. 03-08-2007 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by CubanMustGo
    It has been reported that Suns fans will be once again disappointed when the playoffs roll around. No, wait, that's not breaking news.
    That quote from Nash after their OT win over the Bobcats last night didn't inspire confidence in their chances this year.

    Steve Nash wondered about the Sun's commitment to be a le contender.

    "How long does it take to learn a lesson?" he said. "We've got to learn a lesson and be more committed to our goals, and take more pride in that."

    That sounds like a guy who's not real happy with the how his team is playing.
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  6. 03-08-2007 #6
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    sloppy nash has something to say about bowel moments. Its a priceless picture too...

    http://nba.aolsportsblog.com/2007/03...gainst-lakers/
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  7. 03-08-2007 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nashfan
    It has been reported that the Dallas Mavericks have reached a new streak of all their players having bowel movements at the same time!!
    Good job getting a hard fought OT win last night. It's always gonna be a tough night when the CHARLOTTE BOBCATS come into town. Those Bobcats are kicking so much ass these days, it's good to see you guys squeak out a win on a quality team like that.
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  8. 03-08-2007 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by monosylab1k
    Good job getting a hard fought OT win last night. It's always gonna be a tough night when the CHARLOTTE BOBCATS come into town. Those Bobcats are kicking so much ass these days, it's good to see you guys squeak out a win on a quality team like that.

    Can't take a joke, huh? It just gets tiring having some Mavericks fans constantly posting about what their team does every day. Regarding the game against the Bobcats, yeah every team has those type of games. The Spurs even lost to them this year, at least we pulled our head out of our asses to win the game. You might want to look at the Mavericks record against the Warriors this year, a team you should not lose to before you bring up last nights game. Oh, but I forgot, the Mavericks can do no wrong!!
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  9. 03-08-2007 #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nashfan
    You might want to look at the Mavericks record against the Warriors this year
    Last I checked, the Warriors were in the hunt for a playoff spot.

    The Bobcats are in the hunt for Greg Oden

    Nice try.
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  10. 03-08-2007 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nashfan
    Can't take a joke, huh?
    I'd take it alot better if it was actually funny.

    "The Mavericks are poopy-pants fart-heads! LOL"

    Just a little more effort would be nice, that's all.
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  11. 03-08-2007 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nashfan
    Can't take a joke, huh? It just gets tiring having some Mavericks fans constantly posting about what their team does every day. Regarding the game against the Bobcats, yeah every team has those type of games. The Spurs even lost to them this year, at least we pulled our head out of our asses to win the game. You might want to look at the Mavericks record against the Warriors this year, a team you should not lose to before you bring up last nights game. Oh, but I forgot, the Mavericks can do no wrong!!
    Even though i am a mavs fan, i do agree that the constant posting of what the team does everyday is kind of annoying. There is nothing wrong about being happy about victories over the spurs, the suns, the heat etc and being happy over the same teams defeat as well.

    There is also nothing wrong about talking about streaks we are having as a team but then posts about "being a dynasty" and other posts where fans are losing a sense of perspective over the regular season wins or just trying to rub it in other fans faces are annoying. Thats my 2 cents..
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  12. 03-08-2007 #12
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    problem with mavs fans is, they think that the championship is theirs already, and yet they don't even know what its like to have been all the way even once.
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    Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent news story about the Mavs winning streak. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen...






















    CANNONBALL!
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  14. 03-08-2007 #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by spurs_fan_in_exile
    Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent news story about the Mavs winning streak. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen...


    That doesn't make sense.



















    CANNONBALL!
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  15. 03-08-2007 #15
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    Nashfan's "joke" reminded me alot of Brick Tamland...



    Hey Mavs fans, where did you get your winning streak, the toilet store?
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  16. 03-08-2007 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by sandeepgm
    Even though i am a mavs fan, i do agree that the constant posting of what the team does everyday is kind of annoying. There is nothing wrong about being happy about victories over the spurs, the suns, the heat etc and being happy over the same teams defeat as well.

    There is also nothing wrong about talking about streaks we are having as a team but then posts about "being a dynasty" and other posts where fans are losing a sense of perspective over the regular season wins or just trying to rub it in other fans faces are annoying. Thats my 2 cents..

    Finally, a Maverick fan that gets it!
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  17. 03-08-2007 #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by monosylab1k
    Last I checked, the Warriors were in the hunt for a playoff spot.

    The Bobcats are in the hunt for Greg Oden

    Nice try.

    Guess you checked wrong! I think it is most likely that the Clippers or the Kings get the eighth spot than the Warriors. Nice try though!
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  18. 03-08-2007 #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nashfan
    It has been reported that the Dallas Mavericks have reached a new streak of all their players having bowel movements at the same time!!
    Mark Cuban gives each player a $25000 bonus for team unity
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  19. 03-08-2007 #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by z0sa
    problem with mavs fans is, they think that the championship is theirs already, and yet they don't even know what its like to have been all the way even once.
    Please direct me to these Mavs fans that you're referring to...
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  20. 03-08-2007 #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nashfan
    Guess you checked wrong! I think it is most likely that the Clippers or the Kings get the eighth spot than the Warriors. Nice try though!
    dear god you're the most obtuse person on this board. I said they were IN THE HUNT for a playoff spot. IN THE HUNT. do you get what that means? it doesn't mean they have a spot, doesn't mean they're "likely" to get a spot, it means they're IN THE HUNT for a spot. They're 2.5 games behind the 8th spot with 19 games to go. They are very much IN THE HUNT for a playoff spot. Maybe you're the one that needs to check your facts before posting that weak .

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  21. 03-08-2007 #21
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    Nice sig of the Brick....
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  22. 03-08-2007 #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by shelshor
    Mark Cuban gives each player a $25000 bonus for team unity
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  23. 03-08-2007 #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by monosylab1k
    dear god you're the most obtuse person on this board. I said they were IN THE HUNT for a playoff spot. IN THE HUNT. do you get what that means? it doesn't mean they have a spot, doesn't mean they're "likely" to get a spot, it means they're IN THE HUNT for a spot. They're 2.5 games behind the 8th spot with 19 games to go. They are very much IN THE HUNT for a playoff spot. Maybe you're the one that needs to check your facts before posting that weak .


    Now you are just arguing semantics. I don't believe that the Warriors are that great of a team to make it into the playoffs over the two teams I mentioned. Cute photoshop tricks. By the way, what time does the short yellow bus drop you off everyday?
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  24. 03-08-2007 #24
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    lol, little suns fan feeling neglected now that the mavs and spurs are garnering most of the attention these days
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  25. 03-08-2007 #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nashfan
    It has been reported that the Dallas Mavericks have reached a new streak of all their players having bowel movements at the same time!!

    I'm nearly speechless. This is almost painful to read.

    I mean, some childish insults have an ironically humorous appeal. They may be SO bad, that they're actually funny. Other times, they may at least carry an edginess or some unique shock value.

    This line, which I can only assume you premeditated and read before (and after) posting, has none of these qualities. It makes no sense, yet it is not nonsensical enough to be funny. It is an empty s of a line, devoid of any redeeming qualities whatsoever.

    I can only imagine what your fellow Suns fans were thinking when they saw one of their own fail this miserably at communicating a thought. As a fellow human, I'm embarrassed that one of our own managed to complete a thought process that lead to the posting of such an inane sentence.

    No amount of crickets or awkward silence could possibly communicate what an absolute failure of a post this was. You should seriously, seriously reflect on what brought you to a point in your existence where you would produce such a lifeless collection of words.
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