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sa_butta
04-03-2007, 12:40 PM
Girl bites Hamburger

A German girl who could not get rid of a persistent admirer in a Hamburg disco unzipped his flies, pulled out his penis - and almost bit it in half.

Emergency services found the man clutching his blood-stained member in the middle of the dance floor.

Natascha Mueller, 23, told police: "I just wanted to dance and he kept coming alongside me and would not go away."

Her victim, Andreas Baum, 39, said: "She beckoned me over and told me 'I know what you need'.

"Then she unzipped my trousers and I thought it was Xmas, and then she bit me. The pain was incredible. She almost bit it off."

The young woman, who was arrested, was six times over the legal limit for driving when breath tested.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2270809.html?menu=

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Fillmoe
04-03-2007, 12:46 PM
what a bitch...... i woulda killed her ass on the dance floor
sa_butta
04-03-2007, 12:51 PM
what a bitch...... i woulda killed her ass on the dance floorhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=atlM0jugzcM:lol
THE ONE AND ONLY
04-03-2007, 12:51 PM
I would just hope it killed me. There is no life worth living without a penis.
Bob Lanier
04-03-2007, 12:53 PM
Good for her. :tu
Borosai
04-03-2007, 12:55 PM
Not cool.
monosylab1k
04-03-2007, 12:56 PM
What a sadistic bitch. It's called pepper spray you fuckin' whore.
Fillmoe
04-03-2007, 12:57 PM
shit even slap would have served its purpose........ you dont need to go around clubs biting mothafuckas dicks off
PM5K
04-03-2007, 01:12 PM
I like how they say she was six times the legal limit for driving...

I wonder how many times over the limit she was for giving blowjobs?
1369
04-03-2007, 01:16 PM
"Then she unzipped my trousers and I thought it was Xmas, and then she bit me."

:lmao
Borosai
04-03-2007, 01:26 PM
Not cool.

Damn right! So she didn't want him near her, but she put his cock in her mouth? Even if it was to bite it, imagine if the guy has some sort of disease and she just got it through his blood...gross...and he may have had some peepee in there still...maybe he hadn't showered in a few days. Oh my, she's sick. :(
Summers
04-03-2007, 02:25 PM
Damn right! So she didn't want him near her, but she put his cock in her mouth? Even if it was to bite it, imagine if the guy has some sort of disease and she just got it through his blood...gross...and he may have had some peepee in there still...maybe he hadn't showered in a few days. Oh my, she's sick. :(

Peepee? :lol
Summers
04-03-2007, 02:26 PM
Oh, and cue the usual chorus of slow painful ways in which she should die for her sins...
Mixability
04-03-2007, 02:39 PM
Oh, and cue the usual chorus of slow painful ways in which she should die for her sins...
:rolleyes
AlamoSpursFan
04-03-2007, 02:43 PM
There's a legal limit for driving in Germany? And it is humanly possible to be 6 times drunker than it????

I'm in awe of this woman!

:lol
sa_butta
04-03-2007, 02:45 PM
There's a legal limit for driving in Germany? And it is humanly possible to be 6 times drunker than it????

I'm in awe of this woman!

:lolShe was probably still sober, just legally drunk.
she knew what she was doing.:lol
ShoogarBear
04-03-2007, 03:00 PM
There's a legal limit for driving in Germany? And it is humanly possible to be 6 times drunker than it????

I'm in awe of this woman!

:lolMaybe the guy had a lot of alcohol in his dick.
Summers
04-03-2007, 03:02 PM
:rolleyes

What? Am I wrong? We have some vengeful, violent posters in this forum.
sa_butta
04-03-2007, 03:11 PM
Maybe the guy had a lot of alcohol in his dick.maybe she wanted a cum shot.
ShoogarBear
04-03-2007, 03:16 PM
Seriously, you think it's something she just thought of doing on the spur of the moment?

Or was it something she always wanted to do but just hadn't had the opportunity?

Or could she be a serial chomper?
AlamoSpursFan
04-03-2007, 03:21 PM
Sounds like the guy was employing my usual modus operandi, so I SINCERELY hope not.

:lol
monosylab1k
04-03-2007, 03:22 PM
What? Am I wrong? We have some vengeful, violent posters in this forum.

...but biting someone's dick off for being a little handsy in the club isn't vengeful or violent...
Summers
04-03-2007, 06:47 PM
...but biting someone's dick off for being a little handsy in the club isn't vengeful or violent...

Well, of course it is, but that wasn't my point. Everytime we have a horrible news story in this forum at least 15 people have a competition to see who can come up with the most gruesome painful way in which someone should be punished. They also always refer to the woman involved as a bitch and whore.

And for the record, I think she's probably nuts... I'm just sayin'...