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    I'm on a roll sa_butta's Avatar
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    Girl bites Hamburger

    A German girl who could not get rid of a persistent admirer in a Hamburg disco unzipped his flies, pulled out his penis - and almost bit it in half.

    Emergency services found the man clutching his blood-stained member in the middle of the dance floor.

    Natascha Mueller, 23, told police: "I just wanted to dance and he kept coming alongside me and would not go away."

    Her victim, Andreas Baum, 39, said: "She beckoned me over and told me 'I know what you need'.

    "Then she unzipped my trousers and I thought it was Xmas, and then she bit me. The pain was incredible. She almost bit it off."

    The young woman, who was arrested, was six times over the legal limit for driving when breath tested.

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2270809.html?menu=


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    reppin the 16th letter! Fillmoe's Avatar
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    what a ...... i woulda killed her ass on the dance floor

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    I'm on a roll sa_butta's Avatar
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    what a ...... i woulda killed her ass on the dance floor
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=atlM0jugzcM

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    I would just hope it killed me. There is no life worth living without a penis.

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    Good for her.

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    You down wit' O.C.D.? Borosai's Avatar
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    Not cool.

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    What a sadistic . It's called pepper spray you in' .

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    reppin the 16th letter! Fillmoe's Avatar
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    even slap would have served its purpose........ you dont need to go around clubs biting motha as s off

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    Straight Forward PM5K's Avatar
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    I like how they say she was six times the legal limit for driving...

    I wonder how many times over the limit she was for giving blowjobs?

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    "Then she unzipped my trousers and I thought it was Xmas, and then she bit me."

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    You down wit' O.C.D.? Borosai's Avatar
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    Damn right! So she didn't want him near her, but she put his in her mouth? Even if it was to bite it, imagine if the guy has some sort of disease and she just got it through his blood...gross...and he may have had some peepee in there still...maybe he hadn't showered in a few days. Oh my, she's sick.

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    Damn right! So she didn't want him near her, but she put his in her mouth? Even if it was to bite it, imagine if the guy has some sort of disease and she just got it through his blood...gross...and he may have had some peepee in there still...maybe he hadn't showered in a few days. Oh my, she's sick.
    Peepee?

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    Oh, and cue the usual chorus of slow painful ways in which she should die for her sins...

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    Oh, and cue the usual chorus of slow painful ways in which she should die for her sins...

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    Eat More Chips AlamoSpursFan's Avatar
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    There's a legal limit for driving in Germany? And it is humanly possible to be 6 times drunker than it????

    I'm in awe of this woman!


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    There's a legal limit for driving in Germany? And it is humanly possible to be 6 times drunker than it????

    I'm in awe of this woman!

    She was probably still sober, just legally drunk.
    she knew what she was doing.

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    There's a legal limit for driving in Germany? And it is humanly possible to be 6 times drunker than it????

    I'm in awe of this woman!

    Maybe the guy had a lot of alcohol in his .

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    What? Am I wrong? We have some vengeful, violent posters in this forum.

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    I'm on a roll sa_butta's Avatar
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    Maybe the guy had a lot of alcohol in his .
    maybe she wanted a shot.

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Seriously, you think it's something she just thought of doing on the spur of the moment?

    Or was it something she always wanted to do but just hadn't had the opportunity?

    Or could she be a serial chomper?

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    Sounds like the guy was employing my usual modus operandi, so I SINCERELY hope not.


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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    What? Am I wrong? We have some vengeful, violent posters in this forum.
    ...but biting someone's off for being a little handsy in the club isn't vengeful or violent...

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    NWF Summers's Avatar
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    ...but biting someone's off for being a little handsy in the club isn't vengeful or violent...
    Well, of course it is, but that wasn't my point. Everytime we have a horrible news story in this forum at least 15 people have a compe ion to see who can come up with the most gruesome painful way in which someone should be punished. They also always refer to the woman involved as a and .

    And for the record, I think she's probably nuts... I'm just sayin'...

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