Things Mav fans will do if the Mavs lose in the first round to GSW

[Man of Steel]

I have predicted here in another thread that the Mavs will lose in round one of the NBA playoffs to the GSW.

Don Nelson is in AJ's head. He knows how to push AJ's buttons. The Mavs are going to be tight at shit and afraid of every shot. The Warriors will be loose as a goose and will win the series in six games.

All year long, we have been innundated about how determined the Mavs are to avenge their NBA Finals loss (just like the Pistons were the year before, yawn.)

Let us look to the day that the Dallas County Supervisor gets the call on the Batphone--

Suspend all future planning meetings for the Mav Finals Championship Parade--the chumps lose in the first round to the GSW.

Camera crews descend into Dallas in more numbers than they did in the Bahamas chasing Anna Nicole Smith's cold dead corpse--capturing the wholesale wailing and grieving Mav fans as they begin drinking kool-aid to put themselves out of their misery as they are forced to watch Tim Duncan hoist Trophy Number 4 with Manu, Tony, and Michael Finley.

Fin Dog breaks down and says he feels like a kid again--being in San Antonio has made him young again-although he is disappointed the Mavs got beat so early in the play offs that he never had a chance to show Cubes that he (Finley) would be the first former Mav to get a ring.

THat is just a start.

Describe your intuition...

Would would happen in Dallas if they lost in the first round to the GSW?

[Amuseddaysleeper]

gs will not win the series so this thread is pretty much moot

[SAtown]

Same things they did after Romo mishandled the snap.

[J.T.]

gs will not win the series so this thread is pretty much moot

But what if they do?

[J.T.]

Same things they did after Romo mishandled the snap.

Oh god I hope something remotely similar to that happens to the Mavs in the postseason this year so I can troll all of my friends from Dallas.

[Man of Steel]

gs will not win the series so this thread is pretty much moot


You're too uptight buddy.

Just play along.

IF that were to happen (we note for the record your belief this will not occur).

BUT IF that happened...

What would happen in Big D?

[monosylab1k]

he never had a chance to show Cubes that he (Finley) would be the first former Mav to get a ring.

Antoine Walker beat him to that already.

[monosylab1k]

BUT IF that happened...

What would happen in Big D?

my head would explode.

but honestly, if they choked against GS i'd look into moving guys like Stack, Dampier, and Terry and try rebuilding a new supporting cast around Dirk/Howard. Maybe keep Harris too but not much else beyond that.

[Man of Steel]

No--

I mean to ACTUALLY WIN the ring..

Not GIVEN A RING by screwing the Mavs in the finals last year.

[Amuseddaysleeper]

You're too uptight buddy.

Just play along.

IF that were to happen (we note for the record your belief this will not occur).

BUT IF that happened...

What would happen in Big D?


haha, fine fine


I honestly think Cuban would resign/sell the team

[J.T.]

Dwyane Wade won a ring while the Miami Heat watched.

[Man of Steel]

Not to get off track--but imho--a little league team would have defeated the Mavs in the finals last year the way the refs sent the Heat to the line every time they breathed on Wade.

Don't get me wrong--I loved watching it--every minute--loved seeing AJ cry like a fucking baby--blow his lid--Josh Howard calling his stupid timeout--evrything--I loved every minute.

But you gotta admit--the refs settled that series before the Mavs ever got on the floor.

[thispego]

i would laugh and laugh and laugh.

[SAtown]

Don't get me wrong--I loved watching it--every minute--loved seeing AJ cry like a fucking baby--blow his lid--Josh Howard calling his stupid timeout--evrything--I loved every minute.



You forgot about Dirk abusing exercise bikes.

[aaronstampler]

my head would explode.

but honestly, if they choked against GS i'd look into moving guys like Stack, Dampier, and Terry and try rebuilding a new supporting cast around Dirk/Howard. Maybe keep Harris too but not much else beyond that.

You're already on the record that you'd cut off your dick and one of your nuts if the first round series even goes six games

[lefty]

Why do some people think that Dallas will lose to GS?

[td4mvp21]

Not to get off track--but imho--a little league team would have defeated the Mavs in the finals last year the way the refs sent the Heat to the line every time they breathed on Wade.

Don't get me wrong--I loved watching it--every minute--loved seeing AJ cry like a fucking baby--blow his lid--Josh Howard calling his stupid timeout--evrything--I loved every minute.

But you gotta admit--the refs settled that series before the Mavs ever got on the floor.

:lol They had some pretty bad calls against them, but the Mavs had plenty and plenty of opportunites to close off the Heat. The choke job in the late 4th quarter of Game 3 foreshadowed the ultimate one. Also, if the Mavs were so great, why didn't they win Game 6 and force a Game 7? Terry missed a fairly open three to send the game into overtime, Howard called a dumbfuck timeout. To be honest, I think Dallas probably would have made the GW if he had not called that timeout. Anyways, don't add fuel to some of the Mavs fans' pathetic fire.


They would probably not talk shit to us for a little while. Some of them would put an asterisk by any team that won the title this year.

[mardigan]

Why do some people think that Dallas will lose to GS?
Because of Spursdynasty

[LEONARD]

*bookmarked*

[LEONARD]

Not to get off track--but imho--a little league team would have defeated the Mavs in the finals last year the way the refs sent the Heat to the line every time they breathed on Wade.

Don't get me wrong--I loved watching it--every minute--loved seeing AJ cry like a fucking baby--blow his lid--Josh Howard calling his stupid timeout--evrything--I loved every minute.

But you gotta admit--the refs settled that series before the Mavs ever got on the floor.

The mavs choked, holmes...

[Leetonidas]

I would laugh so damn hard if it happened but it won't. Dallas is damn good and their loss will come by the Spurs' hand.

[Lakerhater1]

Things mavs fans will do....?

Remain pompous and arrogant (it's in their blood).

...oh, and cry.

[mavsfan1000]

The mavs will own the warriors. Watch and see.

[Samr]

If the mavs lose to GS in the first round.... Golden State will laugh.

[monosylab1k]

You're already on the record that you'd cut off your dick and one of your nuts if the first round series even goes six games

at least one, maybe both.

doesn't matter cuz it won't happen.

[mavsfan1000]

at least one, maybe both.

doesn't matter cuz it won't happen.
Go Warriors. lol Though I doubt you would acually do it lying bastard.

[mardigan]

Go Warriors. lol Though I doubt you would acually do it lying bastard.
I dont know, Mono's pretty crazy :lol

[monosylab1k]

Go Warriors.

signature material there.

[mavsfan1000]

signature material there.
Forget it. I know you wouldn't cut off your nut.

[monosylab1k]

Forget it. I know you wouldn't cut off your nut.

why not? i've got 3

[Three_Rings]

gs will not win the series so this thread is pretty much moot

We have three rings.

[Amuseddaysleeper]

We have three rings.

uh ok and what does that have to do with the mavs-warriors series?

[anonymous coward]

much more realistic is "Things spurs fans will do if the spurs lose in the first round to denver"

[E20]

I think if GS beat DAL every Mav fan would buy a stationary bike.

[Lakerhater1]

much more realistic is "Things spurs fans will do if the spurs lose in the first round to denver"

Much, much more realistic......

Lakers suck!

[boutons_]

Warriors gonna win, +18 at the half, a good chance to get 7th seed.

Lakers having trouble @SAC, -4 at the half.

If Lakers drop to 8th, Mavs get a bye in the first round.

[picnroll]

Go Lakers go

[boutons_]

tie breakers

1. Lakers - Clips H2H = 2-2

2. Lakers div rec = 9-6
Clips div rec = 8-8

So if Clips win (8-8), and Lakers lose (9-7), Lakers get 8th by better div record.

wow, Lakers 18 - 6 in 3rd period.

Clips blew it by losing previous game, Brand sounded really pissed, that some guys didn't play hard Sunday, they will be moved.

[Kori Ellis]

:lol

Spurs fans need to slap that cockiness out of themselves. If the Spurs lose to the Nuggets in the first round, this thread isn't going to be so funny.

[Lakerhater1]

:lol

Spurs fans need to slap that cockiness out of themselves. If the Spurs lose to the Nuggets in the first round, this thread isn't going to be so funny.

Kori...I am shocked!!!

[picnroll]

Spurs could lose to the Nuggets, but contrary to widely help Mavfan opinion, Mavs could lose to the Warriors. Jack the Mav killer is playing great for Nellie.

[mavs>spurs2]

Only way Mavs lose is if they don't take Golden State seriously. I think our boys will take care of business in about 5 games.

[flowman1234]

Mavs Will Choke like they always choke on cubans balls

[John Patrick]

signature material there.

i claim it.

1. The MAvs are too good to choke on the Warriors. thought the Warriors had their number during the regular season, the Mavs aren't the best team in the NBA for nothing.

2. If by some reason they do lose... :bang , because Id want to see a semis rematch, even if nobody else would.

3. i agree with Kori, this thread is bookmarked by countles MAvs fans and would be brought up for their fun if the Spurs fell to the Nuggets.

4. If, however the Warriors did pull out an upset, then most fans would be incredibly pissed and take it out by thread whoring. At least 5 to 10 threads on how or why they were beaten, though I think they, the fans, arent like that.

[Obstructed_View]

Much as I would love to see it happen, Mavs win this one in six or fewer. If I'm wrong (as I frequently am) and they pull the upset, this forum will be a beautiful place to be.

[tsb2000]

Did I see that right on ESPN? GSW beat Dallas three times this year? Apparently, Nellie owns the Mavs. This series is going to be very interesting! :)

[ponky]

grab a beer, look around, realize the spurs got jacked by the nuggets and laugh hysterically

simmer down, neither team is going down in the first round

[Budkin]

No way in hell the Warriors knock off the Mavs but it will still be a tough series.

[SequSpur]

Dude, this is so frickin awesome that the mavs are playing the warriors and nelson in the first round...

I hope they kick their ass.

[mavs>spurs2]

I hope they(Mavs) kick their(Warriors) ass.

[ratm1221]

It's amazing how people fall so easily into hype. That being said, if the Mavs lose to the Warriors, it would be an upset. Nothing more. It's sports, and in sports anything can happen. Thats what makes it fun.

[Roxsfan]

I think the gsws have a good shot at forcing a 7 game series. I think it will be an all-out slugfest........but I feel that Dallas will pull off enough close wins to take the series. Each team will have a moster game pt differential wise and stun the other team, but each team will regroup and play some close games, and I will give dallas the edge in close games.


but who knows, the warriors may pull an upset.

[ponky]

Dude, this is so frickin awesome that the mavs are playing the warriors and nelson in the first round...

I hope they kick their ass.


kinda like the hope you had that the hot chick in sixth grade would kiss you behind the school? ain't gonna happen, but you can always dream

[SequSpur]

kinda like the hope you had that the hot chick in sixth grade would kiss you behind the school? ain't gonna happen, but you can always dream

wtf is hope?

[dbreiden83080]

Dallas is not losing to GS they are too good and focused. Didn't the Spurs lose to the Suns in 2003 every game they played in the REG season? It was a pretty tough 6 game series i remember but we got through it and unfortunately so will Dallas with GS.

[ratm1221]

Dude, this is so frickin awesome that the mavs are playing the warriors and nelson in the first round...

I hope they (Warriors) kick their ass.

Wonder if SequSpur and SpursDynasty get together when they are riding home from school on the short bus and talk about how much they love the Warriors.

[Obstructed_View]

It never fails to amaze me how upset Mavs fans get when Spurs fans express dislike for their team. What's even more amazing is that their attempts to defend their team just further justifies the dislike.

[Fernando TD21]

I think that Mavs will beat Warriors in 5. Golden State doesn't have playoff experience. But I expect close games.

[ponky]

It never fails to amaze me how upset Mavs fans get when Spurs fans express dislike for their team. What's even more amazing is that their attempts to defend their team just further justifies the dislike.

glad to see that you're amazed by such base and simple things as fan rivalries/smacktalk

[SRJ]

I actually don't want GS to get the upset. I want Dallas to defeat Golden State, then the winner of Utah-Houston.

While this is taking place, the Spurs will be dispatching Denver and Phoenix/LA Lakers.

The Mavericks took us out after we established a franchise record for victories. I want eye for an eye justice at their expense.

Having said all of that, it would be the Greatest. Upset. Ever. And what could the Mavericks fan say about winning 67 games and losing in the first round? It might just be enough to render Mavs Fan speechless...nah. No chance. But it would still be great.

[LEONARD]

Did I see that right on ESPN? GSW beat Dallas three times this year? Apparently, Nellie owns the Mavs. This series is going to be very interesting! :)

LMAO...big NBA fan are we? :lol

Yea...the last time they played them the Warriors won by 29 pts!! The Mavs are fucked...

[Islymore]

yeah, the Mavs are screwed just bc GS showed up during the season. For a team that hasnt been to the POs in what 12 or 13 yrs, too many ppl are puttin so much faith in them to demolish a team that has been playin all year with ONE GOAL in mind...

i would think that since the Spur fans hate the Mavs sooooooo much, they would WANT to be the ones to take them out personally.

is this thread serious?? bc i cant take it seriously. thass like askin what will SPUR FANS do if the NUGGETS pull an UPSET...

[nkdlunch]

Never log back into Spurstalk again :clap

[Cry Havoc]

What are the odds in Vegas for GS over Dallas? Anyone have the line on that?

[Islymore]

Never log back into Spurstalk again :clap


that might be a legitimate answer tho... most prolly wont IF it happens...

[monosylab1k]

Never log back into Spurstalk again :clap

how bored would you be if you didn't have us mavfans to shit on?

[50 cent]

It won't happen, but it would be the best thing that happened to me since living in Dallas.

[nkdlunch]

how bored would you be if you didn't have us mavfans to shit on?

this board was great long before you guys came, and it will still be great after you leave

[DarrinS]

Heck, I'd just like to see the reaction if GS wins game 1.


I think, at most, GS could win two games, but they'll probably only win one.


Mavs in 5.

[monosylab1k]

Heck, I'd just like to see the reaction if GS wins game 1.

i doubt any Mavs fans would panic over losing game 1.....but if they lost game 2 as well....oh boy....

good thing it won't happen tho.

[DarrinS]

i doubt any Mavs fans would panic over losing game 1.....but if they lost game 2 as well....oh boy....

good thing it won't happen tho.


Spurs lost a game 1 of round one in 03, but went on to win the finals. But, it does give you that "oh shit" feeling, especially when the loss is from a buzzer-beating miracle shot. But this wasn't near the dagger that the 0.4 sec Derek Fisher shot was.

[j-6]

It won't happen, but it would be the best thing that happened to me since living in Dallas.

Shit, no. My personal highlight was when the Morning News started planning celebrations and parades for half a million people (http://cbs.sportsline.com/nba/story/9494799/1) after the Mavs 2-0 lead in the Finals last year.

[Man of Steel]

You people that afraid of the Mav fans--get some balls, dammit!

"Don't talk smack to the Mav fans--we will have our hands full with the Nuggets."

"Mavs will never lose to the Warriors."

"Mav fans will bookmark this page if the Spurs lose to the Nuggets"

Etc. Etc. Etc.

Look, fuckers--

1. This is a FAN FORUM for FANS to have FUN, Dammit!

2. Nothing written here has ANY EFFECT WHATSOEVER on what happens on the court.

3. As the playoffs begin, the Mav bastards get cockier, ruder, talk more smack, blow more shit--than ANY AND ALL SPUR FANS PUT TOGETHER!!!

4. The best defense is an offense.

I plan to be an OFFENSIVE SON OF A BITCH TO THE MAV TROLLS THAT ARE ALWAYS TALKING THEIR SHIT IN THIS FAN FORUM.

So get with the program, folks.

The scenerio is as follows:

Regardless of whether you really think the Mavs will lose to the Warriors in the first round or not...

HAVE YOU GUYS EVER HEARD OF AN HYPOTHETICAL?

IF that were to occur--

Regardless of your DOUBTS THAT IT WOULD OCCUR...

But IF THAT HAPPENS--

Describe your own thoughts--what hell breaks loose in Dallas--where these punks have been talking SHIT all season long to EVERYONE--BUT ESPECIALLY TO SPURS FANS!

[ratm1221]

You people that afraid of the Mav fans--get some balls, dammit!

"Don't talk smack to the Mav fans--we will have our hands full with the Nuggets."

"Mavs will never lose to the Warriors."

"Mav fans will bookmark this page if the Spurs lose to the Nuggets"

Etc. Etc. Etc.

Look, fuckers--

1. This is a FAN FORUM for FANS to have FUN, Dammit!

2. Nothing written here has ANY EFFECT WHATSOEVER on what happens on the court.

3. As the playoffs begin, the Mav bastards get cockier, ruder, talk more smack, blow more shit--than ANY AND ALL SPUR FANS PUT TOGETHER!!!

4. The best defense is an offense.

I plan to be an OFFENSIVE SON OF A BITCH TO THE MAV TROLLS THAT ARE ALWAYS TALKING THEIR SHIT IN THIS FAN FORUM.

So get with the program, folks.

The scenerio is as follows:

Regardless of whether you really think the Mavs will lose to the Warriors in the first round or not...

HAVE YOU GUYS EVER HEARD OF AN HYPOTHETICAL?

IF that were to occur--

Regardless of your DOUBTS THAT IT WOULD OCCUR...

But IF THAT HAPPENS--

Describe your own thoughts--what hell breaks loose in Dallas--where these punks have been talking SHIT all season long to EVERYONE--BUT ESPECIALLY TO SPURS FANS!

Hypothetically, what if the Spurs lose to the Nuggets? And I think it's "a hypothetical" not "an hypothetical".

[Islymore]

Hypothetically, what if the Spurs lose to the Nuggets?


DAMN U RATM!!! U read my mind! :clap

[ratm1221]

You people that afraid of the Mav fans--get some balls, dammit!

"Don't talk smack to the Mav fans--we will have our hands full with the Nuggets."

"Mavs will never lose to the Warriors."

"Mav fans will bookmark this page if the Spurs lose to the Nuggets"

Etc. Etc. Etc.

Look, fuckers--

1. This is a FAN FORUM for FANS to have FUN, Dammit!

2. Nothing written here has ANY EFFECT WHATSOEVER on what happens on the court.

3. As the playoffs begin, the Mav bastards get cockier, ruder, talk more smack, blow more shit--than ANY AND ALL SPUR FANS PUT TOGETHER!!!

4. The best defense is an offense.

I plan to be an OFFENSIVE SON OF A BITCH TO THE MAV TROLLS THAT ARE ALWAYS TALKING THEIR SHIT IN THIS FAN FORUM.

So get with the program, folks.

The scenerio is as follows:

Regardless of whether you really think the Mavs will lose to the Warriors in the first round or not...

HAVE YOU GUYS EVER HEARD OF AN HYPOTHETICAL?

IF that were to occur--

Regardless of your DOUBTS THAT IT WOULD OCCUR...

But IF THAT HAPPENS--

Describe your own thoughts--what hell breaks loose in Dallas--where these punks have been talking SHIT all season long to EVERYONE--BUT ESPECIALLY TO SPURS FANS!

Somebody has some sand in their vagina. Won't say who...

[Fabbs]

http://www.luds.net/fond_ecrans/wHomer%207.gif
MavFan reacts to Warriors series win.

[ratm1221]

http://www.luds.net/fond_ecrans/wHomer%207.gif
MavFan reacts to Warriors series win.

Haha, that looks about right. I know I'll get blitzt if that happens.

[newbiefan]

who and when was the last time an 8th seed won???

[easjer]

I know for certain that the Knicks in 99 were an 8th seed upset, who then went on to the Finals. Don't have good enough recall of the Eastern conference to say if there was anything more recent than that.

[Obstructed_View]

glad to see that you're amazed by such base and simple things as fan rivalries/smacktalk
I suppose the same way you are oblivious to such base and simple things as punctuation and capitalization.


Hypothetically, what if the Spurs lose to the Nuggets? And I think it's "a hypothetical" not "an hypothetical".
I think both are correct, although the latter is somewhat archaic.