ohh thanks eva

[fred33]

LONGORIA GIVES UP SEX FOR BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP?




Actress EVA LONGORIA has jokingly revealed she has sworn off sex until her wedding night in July (07) - to help fiance Tony Parker's basketball team win a championship. The sexy Latina told chat show host Jimmy Kimmel last night (03May07) she and Parker have agreed on a "no-sex" policy while the French star's San Antonio Spurs are in the NBA Play-Offs in America. She said, "Luckily we're getting married after the play-offs and then we need to consummate the marriage. I scheduled it thatway." The actress has been reluctant to confirm the wedding date in her husband-to-be's native France is 7 July (07) - until now. After wrapping the current season of Desperate Housewives last night (04May07), Longoria admits she's now fixed on the magical date. She added, "We picked that date because it's the only weekend we're both off." Kimmel gave the actress a special wedding gift - a personalised cake topper featuring scaled-down models of Longoria and Parker. The Latina said, "We're so putting this on our cake."

[Mr. Body]

Sex before marriage will get you into hell.

[mardigan]

Good, keeping his man juice in him will keep the anger in him

[Tigole Bitties]

you know he's going to be in the locker room rubbing it out over pics of Vinny Del Negro's wife

[Jimcs50]

The way she looked Wednesday night, TP must have had to take a very cold shower, because she was smokin hot.

[bigfish22]

Maybe that can explain the 8% drop off in his shooting, because he's not skeeting

[DarrinS]

I'll keep her fluffed until Tony is finished with his own ballin.

[DarrinS]

you know he's going to be in the locker room rubbing it out over pics of Vinny Del Negro's wife


Now that's just funny.

[duncan228]

This is more information than I need about their personal life.

[Ronaldo McDonald]

Stupid. He will just have the jitters now.

Just imagine he has them so bad that Pop sends him to the locker room to jack off

[Extra Stout]

So what is Union Pacific's alternate route during the closure?

[Ronaldo McDonald]

It may prove to be part an integral part of the Spurs defensive strategy...putting an extra thing in the passing lanes against a team that has Steve Nash on it is great

[dbreiden83080]

The way she looked Wednesday night, TP must have had to take a very cold shower, because she was smokin hot.

Exactly she was RED HOT. After game 1 if they beat the Suns and he plays great he may be like "Come on Eva don't i get a reward for that kind of play on the court".

[judaspriestess]

Maybe that can explain the 8% drop off in his shooting, because he's not skeeting


:lol skeet, skeet, skeet.........

based on what Eva says in her interviews, it's proof that she truly is just a goofy/silly chick. I don't think we needed to know that but thats kinda funny. :married:

[Nbadan]

Well, she likely hasn't completely given up sex, just sex with Tony.

:hat

[ShoogarBear]

Eva is a Latina?

[confined]

its amazing how our society cares about these kind of things

[bdictjames]

Well, she likely hasn't completely given up sex, just sex with Tony.

:hat
:lol

And Tony still hasn't said anything about Eva's words.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

:lol

And Tony still hasn't said anything about Eva's words.


Tony keeps a slump-buster or two on-call for emergencies.

[SpursWoman]

Just imagine he has them so bad that Pop sends him to the locker room to jack off


Awesome. :lol

[boutons_]

I call bullshit.

This is just Eva playing her desperate hausfrau/slut publicity card for the tabloid/personality press.

[Ronaldo McDonald]

Awesome. :lol

Three years ago for a freshman my coach actually pulled us aside and asked us why we weren't hitting any of our shots...he's like "you guys look nervous, you all need to jack off before the games."

After that we came to play

[BillsCarnage]

Well if BJ's aren't considered "sex"......



http://i18.tinypic.com/4l3g2uu.jpg

[Spursfan101]

Eva's just blowin smoke up everyone's ass...TP is tearing that up every night.

[confined]

Well if BJ's aren't considered "sex"......



http://i18.tinypic.com/4l3g2uu.jpg
lmao at cuban

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

Three years ago for a freshman my coach actually pulled us aside and asked us why we weren't hitting any of our shots...he's like "you guys look nervous, you all need to jack off before the games."

After that we came to play

:lol

Um, from what Eva said about "consummating the marriage, are we to believe they haven't slept together already? Because that is BULLSHIT.

Anyway, good luck to the, Love is the hardest thing in the world to find. :depressed

[celldweller]

Now Tony can make Steve Nash his new bitch!!!http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/hungry.gif

[ducks]

well if she liked dirk
they could be doing now

[JPB]

Tony's gotta have big balls in the fourth now.

[Obstructed_View]

Time for an oldie...

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q228/GeneralPurpose/Spurstalk/ManuTony.jpg

[Man of Steel]

All she said was that she was not going to have sex with Tony...

[Clutch20]

My son works the catering part of the lux boxes and he damn near had anuerysm when she personally asked him to fix her one of those veggie-pita thingies and please no cheese...........he said she's incredibly small and slender and glowy and......ok, gonna stop it right about here.

[Trainwreck2100]

I have nothing to add to this that hasn't already been said

[Lady Marmalade]

If they have sex or don't have sex I really don't care. I think it's something you might tell your close girlfriends but not millions of people. HA. Maybe she wants to spread the word to the other Spurs wives " hey don't have sex with your man so we can have a championship..." HAHA. Who cares..... If they agree upon it that's great. If the Spurs win the championship the b!tch better do this next year so we can repeat since that would make it 2 times she gave up sex with him and they won 2 times...

[E20]

The way she looked Wednesday night, TP must have had to take a very cold shower, because she was smokin hot.
I've been hearing that Cold Showers help relieve Woody's? I'm hella confused? How does it just do that? I took Bio last year and I was told that sperm prouce at a higher rate in colder conditions. So wouldn't he actually be more loaded and more anxious?

I need answers. NOW.

[Suns>Spurs]

Time for an oldie...

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q228/GeneralPurpose/Spurstalk/ManuTony.jpg

:lol :lol

[Spursfan101]

Time for an oldie...

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q228/GeneralPurpose/Spurstalk/ManuTony.jpg


that's freaking hilarious... :lmao :lmao :lmao

[wildbill2u]

The man should get a reward after every win. It's called 'motivation' by personal development gurus.

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

:lmao Bowen's facial expression makes that caption work on a higher level

high-larious!

[SenorSpur]

Eva needs to STFU

[angel_luv]

Speaking of Eva- I was reading In Style Magazine earlier and has anyone else seen Eva's new ad for BeBe Sport? She looks gorgeous in it.

[Kori Ellis]

Actress EVA LONGORIA has jokingly ...

Get over it. She was joking.

And this isn't a tabloid forum. So let's keep this out of the Spurs forum, thanks.