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    LONGORIA GIVES UP SEX FOR BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP?




    Actress EVA LONGORIA has jokingly revealed she has sworn off sex until her wedding night in July (07) - to help fiance Tony Parker's basketball team win a championship. The sexy Latina told chat show host Jimmy Kimmel last night (03May07) she and Parker have agreed on a "no-sex" policy while the French star's San Antonio Spurs are in the NBA Play-Offs in America. She said, "Luckily we're getting married after the play-offs and then we need to consummate the marriage. I scheduled it thatway." The actress has been reluctant to confirm the wedding date in her husband-to-be's native France is 7 July (07) - until now. After wrapping the current season of Desperate Housewives last night (04May07), Longoria admits she's now fixed on the magical date. She added, "We picked that date because it's the only weekend we're both off." Kimmel gave the actress a special wedding gift - a personalised cake topper featuring scaled-down models of Longoria and Parker. The Latina said, "We're so putting this on our cake."
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    Sex before marriage will get you into .
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    Good, keeping his man juice in him will keep the anger in him
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    you know he's going to be in the locker room rubbing it out over pics of Vinny Del Negro's wife
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    The way she looked Wednesday night, TP must have had to take a very cold shower, because she was smokin hot.
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    Maybe that can explain the 8% drop off in his shooting, because he's not skeeting
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    I'll keep her fluffed until Tony is finished with his own ballin.
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    you know he's going to be in the locker room rubbing it out over pics of Vinny Del Negro's wife

    Now that's just funny.
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    This is more information than I need about their personal life.
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    Stupid. He will just have the jitters now.

    Just imagine he has them so bad that Pop sends him to the locker room to jack off
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    So what is Union Pacific's alternate route during the closure?
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    It may prove to be part an integral part of the Spurs defensive strategy...putting an extra thing in the passing lanes against a team that has Steve Nash on it is great
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    The way she looked Wednesday night, TP must have had to take a very cold shower, because she was smokin hot.
    Exactly she was RED HOT. After game 1 if they beat the Suns and he plays great he may be like "Come on Eva don't i get a reward for that kind of play on the court".
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    Maybe that can explain the 8% drop off in his shooting, because he's not skeeting

    skeet, skeet, skeet.........

    based on what Eva says in her interviews, it's proof that she truly is just a goofy/silly chick. I don't think we needed to know that but thats kinda funny.
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    Well, she likely hasn't completely given up sex, just sex with Tony.

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    Eva is a Latina?
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    its amazing how our society cares about these kind of things
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    Well, she likely hasn't completely given up sex, just sex with Tony.



    And Tony still hasn't said anything about Eva's words.
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    And Tony still hasn't said anything about Eva's words.

    Tony keeps a slump-buster or two on-call for emergencies.
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    Just imagine he has them so bad that Pop sends him to the locker room to jack off

    Awesome.
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    I call bull .

    This is just Eva playing her desperate hausfrau/ publicity card for the tabloid/personality press.
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    Three years ago for a freshman my coach actually pulled us aside and asked us why we weren't hitting any of our shots...he's like "you guys look nervous, you all need to jack off before the games."

    After that we came to play
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    Well if BJ's aren't considered "sex"......



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    Eva's just blowin smoke up everyone's ass...TP is tearing that up every night.
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    Well if BJ's aren't considered "sex"......



    lmao at cuban
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