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06-11-2007, 10:26 PM
anybody else catch this?
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By Mike Freeman
CBS SportsLine.com National Columnist
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Updated: Jun/10/2007 08:36 PM
Longoria gives birth to alien ... not really
SAN ANTONIO -- So I am not one to gossip or read the National Enquirer -– that's my boy Pete Prisco's deal (he likes the magazines with the aliens and Bigfoot on the covers) -– but this is too juicy not to discuss.
I lost a bet to Tony Mejia from CBS SportsLine.com recently. One thing: Never bet against Mejia on matters of NBA. He knows the league as well as anybody. He'll dust you and then brag about it on his blog. Punk.
He smoked my ass on this bet I am too embarrassed to discuss and the end result was that I owed him a very expensive dinner.
We were enjoying our meal and the excellent wait service when I asked the waiter if any Spurs dined at the restaurant. Apparently a great many do. The waiters say all of the Spurs players are extremely courteous particularly Tony Parker and Manu Ginobili. Gregg Popovich is equally friendly. He sits at the same table in the back (not surprising) and tips extremely well.
The waiters there love the Spurs. They LOVE the Spurs.
Well, except one Spur. She's not on the team but she is practically a member of it.
Let's just say Eva Longoria isn't exactly well liked by many of the wait staff in this establishment.
Ah, let's just say she is hated.
"Mean and condescending" is how the waiter described her. His words, not mine. There were others equally unflattering.
Boy, how do you really feel, Mr. Waiter?
I almost threw up my salmon from laughing so hard when he described her.
Yes, you are shocked –- shocked! -– a Hollywood starlet allegedly treats waiters obnoxiously.
Just stunned.
On and on the waiter went describing her. He gave an example that had me chuckling again. At this type of high class and popular restaurant waiters can make a great deal of money in tips by turning around tables quickly. The more a waiter can sit people down, get them served, and subsequently sit down others, the more in tips they make.
In just several hours, at this kind of restaurant, they can earn hundreds of dollars.
The waiter said that once Longoria ordered a bottle of Pelligrino and a dessert. The bill was $18 and the tip five bucks.
The tip was fine. But Longoria stayed at the table for almost two hours and that is all she ordered.
The waiter was furious. He probably lost a great deal of money.
And he's still furious about it.
So there is your tabloid report. You can thank me later. You too, Prisco.
And trust me.
Our waiter got a huge tip. I don't ever want this guy mad at me.
FreeStyle
By Mike Freeman
CBS SportsLine.com National Columnist
Tell Mike your opinion!
Enjoy these sexy and delicious ramblings from the HBIC -- the Head Blogger In Charge.
Updated: Jun/10/2007 08:36 PM
Longoria gives birth to alien ... not really
SAN ANTONIO -- So I am not one to gossip or read the National Enquirer -– that's my boy Pete Prisco's deal (he likes the magazines with the aliens and Bigfoot on the covers) -– but this is too juicy not to discuss.
I lost a bet to Tony Mejia from CBS SportsLine.com recently. One thing: Never bet against Mejia on matters of NBA. He knows the league as well as anybody. He'll dust you and then brag about it on his blog. Punk.
He smoked my ass on this bet I am too embarrassed to discuss and the end result was that I owed him a very expensive dinner.
We were enjoying our meal and the excellent wait service when I asked the waiter if any Spurs dined at the restaurant. Apparently a great many do. The waiters say all of the Spurs players are extremely courteous particularly Tony Parker and Manu Ginobili. Gregg Popovich is equally friendly. He sits at the same table in the back (not surprising) and tips extremely well.
The waiters there love the Spurs. They LOVE the Spurs.
Well, except one Spur. She's not on the team but she is practically a member of it.
Let's just say Eva Longoria isn't exactly well liked by many of the wait staff in this establishment.
Ah, let's just say she is hated.
"Mean and condescending" is how the waiter described her. His words, not mine. There were others equally unflattering.
Boy, how do you really feel, Mr. Waiter?
I almost threw up my salmon from laughing so hard when he described her.
Yes, you are shocked –- shocked! -– a Hollywood starlet allegedly treats waiters obnoxiously.
Just stunned.
On and on the waiter went describing her. He gave an example that had me chuckling again. At this type of high class and popular restaurant waiters can make a great deal of money in tips by turning around tables quickly. The more a waiter can sit people down, get them served, and subsequently sit down others, the more in tips they make.
In just several hours, at this kind of restaurant, they can earn hundreds of dollars.
The waiter said that once Longoria ordered a bottle of Pelligrino and a dessert. The bill was $18 and the tip five bucks.
The tip was fine. But Longoria stayed at the table for almost two hours and that is all she ordered.
The waiter was furious. He probably lost a great deal of money.
And he's still furious about it.
So there is your tabloid report. You can thank me later. You too, Prisco.
And trust me.
Our waiter got a huge tip. I don't ever want this guy mad at me.