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By Mike Freeman
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Updated: Jun/10/2007 08:36 PM

Longoria gives birth to alien ... not really
SAN ANTONIO -- So I am not one to gossip or read the National Enquirer -– that's my boy Pete Prisco's deal (he likes the magazines with the aliens and Bigfoot on the covers) -– but this is too juicy not to discuss.

I lost a bet to Tony Mejia from CBS SportsLine.com recently. One thing: Never bet against Mejia on matters of NBA. He knows the league as well as anybody. He'll dust you and then brag about it on his blog. Punk.

He smoked my ass on this bet I am too embarrassed to discuss and the end result was that I owed him a very expensive dinner.

We were enjoying our meal and the excellent wait service when I asked the waiter if any Spurs dined at the restaurant. Apparently a great many do. The waiters say all of the Spurs players are extremely courteous particularly Tony Parker and Manu Ginobili. Gregg Popovich is equally friendly. He sits at the same table in the back (not surprising) and tips extremely well.

The waiters there love the Spurs. They LOVE the Spurs.

Well, except one Spur. She's not on the team but she is practically a member of it.

Let's just say Eva Longoria isn't exactly well liked by many of the wait staff in this establishment.

Ah, let's just say she is hated.

"Mean and condescending" is how the waiter described her. His words, not mine. There were others equally unflattering.

Boy, how do you really feel, Mr. Waiter?

I almost threw up my salmon from laughing so hard when he described her.

Yes, you are shocked –- shocked! -– a Hollywood starlet allegedly treats waiters obnoxiously.

Just stunned.

On and on the waiter went describing her. He gave an example that had me chuckling again. At this type of high class and popular restaurant waiters can make a great deal of money in tips by turning around tables quickly. The more a waiter can sit people down, get them served, and subsequently sit down others, the more in tips they make.

In just several hours, at this kind of restaurant, they can earn hundreds of dollars.

The waiter said that once Longoria ordered a bottle of Pelligrino and a dessert. The bill was $18 and the tip five bucks.

The tip was fine. But Longoria stayed at the table for almost two hours and that is all she ordered.

The waiter was furious. He probably lost a great deal of money.

And he's still furious about it.

So there is your tabloid report. You can thank me later. You too, Prisco.

And trust me.

Our waiter got a huge tip. I don't ever want this guy mad at me.

[The Red Hood]

well can't say that I am surprised btw what ever happened with that whole altercation tony and eva had with the cop who pulled them over

[player_twister]

I wonder If Eva or Tony will show up there again after this read. Word gets around.

[Spurs Dynasty 21]

anyone really surprised?

[T Park]

You can believe everything you read on the internets of course

[Spurs Dynasty 21]

You can believe everything you read on the internets of course

I'm sure she treats everyone the same

[Kori Ellis]

Gossip goes in the Club.

Everyone I know who knows has dealt with her or deals with her regularly says she's down to earth and nice.

She's been very cordial to me when I've met her a few times. *shrug*

But everyone is a sometimes.

[atxrocker]

so to sum it up, eva is a ing dirty skanky hoodrat from the streets of corpus who is full of herself and arrogant? none of this strikes me as news. and how the did i know that tpork would have to get in his few words of defense for the ? ing pathetic.

[Summers]

But everyone is a sometimes.

Agreed. It comes with age, I'm finding. I definitely have my moments.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

What??!!! A paying customer wanted to sit and relax in a restaurant despite not running up a large tab??!! The horror!! What a .

[dickface]

LMAO @ Spurs fans with their noses all up Tony Parker's ass. If this was a story about Jessica Biel or Cameron Diaz or any of the other Desperate Houseskanks, everyone would be talking about what a she is. But since it's Tony's girl, she's just being persecuted by those asshole waiters. What the is their problem....they've got the nerve to try and earn a living!!!!!!

[AlamoSpursFan]

I'm sure she treats everyone the same

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