Favorite way to annoy people

[Viva Las Espuelas]

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[Fillmoe]

nutting in a sluts eye than smearing it with my dick

[Flea]

nutting in a sluts eye than smearing it with my dick


You sound like such a pleasant person to be around.

[CuckingFunt]

nutting in a sluts eye than smearing it with my dickI hope you get bitten some day.

Hard.

[Fillmoe]

im actually a pretty nice guy...... :lol

[Flea]

im actually a pretty nice guy...... :lol


:lol

Damn, don't admit that in the troll forum!

[E20]

Make fun of them and once they're mad at you just keep on saying there name until they say WHAT and laugh and say: You responded.

[BacktoBasics]

I like to stare blindly to the left or the right of someones face but not directly at them. Makes it seem like what they are saying has little to no value.

[ShoogarBear]

nutting in a sluts eye than smearing it with my dick:wow

What's Mom going to say to that?

[thispego]

look at someone, start laughing at them, they'll then ask why you're laughing, and it'll be funny, causing you to laugh more. Continue for as long as you like

[Sportcamper]

Strike up a conversation with the girl in the toll both when there are cars behind me...

Stand right next to the only other person on an elevator & smile nonchalantly....

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Quietly sing the wrong words to songs just loud enough for those around you to hear.

"I like margaritas,
and getting caught in the rain..."

[ShoogarBear]

Walk into a room yelling "Who wants to sex Shooga?"

[CuckingFunt]

The singing wrong words one works like a charm. I've got one friend that does it to me all the time.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I like to stare blindly to the left or the right of someones face but not directly at them. Makes it seem like what they are saying has little to no value.


+1, except I stare at their foreheads. Annoys people like no other.

[fatsack]

include their best quotes in my sig line.

[Ronaldo McDonald]

use big words but pronounce them wrong.

[ShoogarBear]

use big words but pronounce them wrong.:lol

Or even small ones, like "new-cue-lar".

[Ronaldo McDonald]

Haven't been to strip club yet but i'm guessing if you're at one and tipping the strippers with loose change you'll look like little bitch

[Ronaldo McDonald]

:lol

Or even small ones, like "new-cue-lar".

ya, u know whats really funny?

say your name is schmidt and someone asks you how to spell it, say:

S, and in essay
C, as in seize
m, as in emphatic, emblem,
i, as in eye

u get the point

[Ronaldo McDonald]

if you are riding passenger in a car (and not many cars are on the road) yell out as loud as you can:

WATCH OUT!

[1369]

Quietly sing the wrong words to songs just loud enough for those around you to hear.

"I like margaritas,
and getting caught in the rain..."

I can see where singing that would be annoying.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

if you are riding passenger in a car (and not many cars are on the road) yell out as loud as you can:

WATCH OUT!

:lol

[ShoogarBear]

There's actually a word for when you mishear the words to a song: a mondegreen.

In college, half the guys on my suite were foreign students who didn't quite get a lot of words to songs correct and were always mondegreening:

"Bald-Headed Woman" (More Than A Woman)
"Urinating New Yorker" (You're a Native New Yorker)

and of course, the classic one that a lot of people screw up

Papa was a rolling stone
Wherever he laid his hat was his home
And when he died
All he left us was a loan

[1369]

Hmmm, mondegreens.

"Alex the seal"?

"'Scuse me while I kiss this guy"?

[Spurminator]

There's a bathroom on the right

[ShoogarBear]

Tie a yellow ribbon 'round the ole' roast beef . . .

[E20]

Suck dick.

[Spurminator]

What song is that?

[ShoogarBear]

I think that's what he does to annoy people.

[Spurminator]

http://nataliemaines.ytmnd.com/

[1369]

"Count the head lice on the highway"

[E20]

What song is that?
It's not a song, it's something you do with your mouth to an object that looks like a Gatorade bottle.

http://static.flickr.com/37/110125619_00df26ac50.jpg
http://static.flickr.com/44/110125620_78cad67518.jpg
http://static.flickr.com/47/110496033_67f4cc59a5.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

:lol

[SpursWoman]

look at someone, start laughing at them, they'll then ask why you're laughing, and it'll be funny, causing you to laugh more. Continue for as long as you like

That's my favorite way to annoy User ... he hates it when I do that, so I usually get jumped. :tu :lol

[Extra Stout]

I find it really annoys rednecks when I start speaking Spanish with Mexican immigrants in front of them.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

wow. it's funny. i started this thread as a joke.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

"Count the head lice on the highway"
"Hold me closer, Tony Danza"

[LuvBones]

At work I like to give people wrong directions. :spin

[NorCal510]

At work I like to give people wrong directions. :spin
to your bedroom?

[LuvBones]

to your bedroom?yeah.. wrong directions to my bedroom. http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smirolleyes.gif

There's an information center right next to me and yet everyone still likes to ask me for directions everywhere. http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smibang.gif

[emo serb]

going into an online game and going on the mic and saying "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY" really loud, its epic.

[lefty]

At work I like to give people wrong directions. :spin


Me too

We have so many tourists here in Montreal, I rarely miss en opportunity :toast :toast

[E20]

Nobody still hasn't topped mine.

[MrChug]

I find it really annoys rednecks when I start speaking Spanish with Mexican immigrants in front of them.

YAH! I do that! Speak really fast Spanish-act like I'm one of the fuckin gardners so the neighbors look at me wierd!!

"Ayudamenenlacosacabronvamosporquesabesque..."

They're like: "A gardener bought the house...is it really an ILLEGAL!?!?!?!?!"

:lmao

[MrChug]

Nobody still hasn't topped mine.

Yessssss...thanks for admitting it!!! :elephant

[loveThe23]

hugging people with all of my might when they least expect it.. they get totally pissed :flipoff

[ALVAREZ6]

At work I like to give people wrong directions. :spinWe got ourselves a rebel here

:smokin

[conversekid]

constantly sticking my hands in my pants to rearrange myself - while in public.

[CuckingFunt]

Some of these aren't annoying quite so much as they are just being an asshole.

[conversekid]

Some of these aren't annoying quite so much as they are just being an asshole.

i'm pretty sure mine is annoying, as i've been told it is many times.... at least rude.