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nutting in a s eye than smearing it with my
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nutting in a s eye than smearing it with my
You sound like such a pleasant person to be around.
I hope you get bitten some day.
Hard.
im actually a pretty nice guy......
im actually a pretty nice guy......
Damn, don't admit that in the troll forum!
Make fun of them and once they're mad at you just keep on saying there name until they say WHAT and laugh and say: You responded.
I like to stare blindly to the left or the right of someones face but not directly at them. Makes it seem like what they are saying has little to no value.
What's Mom going to say to that?
look at someone, start laughing at them, they'll then ask why you're laughing, and it'll be funny, causing you to laugh more. Continue for as long as you like
Strike up a conversation with the girl in the toll both when there are cars behind me...
Stand right next to the only other person on an elevator & smile nonchalantly....
Quietly sing the wrong words to songs just loud enough for those around you to hear.
"I like margaritas,
and getting caught in the rain..."
Walk into a room yelling "Who wants to sex Shooga?"
The singing wrong words one works like a charm. I've got one friend that does it to me all the time.
+1, except I stare at their foreheads. Annoys people like no other.
include their best quotes in my sig line.
use big words but pronounce them wrong.
Or even small ones, like "new-cue-lar".
Haven't been to strip club yet but i'm guessing if you're at one and tipping the strippers with loose change you'll look like little
Last edited by Ronaldo McDonald; 07-20-2007 at 05:28 PM.
ya, u know whats really funny?
Or even small ones, like "new-cue-lar".
say your name is schmidt and someone asks you how to spell it, say:
S, and in essay
C, as in seize
m, as in emphatic, emblem,
i, as in eye
u get the point
if you are riding passenger in a car (and not many cars are on the road) yell out as loud as you can:
WATCH OUT!
I can see where singing that would be annoying.
There's actually a word for when you mishear the words to a song: a mondegreen.
In college, half the guys on my suite were foreign students who didn't quite get a lot of words to songs correct and were always mondegreening:
"Bald-Headed Woman" (More Than A Woman)
"Urinating New Yorker" (You're a Native New Yorker)
and of course, the classic one that a lot of people screw up
Papa was a rolling stone
Wherever he laid his hat was his home
And when he died
All he left us was a loan
Hmmm, mondegreens.
"Alex the seal"?
"'Scuse me while I kiss this guy"?
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