I think I'm Philadelphia's Most Wanted...

[ALVAREZ6]

So I was eating at McDonalds at the 30th St. Station in Philly, waiting for my train to Bel-Air. I ordered a double quarter pounder (w/cheese), chicken selects, large fries, and a medium soda. They completed fuck up my order and gave me a Big Mac, a McChicken, small fries, and a happy meal (given that I'm 12). That still seemed like a good meal, but I was pissed of anyway for having such little respect.

After considering my options, I decided to eat what they gave me and then complain to the manager for completely fucking up my order. So I did, and the manager started to bitch back at me. That's when I said "fuck this shit," went back to my car for my AK, came back in and gave 'em a little gun-spray. I lit that manager up, then went to the back and poured the bullets into all of those asshole motherfucking retarded high school drop outs. Then I realized exactly WTF I did and hustled out of there. Once I got outside the door, I whistled for a cab and when it came near. The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare. But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.





















:clap :elephant :elephant :elephant :clap

[Marklar MM]

Unbelievable. Didn't work.

[CubanMustGo]

Right after the other Bel Air reference?

FAIL.

[50 cent]

weak. :td

[ALVAREZ6]

You fuckers can't take a joke

[CubanMustGo]

You fuckers can't take a joke

Doesn't something have to be funny or original to be a joke?

[ALVAREZ6]

Doesn't something have to be funny or original to be a joke?No

[CubanMustGo]

No

Congratulations, then. You met your goal.

[NorCal510]

wtf? is this something E40 said or something?

[Julian]

I Win!

[Extra Stout]

You fuckers can't take a joke
We understand it was a joke. The problem was that the joke sucked, and you're not funny.

[Ignite]

Yes, Fina;ly A Prince Of Bel Air Joke That I Caught Immedietely!!! You Lose U Fuckin Alvarez Piece Of Shit White Boy

[Extra Stout]

Argentina is crying for you, alvarez.

[ALVAREZ6]

:clap :elephant :elephant :elephant :clapBunch of fucking retards I wasn't trying to be funny, so indeed, I did accomplish my goal. I posted this right after 50 cent's version, and I didn't try at all. I forgot this isn't the Troll forum though.


All of you can eat a big fat dick

[ALVAREZ6]

Yes, Fina;ly A Prince Of Bel Air Joke That I Caught Immedietely!!! You Lose U Fuckin Alvarez Piece Of Shit White Boywho the fuck are you?

[BacktoBasics]

Most epic fail ever.

[ALVAREZ6]

Most epic fail ever.I Fucking Love You Bitch!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You had me fooled, Alvarez.

It was only yesterday that I read the city of Philadelphia was cracking down on prostitution in public parks.

[Extra Stout]

Oh yeah? Well I MEANT to fall down, split my pants, and wet myself. So there.

[angel_luv]

Argentina is crying for you, alvarez.


Now that was funny. :lol :lol

[1369]

http://files.samhart.net/humor/fail.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

http://files.samhart.net/humor/fail.jpgEasily the funniest thing I've seen posted here in weeks.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u15/Novaspec/1172818233131.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

Easily the funniest thing I've seen posted here in weeks.Ahem.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=75213

[ObiwanGinobili]

Argentina is crying for you, alvarez.


now THAT is fucking hilarious. :lmao

[ALVAREZ6]

:lmao X 100 !!!!

[Sense]

http://blog.pbwiki.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/fail.jpg

[E20]

That was pretty funny Alvarez you got me there.