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    <><><><><><> ALVAREZ6's Avatar
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    So I was eating at McDonalds at the 30th St. Station in Philly, waiting for my train to Bel-Air. I ordered a double quarter pounder (w/cheese), chicken selects, large fries, and a medium soda. They completed up my order and gave me a Big Mac, a McChicken, small fries, and a happy meal (given that I'm 12). That still seemed like a good meal, but I was pissed of anyway for having such little respect.

    After considering my options, I decided to eat what they gave me and then complain to the manager for completely ing up my order. So I did, and the manager started to back at me. That's when I said " this ," went back to my car for my AK, came back in and gave 'em a little gun-spray. I lit that manager up, then went to the back and poured the bullets into all of those asshole mother ing re ed high school drop outs. Then I realized exactly WTF I did and hustled out of there. Once I got outside the door, I whistled for a cab and when it came near. The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare. But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.






















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    I come in Marklar. Marklar MM's Avatar
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    Unbelievable. Didn't work.

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    Believe. CubanMustGo's Avatar
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    Right after the other Bel Air reference?

    FAIL.

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    Manu + SJAX = #5 50 cent's Avatar
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    weak.

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    <><><><><><> ALVAREZ6's Avatar
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    You ers can't take a joke

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    Believe. CubanMustGo's Avatar
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    You ers can't take a joke
    Doesn't something have to be funny or original to be a joke?

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    <><><><><><> ALVAREZ6's Avatar
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    Doesn't something have to be funny or original to be a joke?
    No

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    Believe. CubanMustGo's Avatar
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    Congratulations, then. You met your goal.

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    No More Pink NorCal510's Avatar
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    wtf? is this something E40 said or something?

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    Believe. Julian's Avatar
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    I Win!

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    I Got Hops Extra Stout's Avatar
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    You ers can't take a joke
    We understand it was a joke. The problem was that the joke sucked, and you're not funny.

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    Set It Off Ignite's Avatar
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    Yes, Fina;ly A Prince Of Bel Air Joke That I Caught Immedietely!!! You Lose U in Alvarez Piece Of White Boy

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    I Got Hops Extra Stout's Avatar
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    Argentina is crying for you, alvarez.

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    <><><><><><> ALVAREZ6's Avatar
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    Bunch of ing re s I wasn't trying to be funny, so indeed, I did accomplish my goal. I posted this right after 50 cent's version, and I didn't try at all. I forgot this isn't the Troll forum though.


    All of you can eat a big fat

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    <><><><><><> ALVAREZ6's Avatar
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    Yes, Fina;ly A Prince Of Bel Air Joke That I Caught Immedietely!!! You Lose U in Alvarez Piece Of White Boy
    who the are you?

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    Forum Official Personal Life Coach BacktoBasics's Avatar
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    Most epic fail ever.

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    <><><><><><> ALVAREZ6's Avatar
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    Most epic fail ever.
    I ing Love You !

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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    You had me fooled, Alvarez.

    It was only yesterday that I read the city of Philadelphia was cracking down on pros ution in public parks.

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    I Got Hops Extra Stout's Avatar
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    Oh yeah? Well I MEANT to fall down, split my pants, and wet myself. So there.

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    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    Argentina is crying for you, alvarez.

    Now that was funny.

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    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Easily the funniest thing I've seen posted here in weeks.

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Easily the funniest thing I've seen posted here in weeks.
    Ahem.

    http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=75213

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    may the force kick yo ass ObiwanGinobili's Avatar
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    Argentina is crying for you, alvarez.

    now THAT is ing hilarious.

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