Jenna takes them out.

[leemajors]

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/08/jenna_jameson_took_her_boobs_o.php

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/08/jenna-jameson-celebrity-catwalk-00.jpg

Jenna Jameson has apparently decided to retire from making porn, and on August 1 she went to a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon and had her breast implants removed. Us Magazine has the interview:

On why she had her implants removed
“When I had implants, I felt uncomfortable. I would be shy at the beach. I know it sounds funny, but I’d wear high-necked clothes – unless I was at an adult-film convention. So I thought, Why don’t I be who I am and get my real ones back?”

On how removing the implants changed her
“Even for women with naturally large boobs, getting a reduction is so freeing. I feel like I can stand up straighter…before, when I jogged, I had to hold my boobs. I looked like I was molesting myself!”

On how she felt postsurgery
“Ecstatic. The first thing I did when I got home was open my bra. I wasn’t supposed to but I did. I was so happy, I cried. It was like looking into the mirror when I was 17.”

On whether she’s done with porn forever
“Yes. A hundred percent.”

On who will play her in a movie about her life
“I would love Scarlett Johansson to play me. I think Rachel McAdams is amazing, and Sienna Miller.”

Wow, look at that face. I can't imagine why she would stop making porn. When I close my eyes to fantasize this is basically the only thing I ever picture. And, yeah, maybe I do wake up to the sounds of my own screaming, but that just means it's working. What's working, you ask? The sexy, uh, sex stuff. You wouldn't understand. It's a grownup thing.

NOTE: While getting her implants removed, I think Jenna Jameson turned to her plastic surgeon and asked him to make her look like a duck. And boy did he deliver. Greatest plastic surgeon of our generation, anybody?

[ATRAIN]

its a sad sad day

[midgetonadonkey]

That bitch is nasty.

[Soul_Patch]

Is that her in that picture? if so WTF happened to her.

[Ronaldo McDonald]

o my.

she looks fifty

folks, when you have plastic surgery and it makes you look older and/or like SHIT it's plastic burglary

[E20]

That is NASTY.............................

[duncan228]

She really looks horrible.

I'm not familiar with her "work", anyone got a pic that's more flattering?

[ALVAREZ6]

That picture depresses me.






























Kim Kardashian cheers me up.

[alamo50]

DAMMNNNNNN

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/08/jenna-jameson-celebrity-catwalk-00.jpg

Is there another Tina Turner movie coming out?????

[BacktoBasics]

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u307/rollinkarr/250px-Jenna_Jameson.jpg

[duncan228]

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u307/rollinkarr/250px-Jenna_Jameson.jpg

I guess that's more flattering.

Takes your eyes off her face.

[CubanMustGo]

You think THAT"s a bad shot of her? Check this out:

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/02/jenna-jameson-oscar-gala-01.jpg

Jenna Jameson showed up to the 17th Annual Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Gala with Tito Ortiz looking like a, uh, this thing. I have no idea how these two even got in. Even if they were famous enough, you'd think the guy at the door would've stopped them and said, "Nuh uh. No mummies allowed." Isn't she supposed to be a famour pornstar? How is this possibly sexy? Her face looks like a giant tumor.

[duncan228]

OK.

I'm done now.

Her face is just too scary for me.

[Spurminator]

its a sad sad day


Is it?

She's made enough porn that you could watch Jenna Jameson movies at a decent rate for the rest of your life without ever seeing the same one twice.

I mean look at that picture.

[ducks]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenna_Jameson



beware link to porn (http://www.jennajameson.com/?nats=MTk2MTI6MjM6NTg,0,0,0,0)

[tlongII]

Apparently the properties of splooge are unlike those of moisturizing cream.

[Avitus1]

Think i'm going to be sick.

[ducks]

I think most in here would hit it though

[samikeyp]

How fast until she puts them on EBay? :lol

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Wow talk about plastic surgery gone bad. She used to be beautiful. Then she had her initial surgeries, which made her ultra ultra hot. Then apparently those surgeries + more surgeries = face falling apart and i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

[medstudent]

I can fix her.

[CubanMustGo]

The surgeons that put the Bionic Woman together couldn't fix that mess. It's been fixed one too many times already (at least). Hell, she even had plastic surgery on her vagina (http://www.askmen.com/gossip/jenna-jameson/jenna-jameson-vagina-surgery.html) ... though no doubt after all the work that thing got, it really DID need to be fixed.

[Ronaldo McDonald]

You think THAT"s a bad shot of her? Check this out:

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/02/jenna-jameson-oscar-gala-01.jpg

Jenna Jameson showed up to the 17th Annual Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Gala with Tito Ortiz looking like a, uh, this thing. I have no idea how these two even got in. Even if they were famous enough, you'd think the guy at the door would've stopped them and said, "Nuh uh. No mummies allowed." Isn't she supposed to be a famour pornstar? How is this possibly sexy? Her face looks like a giant tumor.

that's a whore horror

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i still do not understand how vaginoplasty works.

eeeww
SICK

[medstudent]

i still do not understand how vaginoplasty works.

eeeww
SICK

this is my specialty.

You cut out a triangular flap of skin, bring the two sides together and voila! The beef curtains are now thinned out.

[Flea]

Her mouth looks like she suffered from an allergic reaction.

[Fillmoe_]

who ran over her face?

[L.I.T]

who ran over her face?

About 3,000 white guys, 3,000 black guys and an undisclosed number of women.

No Asians though.

[Twisted_Dawg]

Jenna Jameson = Hammer

[T Park]

No Asians though.

her and Kobe Tai didn't get it on?

[TheZackAttack!]

I should of never banged her, I feel so dirty.

[leemajors]

maybe she'll finally start returning charlie sheen's calls now.

[TheZackAttack!]

I like this Jenna better
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/d/a/jenna_satan.jpg

but she can be stupid as hell....

http://skimble.blogspot.com/images/JennaBush.jpg

[Slydragon]

I guess she had 100 to many money shots.

[johngateswhiteley]

but she can be stupid as hell....

http://skimble.blogspot.com/images/JennaBush.jpg



...i know the girl she is falling/fell on. i remember when i first saw that pic, kinda funny.

[johngateswhiteley]

btw, i don't understand the whole "girls being embarrassed or uncomfortable about a large chest" when they are older and especially when they had augmentation. weird...

[ATRAIN]

I think most in here would hit it though


Would she even feel it??

[ATRAIN]

I guess she had 100 to many money shots.


I thought that was good for the face......well I guess I can't tell girls that anymore lol

[Melmart1]

I read somewhere that there is actual shampoo with human ejaculate in it. It's something like $40 a bottle. It is supposed to make your hair super healthy and shiny. Yeah, whatever. I don't see how something so starchy can make anything shiny. And I am sure I could get a creme rinse for free if I asked someone nicely.

[ATRAIN]

I read somewhere that there is actual shampoo with human ejaculate in it. It's something like $40 a bottle. It is supposed to make your hair super healthy and shiny. Yeah, whatever. I don't see how something so starchy can make anything shiny. And I am sure I could get a creme rinse for free if I asked someone nicely.


LOL im sure you would and im you dont even have to ask some nicely......ex. pee wee or mikey

[Melmart1]

LOL im sure you would and im you dont even have to ask some nicely......ex. pee wee or mikey
Exactly. I don't even need a boyfriend, any horny guy would be willing to do so. A woman doesn't need to pay $40 for that.

I have heard of animal sperm in certain face creams for women but don't know if that is just a rumor or not. I will just stick with my Philosophy products and skip the "organic" treatments.

[ATRAIN]

Exactly. I don't even need a boyfriend, any horny guy would be willing to do so. A woman doesn't need to pay $40 for that.

I have heard of animal sperm in certain face creams for women but don't know if that is just a rumor or not. I will just stick with my Philosophy products and skip the "organic" treatments.


Yeah no joke, someone that pays 40 bucks for that just needs to spend a day here and they will have a line of the willing in just a few hours.

[tlongII]

I read somewhere that there is actual shampoo with human ejaculate in it. It's something like $40 a bottle. It is supposed to make your hair super healthy and shiny. Yeah, whatever. I don't see how something so starchy can make anything shiny. And I am sure I could get a creme rinse for free if I asked someone nicely.


I will give you my special creme rinse for 20 bucks.

[Melmart1]

Do you think I would actually pay you to splooge in my hair?

[ATRAIN]

Do you think I would actually pay you to splooge in my hair?


Girls usually get mad when that happens

[tlongII]

Do you think I would actually pay you to splooge in my hair?

Well, it's extremely high quality splooge. I suppose I could supply a free sample...

[JMarkJohns]

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/02/jenna-jameson-oscar-gala-01.jpg

She looks liek the old hag in Slackers. Ya know, the "I used to work the docks" whore? The one "Cool" Ethan got caught sucking up :lol

[MrChug]

You think THAT"s a bad shot of her? Check this out:

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/02/jenna-jameson-oscar-gala-01.jpg

I'm a HUGE Jenna fan...I'm not kidding, I thought it was Tori Spelling.

[JMarkJohns]

http://i18.tinypic.com/4unh1sp.jpg

Jenna sees all you badmouthing her, and she doesn't appreciate it!

Great gooly moogly...

[samikeyp]

Oh how the mighty have fallen....or in this case, been taken out.

[samikeyp]

Exactly. I don't even need a boyfriend, any horny guy would be willing to do so. A woman doesn't need to pay $40 for that

Hell peewee would pay you $40 to do that.

[CosmicCowboy]

I actually thought her tits were better before the implants. It wasn't like they were small to start with.

And just because she a stopped DOING porn that doesn't mean she is gonna stop MAKING porn...she has a whole stable of hotties working for her now.

[TheZackAttack!]

I read somewhere that there is actual shampoo with human ejaculate in it. It's something like $40 a bottle. It is supposed to make your hair super healthy and shiny. Yeah, whatever. I don't see how something so starchy can make anything shiny. And I am sure I could get a creme rinse for free if I asked someone nicely.

You are a dirty diseased whore aren't you?

[TheZackAttack!]

Well, it's extremely high quality splooge. I suppose I could supply a free sample...

Fat girls always like a free sample

[Melmart1]

You are a dirty diseased whore aren't you?
Did you get the memo? This isn't the troll forum. :rolleyes

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/08/jenna-jameson-celebrity-catwalk-00.jpg
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/02/jenna-jameson-oscar-gala-01.jpg

:vomit:

Talk about "beat up from the feet up"!!!
Yikes!!!!

[Marklar MM]

Its a sad sad day. She looks nasty. She went to that, from this....

http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/jennajameson/jenna_jameson_8.jpg

[CosmicCowboy]

I read somewhere that there is actual shampoo with human ejaculate in it. It's something like $40 a bottle. It is supposed to make your hair super healthy and shiny. Yeah, whatever. I don't see how something so starchy can make anything shiny. And I am sure I could get a creme rinse for free if I asked someone nicely.

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0129387/024543034230_z_thericau.jpg

I don't know if it works in shampoo but it's great as a mousse!

[Norcal's Right Nut]

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/08/jenna-jameson-celebrity-catwalk-00.jpg
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/02/jenna-jameson-oscar-gala-01.jpg


MAJOR SHRINKAGE ALERT ....