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    I cannot grok its fullnes leemajors's Avatar
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    http://thesuperficial.com/2007/08/je...er_boobs_o.php



    Jenna Jameson has apparently decided to retire from making porn, and on August 1 she went to a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon and had her breast implants removed. Us Magazine has the interview:

    On why she had her implants removed
    “When I had implants, I felt uncomfortable. I would be shy at the beach. I know it sounds funny, but I’d wear high-necked clothes – unless I was at an adult-film convention. So I thought, Why don’t I be who I am and get my real ones back?”

    On how removing the implants changed her
    “Even for women with naturally large boobs, getting a reduction is so freeing. I feel like I can stand up straighter…before, when I jogged, I had to hold my boobs. I looked like I was molesting myself!”

    On how she felt postsurgery
    “Ecstatic. The first thing I did when I got home was open my bra. I wasn’t supposed to but I did. I was so happy, I cried. It was like looking into the mirror when I was 17.”

    On whether she’s done with porn forever
    “Yes. A hundred percent.”

    On who will play her in a movie about her life
    “I would love Scarlett Johansson to play me. I think Rachel McAdams is amazing, and Sienna Miller.”

    Wow, look at that face. I can't imagine why she would stop making porn. When I close my eyes to fantasize this is basically the only thing I ever picture. And, yeah, maybe I do wake up to the sounds of my own screaming, but that just means it's working. What's working, you ask? The sexy, uh, sex stuff. You wouldn't understand. It's a grownup thing.

    NOTE: While getting her implants removed, I think Jenna Jameson turned to her plastic surgeon and asked him to make her look like a duck. And boy did he deliver. Greatest plastic surgeon of our generation, anybody?

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    Veteran ATRAIN's Avatar
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    its a sad sad day

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    That is nasty.

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    Is that her in that picture? if so WTF happened to her.

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    o my.

    she looks fifty

    folks, when you have plastic surgery and it makes you look older and/or like it's plastic burglary

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    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    That is NASTY.............................

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    Silence surpasses speech. duncan228's Avatar
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    She really looks horrible.

    I'm not familiar with her "work", anyone got a pic that's more flattering?

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    That picture depresses me.






























    Kim Kardashian cheers me up.

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    Europe's #1 Spurs Fan alamo50's Avatar
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    DAMMNNNNNN



    Is there another Tina Turner movie coming out?????

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    Silence surpasses speech. duncan228's Avatar
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    I guess that's more flattering.

    Takes your eyes off her face.

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    Believe. CubanMustGo's Avatar
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    You think THAT"s a bad shot of her? Check this out:



    Jenna Jameson showed up to the 17th Annual Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Gala with o Ortiz looking like a, uh, this thing. I have no idea how these two even got in. Even if they were famous enough, you'd think the guy at the door would've stopped them and said, "Nuh uh. No mummies allowed." Isn't she supposed to be a famour pornstar? How is this possibly sexy? Her face looks like a giant tumor.

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    Silence surpasses speech. duncan228's Avatar
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    OK.

    I'm done now.

    Her face is just too scary for me.

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    its a sad sad day

    Is it?

    She's made enough porn that you could watch Jenna Jameson movies at a decent rate for the rest of your life without ever seeing the same one twice.

    I mean look at that picture.

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    Apparently the properties of splooge are unlike those of moisturizing cream.

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    Think i'm going to be sick.

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    I think most in here would hit it though

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    How fast until she puts them on EBay?

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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    Wow talk about plastic surgery gone bad. She used to be beautiful. Then she had her initial surgeries, which made her ultra ultra hot. Then apparently those surgeries + more surgeries = face falling apart and i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

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    Believe. medstudent's Avatar
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    I can fix her.

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    Believe. CubanMustGo's Avatar
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    The surgeons that put the Bionic Woman together couldn't fix that mess. It's been fixed one too many times already (at least). , she even had plastic surgery on her vagina ... though no doubt after all the work that thing got, it really DID need to be fixed.
    Last edited by CubanMustGo; 08-22-2007 at 06:47 PM.

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    You think THAT"s a bad shot of her? Check this out:



    Jenna Jameson showed up to the 17th Annual Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Gala with o Ortiz looking like a, uh, this thing. I have no idea how these two even got in. Even if they were famous enough, you'd think the guy at the door would've stopped them and said, "Nuh uh. No mummies allowed." Isn't she supposed to be a famour pornstar? How is this possibly sexy? Her face looks like a giant tumor.
    that's a horror

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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    i still do not understand how vaginoplasty works.

    eeeww
    SICK

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    Believe. medstudent's Avatar
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    i still do not understand how vaginoplasty works.

    eeeww
    SICK
    this is my specialty.

    You cut out a triangular flap of skin, bring the two sides together and voila! The beef curtains are now thinned out.

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