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tlongII
09-06-2007, 11:22 AM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,295707,00.html

Because you really want to know!
Fillmoe
09-06-2007, 11:25 AM
new britney?
fatsack
09-06-2007, 11:26 AM
i hear K Fed is available.
monosylab1k
09-06-2007, 11:27 AM
someone needs to inform her that the guy is gonna have to blow his load somewhere other than her face and tits if she wants a baby.
Johnny_Blaze_47
09-06-2007, 12:03 PM
someone needs to inform her that the guy is gonna have to blow his load somewhere other than her face and tits if she wants a baby.

I'll inform her.




























Eventually.
Spurminator
09-06-2007, 12:05 PM
So if I put baby up in her, and then I claim that she's unfit to be a mother, would they grant me custody? Would I be entitled to child support from Paris?

Seriously, this could be the most attainable get-rich-quick scheme I've ever come across.
spurs_fan_in_exile
09-06-2007, 12:06 PM
someone needs to inform her that the guy is gonna have to blow his load somewhere other than her face and tits if she wants a baby.
Actually I think whatever medical association governs the OBGYNs of the world need to send out a memo that whoever she goes to tells her that's the ONLY way to get pregnant. Lords knows she doesn't need to reproduce, and it's only going to end in tragedy when the kid gets mauled after Paris tries to carry the kid and Tinkerbell in the same purse.

"But Nicole Ritchie said that she got pregnant by the guy jizzing inside her."

"Ha ha ha! I'm sorry Ms. Hilton but it sounds like she was pulling your leg. That's just an old urban myth. Keep catching the splooge on your tits and you'll be pregnant in no time."
Spurminator
09-06-2007, 12:08 PM
:lmao
spurs_fan_in_exile
09-06-2007, 12:09 PM
So if I put baby up in her, and then I claim that she's unfit to be a mother, would they grant me custody? Would I be entitled to child support from Paris?

Seriously, this could be the most attainable get-rich-quick scheme I've ever come across.
Brings a whole new meaning to the term "money shot." :greedy
monosylab1k
09-06-2007, 12:42 PM
Seriously, this could be the most attainable get-rich-quick scheme I've ever come across.
literally