Paris Hilton Prepping for Pregnancy

[tlongII]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,295707,00.html

Because you really want to know!

[Fillmoe]

new britney?

[fatsack]

i hear K Fed is available.

[monosylab1k]

someone needs to inform her that the guy is gonna have to blow his load somewhere other than her face and s if she wants a baby.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

someone needs to inform her that the guy is gonna have to blow his load somewhere other than her face and s if she wants a baby.

I'll inform her.




























Eventually.

[Spurminator]

So if I put baby up in her, and then I claim that she's unfit to be a mother, would they grant me custody? Would I be en led to child support from Paris?

Seriously, this could be the most attainable get-rich-quick scheme I've ever come across.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

someone needs to inform her that the guy is gonna have to blow his load somewhere other than her face and s if she wants a baby.

Actually I think whatever medical association governs the OBGYNs of the world need to send out a memo that whoever she goes to tells her that's the ONLY way to get pregnant. Lords knows she doesn't need to reproduce, and it's only going to end in tragedy when the kid gets mauled after Paris tries to carry the kid and Tinkerbell in the same purse.

"But Nicole Ritchie said that she got pregnant by the guy ing inside her."

"Ha ha ha! I'm sorry Ms. Hilton but it sounds like she was pulling your leg. That's just an old urban myth. Keep catching the splooge on your s and you'll be pregnant in no time."

[Spurminator]

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

So if I put baby up in her, and then I claim that she's unfit to be a mother, would they grant me custody? Would I be en led to child support from Paris?

Seriously, this could be the most attainable get-rich-quick scheme I've ever come across.

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "money shot."

[monosylab1k]

Seriously, this could be the most attainable get-rich-quick scheme I've ever come across.

literally