stolen phone...

[jman3000]

my phone was stolen last night and apparently the dude called a bunch of people from my contact list. i have a buch of phone numbers from people on this site... so if anybody called you late last night, i'm very sorry. if they did call you would you mind telling me what they told you?

[Slomo]

Translation:

I was really drunk last night and had to come up with a story to explain my drunken phone calls.


:p:

[fatsack]

then who did i have phone sex with?

[to21]

^ :lol

Yeah I've used that before when I drunk called someone.

[BacktoBasics]

So none of what you said was true? :depressed

[ShoogarBear]

Translation:

I was really drunk last night and had to come up with a story to explain my drunken phone calls.


:p:Exactly my thoughts. Good try, though.

[jman3000]

:lol bitches my phone really was stolen ... :depressed:

[jman3000]

i had to call verizon and get them to cancel my number... i called my phone from a friends... and the dude picked up and kept on asking what i did with nathan... i said fuck nathan, you have my phone... he then hung up. bitch.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So you didn't promise me $500 if I helped you find a one-legged hooker?

[tlongII]

What did you do with Nathan?

[fatsack]

http://www.sat-gps-locate.com/english/index.html

[jman3000]

What did you do with Nathan?

i honestly think nathan was the name of the guy i punched at the concert... i think he stole my phone from my pocket to get me back. that doesnt explain why his buddies were calling my friends telling them weird shi.

[Cry Havoc]

I was promised naked midgets.

I want naked midgets.

Now.

[atxrocker]

what kind of phone did you have? was it even worth stealing?

[Silver21_Black20]

i honestly think nathan was the name of the guy i punched at the concert... i think he stole my phone from my pocket to get me back. that doesnt explain why his buddies were calling my friends telling them weird shi.

You punched someone? :lol Why?

[jman3000]

it was a 300 dollar phone 2 years ago... now? i have no idea... probably shity.

it was a concert... he was pissing me off with his elbows so i punched his bitch ass.

[katyon6th]

Whoever the fuck called me from your number left me a dirty voicemail.

I saved it. I'll let you hear it sometime.

[jman3000]

Whoever the fuck called me from your number left me a dirty voicemail.

I saved it. I'll let you hear it sometime.

son of a bitch :pctoss

sorry katy.

[Sapphire]

Why don't you post the number so we can all call him for you? I'm sure we could make it fun for him. :fro

[jman3000]

i had the number terminated for now... my number won't work until i get another phone and reactivate it.

if i have had your number and you still want me to have it, pm me with your number so i can put it back in my contacts on my new phone.

[CuckingFunt]

I got a very strange phone call late last night but you don't have my phone number, so I'm going to assume the two events are unrelated.

[mavs>spurs2]

I got a very strange phone call late last night but you don't have my phone number, so I'm going to assume the two events are unrelated.

My bad

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

I was promised naked midgets.

I want naked midgets.

Now.
:lol

[tlongII]

Whoever the fuck called me from your number left me a dirty voicemail.

I saved it. I'll let you hear it sometime.

I'm confused. Are you saving it because you like it?

[Cry Havoc]

:lol

IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!

[jman3000]

looks like he called angel too.... she said he invited her to a strip club up in dallas called baby dolls and he said it was jason who was calling... now it's starting to creep me out that this guy was impersonating me, trying to get girls on my contacts to meet him at a strip joint.

mother fucker.

[midgetonadonkey]

looks like he called angel too.... she said he invited her to a strip club up in dallas called baby dolls and he said it was jason who was calling... now it's starting to creep me out that this guy was impersonating me, trying to get girls on my contacts to meet him at a strip joint.

mother fucker.

Did she meet up with him?

[jman3000]

Did she meet up with him?

i hope not... if she did she would have driven 5 hours and not see the jman.

[jman3000]

mother fucker... angel... save the message so i can hear it next time i see you.

im calling the dude mother fucker... im just pissed now.

[ashbeeigh]

im calling the dude mother fucker... im just pissed now.


Didn't you turn it off? I'm so confused.

[jman3000]

he called her that night... she just brought it to my attention a bit ago.

[jman3000]

that makes 6 girls total that he called on my phone.

[ashbeeigh]

he called her that night... she just brought it to my attention a bit ago.

:lmao Talk about delayed reaction.

[j-6]

looks like he called angel too.... she said he invited her to a strip club up in dallas called baby dolls and he said it was jason who was calling... now it's starting to creep me out that this guy was impersonating me, trying to get girls on my contacts to meet him at a strip joint.

mother fucker.


Damn "Jason", at least choose a tit bar that isn't locally known as "C-Sections".

[clambake]

Damn "Jason", at least choose a tit bar that isn't locally known as "C-Sections".
oh, it's a family joint? nice. family is good.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

it was a 300 dollar phone 2 years ago... now? i have no idea... probably shity.

it was a concert... he was pissing me off with his elbows so i punched his bitch ass.you were in a pit, if you could call it that for the band in question, and you're complaining about being elbowed? you were in the wrong place. you weren't at The Meyerson.

[jman3000]

it was the type of elbow... it wasnt a "im moving to the music woooooo" elbow... it was a "im gonna hit this guy in the stomache as hard as i can" elbow

[Viva Las Espuelas]

it was the type of elbow... it wasnt a "im moving to the music woooooo" elbow... it was a "im gonna hit this guy in the stomache as hard as i can" elbowstill. courtesy goes out the window in a pit. it's the understood "u"

[jman3000]

then that's why punched his cunt ass.

[katyon6th]

I can't believe you elbowed him. You're such a pussy. You should've punched him in the face. Or cut him.

[katyon6th]

Oh, wait.

I didn't read enough before thinking you were a pussy.

But you're still a pussy because he got your phone. He won.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Oh, wait.

I didn't read enough before thinking you were a pussy.

But you're still a pussy because he got your phone. He won.

katy with the kill shot!
:lol

[ATRAIN]

was this at the qotsa concert?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

katy with the kill shot!
:lolyeah. too bad she's a lesbian.

[jman3000]

katy is indeed a lesbo... ive seen her personally french kiss another chick.

[jman3000]

and he didnt win shit... with the phone insurance ill be getting a new phone... that one was semi broken anyway... only way i could charge it was to switch out batteries with another phone and charge it that way

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

katy is indeed a lesbo... ive seen her personally french kiss another chick.

You should've taken a pic with your camera phone!
Oh, wait.......

[fatsack]

dude got BODE on you.

[katyon6th]

yeah. too bad she's a lesbian.

This is a lie.



katy is indeed a lesbo... ive seen her personally french kiss another chick.

I was probably drunk. Otherwise, this is a lie, too.

[jman3000]

you were drunk. right after you tried to get in my pants.

well you didnt try... you succeeded.

[ATRAIN]

you were drunk. right after you tried to get in my pants.

well you didnt try... you succeeded.


did she find anything?

[jman3000]

pack of gum i reckon.

[jman3000]

and my dick

[jman3000]

im just fucking with yall...

i didnt even have any gum.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

katy is indeed a lesbo... ive seen her personally french kiss another chick.what a waste

[Viva Las Espuelas]

im just fucking with yall...

i didnt even have any gum.......or a dick.

[Taco]

Translation:

I was really drunk last night and had to come up with a story to explain my drunken phone calls.


:p:


:lol

[jman3000]

i can say these things because she knows she'll always be a cunt to me.

[katyon6th]

hahahahahahahaahahahaha lies!

And Viva, what makes you assume I'm a lesbian?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

hahahahahahahaahahahaha lies!

And Viva, what makes you assume I'm a lesbian?i thought i read one of your labian fantasies on here one day. i remembered i started to cry soon after that.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

what makes you assume I'm a lesbian?

Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course!
:clap

[katyon6th]

i thought i read one of your labian fantasies on here one day. i remembered i started to cry soon after that.

Wrong person.

[jman3000]

maybe i didnt see her making out with a chick... but for certain ive seen her grab a chicks boobs.

[Bigzax]

so angel is down to party at strip clubs?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Wrong person.no it was you.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

maybe i didnt see her making out with a chick... but for certain ive seen her grab a chicks boobs.

Don't give up on this so easy. We can still twist this into a lesbianic story.
What do we have to work with?
You say that you saw her French kissing another girl, and you say that you saw her grabbing another girl's boobs.
Let's put the two together, and we get katy kissing another girl's boobs!
Run with it!
:spin

[Mixability]

katy was kissing angel's boobs, huh?

[Mixability]

Found your phone! (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=78026)

[Bigzax]

katy likes kitty?

that's one kinky latina!

[katyon6th]

katy likes kitty?

that's one kinky latina!

I'm not a latina, I'm a Filipina. I can't say that enough times around here.

Regardless, I'm not into kitty like that.

[Bigzax]

I'm not a latina, I'm a Filipina. I can't say that enough times around here.

Regardless, I'm not into kitty like that.



i know that mama, i'm just fuckin round.

i know all about the orange glow of the Filipina Princess!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Plus she's got a little Mick in her as well.

[ShoogarBear]

that makes 6 girls total that he called on my phone.Damn, that makes him the lifetime record holder on that phone, then.

[angel_luv]

so angel is down to party at strip clubs?


Not hardly.

I saw J-man online today and messaged to ask why he would call late at night to invite me to ( of all places) a strip club.
I assumed it was drunk dialing so :lol at Slomo's comment.

I would have asked about it sooner but haven't been online much.

J-man- I did save the message but my phone service will automatically erase it after it is 14 days old.

[jman3000]

arrgh... you can't save it by pressing 7?

[angel_luv]

arrgh... you can't save it by pressing 7?


I saved it but it only keeps messages in the archives for 14 days.

I know because I had a message I wanted to save longer and even though I hit save on it every day, I still lost it at the end of two weeks.

Come by the mall and I'll let you hear it.

[ShoogarBear]

So how was the strip club, angel?

[jman3000]

sum bitch... i might go wed... pm me your number again... i dont have any of the old ones.

[jman3000]

got my replacement phone yesterday... my contacts is virtually empty though, so the people whos number i had previously, please pm me.