stolen phone...

[jman3000]

my phone was stolen last night and apparently the dude called a bunch of people from my contact list. i have a buch of phone numbers from people on this site... so if anybody called you late last night, i'm very sorry. if they did call you would you mind telling me what they told you?

[Slomo]

Translation:

I was really drunk last night and had to come up with a story to explain my drunken phone calls.

[fatsack]

then who did i have phone sex with?

[to21]

^

Yeah I've used that before when I drunk called someone.

[BacktoBasics]

So none of what you said was true?

[ShoogarBear]

Translation:

I was really drunk last night and had to come up with a story to explain my drunken phone calls.

Exactly my thoughts. Good try, though.

[jman3000]

es my phone really was stolen ... :

[jman3000]

i had to call verizon and get them to cancel my number... i called my phone from a friends... and the dude picked up and kept on asking what i did with nathan... i said nathan, you have my phone... he then hung up. .

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So you didn't promise me $500 if I helped you find a one-legged hooker?

[tlongII]

What did you do with Nathan?

[fatsack]

http://www.sat-gps-locate.com/english/index.html

[jman3000]

What did you do with Nathan?

i honestly think nathan was the name of the guy i punched at the concert... i think he stole my phone from my pocket to get me back. that doesnt explain why his buddies were calling my friends telling them weird shi.

[Cry Havoc]

I was promised naked midgets.

I want naked midgets.

Now.

[atxrocker]

what kind of phone did you have? was it even worth stealing?

[Silver21_Black20]

i honestly think nathan was the name of the guy i punched at the concert... i think he stole my phone from my pocket to get me back. that doesnt explain why his buddies were calling my friends telling them weird shi.

You punched someone? Why?

[jman3000]

it was a 300 dollar phone 2 years ago... now? i have no idea... probably y.

it was a concert... he was pissing me off with his elbows so i punched his ass.

[katyon6th]

Whoever the called me from your number left me a dirty voicemail.

I saved it. I'll let you hear it sometime.

[jman3000]

Whoever the called me from your number left me a dirty voicemail.

I saved it. I'll let you hear it sometime.

son of a

sorry katy.

[Sapphire]

Why don't you post the number so we can all call him for you? I'm sure we could make it fun for him.

[jman3000]

i had the number terminated for now... my number won't work until i get another phone and reactivate it.

if i have had your number and you still want me to have it, pm me with your number so i can put it back in my contacts on my new phone.

[CuckingFunt]

I got a very strange phone call late last night but you don't have my phone number, so I'm going to assume the two events are unrelated.

[mavs>spurs2]

I got a very strange phone call late last night but you don't have my phone number, so I'm going to assume the two events are unrelated.

My bad

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

I was promised naked midgets.

I want naked midgets.

Now.

[tlongII]

Whoever the called me from your number left me a dirty voicemail.

I saved it. I'll let you hear it sometime.

I'm confused. Are you saving it because you like it?

[Cry Havoc]

IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!