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Samr
10-01-2007, 09:20 PM
Ok, it's October 1st. The sun is setting early and a cold front is on its way. Stores are turning black and orange. Candy is being bought by the pallet. Places like Party City and Spencer's Gifts are getting more and more crowded by the day. Yep, Halloween is on its way.

For the kids, Halloween means dressing up as their favorite super hero and eating candy like a four-course meal. For adults, Halloween means either following them as they ask strangers for sweets, or scaring the ever-loving shit out of the kids who Trick-or-Treat your house (I suggest planting a bowl on the porch that says "take one," then hiding in the bushes).



So, this is the thread to discuss costume ideas, tell that story about when you put super glue on those candied apples, ask where the good deals are, or find out who makes the best pumpkin pie (for my money, go to Bill Miller's for pie). Anything.



(I'll start, by asking for suggestions on making a fake dick. I'm going to a party as "Woody" from Toy Story and I need to make a... uh... woody. The "woody" is going to be on the inside of my jeans, so it doesn't have to look realistic -- i.e. first idea was socks and pantyhose -- it just has to create a very visible and obvious outline. Any ideas on how to go about this?)
TheSanityAnnex
10-01-2007, 09:22 PM
I was a molester priest a few year back. I also needed a fake boner for my costume. I took a holder for paper towels and duck taped it to my belt, which was under my priest robe. It worked well. Good luck on finding the perfect boner.
Samr
10-01-2007, 09:29 PM
I was a molester priest a few year back. I also needed a fake boner for my costume. I took a holder for paper towels and duck taped it to my belt, which was under my priest robe. It worked well. Good luck on finding the perfect boner.

But didn't that crumple? I'd think the cardboard would lose shape after a while. And what did you use as the "head"? I want this thing to be obvious, accurate, and completely downright offensive.
Sapphire
10-01-2007, 09:33 PM
Hillshire Farms.
TheSanityAnnex
10-01-2007, 09:36 PM
But didn't that crumple? I'd think the cardboard would lose shape after a while. And what did you use as the "head"? I want this thing to be obvious, accurate, and completely downright offensive.Not the paper towel cardboard part, the actual large plastic paper towel holder (stand up version) that held the paper towel roll. Luckily, my holder had a somewhat large bulge at the end and worked perfectly.
PM5K
10-01-2007, 09:59 PM
Viagra....
LuvBones
10-01-2007, 10:34 PM
:lol of course pm5k would use the real thing.
ZStomp
10-01-2007, 10:59 PM
I love Halloween!
2Blonde
10-01-2007, 11:07 PM
Samr,
get a knee high stocking or cut the leg off a pantyhose. Then take a bathroom hand towel( the thicker the better). After you get it folded the put it in the panty hose. Somewhere I have an excellent pic of a friend of mine who did it, but I don't have time to go searching through boxes of photos right now.
There are how-to videos online showing you how to fold them. Although the girl in the video used a skimpy little dishcloth so it looks awful IMO. Practice a few times and you will get better at it.

Here is a link to the video.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/316416/penis_napkin_folding/
PM5K
10-01-2007, 11:17 PM
roll of half dollars?
ShoogarBear
10-02-2007, 12:13 AM
:lol of course pm5k would use the real thing.He could go as a light switch.
TheSanityAnnex
10-02-2007, 12:16 AM
Too bad you just don't have a big dick.
LuvBones
10-02-2007, 12:16 AM
:lmao
PM5K
10-02-2007, 12:24 AM
borrow one of LuvBones dildos....
LuvBones
10-02-2007, 12:27 AM
http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/sminerd.gif

messed up.
PM5K
10-02-2007, 12:28 AM
http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/sminerd.gif

messed up.

You'll still have a few left, don't worry about it....
LuvBones
10-02-2007, 12:35 AM
I like the pic you put up.. Is that your before or after pic?
PM5K
10-02-2007, 12:45 AM
I like the pic you put up.. Is that your before or after pic?

Right after I put the roll of half dollars in, why do you ask?
T Park
10-02-2007, 01:01 AM
:lol

Sannity has been in rare form lately :lol
JackoLantern
10-02-2007, 08:23 AM
I love this time of the year.
v2freak
10-02-2007, 11:43 PM
Me too. The cold weather becomes a drag after New Years in my opinion though.
Mister Sinister
10-02-2007, 11:53 PM
I love when it gets cold. I get to wear my trenchcoat.
Sonia_TX
10-02-2007, 11:57 PM
I am going to a halloween/birthday party in a few weeks so I was searching for costume ideas... this one is by far my favorite... ;)

Ceiling Fan
Write "Go Ceilings!" on the front of your shirt. And don't forget to cheer!


I am easily amused! :spin
Mister Sinister
10-02-2007, 11:59 PM
My last one was Creedy from V For Vendetta. Black trenchcoat, black dress shirt, black pants (see a pattern here?), black shoes and socks, and had my hair all slicked back. I looked pretty damn good.
lil'mo
10-03-2007, 12:17 AM
I love when it gets cold. I get to wear my trenchcoat.
oh man what a fag
Mister Sinister
10-03-2007, 12:25 AM
oh man what a fag
I don't know how many times we have to go through this...but fuck you sideways. It keeps me warm and it's comfortable.
PakiDan
10-03-2007, 10:11 AM
I don't know how many times we have to go through this...but fuck you sideways. It keeps me warm and it's comfortable.

Yeah!!! Fags need warmth too!
tlongII
10-03-2007, 10:27 AM
http://starjewel.org/stuff/Halloween.jpg
sa_butta
10-03-2007, 10:52 AM
http://www.extremepumpkins.com/