Sarah Jessica Parker Named Unsexiest Woman

[The Red Hood]

http://www.zap2it.com/tv/news/zap-sarahjessicaparkermaximunsexiest,0,1837957.story

Maxim magazine's staff isn't shy about who turns them off

October 24, 2007
Sarah Jessica Parker
The folks over at Maxim magazine think it's too easy picking Charlize Theron as the Sexiest Woman Alive. They'd rather weigh in on who's unsexy.

The unfortunate recipient of the lad mag's Unsexiest title is "Sex & the City" star Sarah Jessica Parker, whose character Carrie Bradshaw is not only in high demand with the opposite sex, but is also a fashion diva among the fair sex.

Maxim, however, points out her more, um, equine features: "How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with 'sex' in the title? Pull your skirt down, Secretariat, we´d rather ride Chris Noth."

In the runner-up position is the Beehived One herself, "Rehab" singer Amy Winehouse, whose "openly hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat's nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats.".

On the small screen, "Grey's Anatomy" star Sandra Oh took third place for playing "Dr. McSkinny, with her cold bedside manner and boyish figure."

Rounding out the Unsexy 5 is Madonna in the penultimate position "with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull." The heir to her pop princess throne, Britney Spears, took last place because, "Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs. Since then, she´s lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge."

[angel_luv]

Sarah Jessica Parker is awesome- beautiful, personable, and smart I think.

Maxim on the other hand is mean and stupid.

[JoeChalupa]

Sarah Jessica Parker was HOT in Honeymoon in Vegas. The black bikini rocked!! But yeah, she's lost some of her sex appeal. But I'm sure she is a very nice person.

[blizz]

i agree with all of those....although i'd put winehouse at the bottom

[florige]

I wouldn't go so far as saying she is hot, but she def is a cutie.

[ATRAIN]

She was hot back in the footloose days.

[JoeChalupa]

She was also hot in Footloose.

[tlongII]

I don't care what Maxim says...I'd hit it.

[Bigzax]

kristin davis is the only hottie on that show!

[JoeChalupa]

kristin davis is the only hottie on that show!

I concur. :tu

[midgetonadonkey]

She is a nasty bitch.

[leemajors]

She is a nasty bitch.
:tu

[CavsSuperFan]

I think Sarah Jessica Parker (http://movies.ee/pildid/uudised/sarah_jessica_parker.jpg) is smoking....

[mrsmaalox]

I agree with Maxim's assessments, but maybe they should lay off of Britney a little. Any woman who has had babies knows how stubborn that baby weight is. Not to mention 2 in 2 years! And Kristin Davis is pretty, but she always seemed too tomboyish to be sexy. BUT I have never seen Sex And The City, so I'm not judging by that.

[Uncle Donnie]

Good choice on Sarah Jessica Parker. To quote Family Guy, "her face looks like a foot."

[Taco]

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/5159/pegs.jpg

[monosylab1k]

i agree with all 5 of those picks. sarah jessica parker is the ugliest horse-faced skank that hollywood has ever crammed down our throats trying to pass her off as a "sex symbol".

[Mr.Ed]

i agree with all 5 of those picks. sarah jessica parker is the ugliest horse-faced skank that hollywood has ever crammed down our throats trying to pass her off as a "sex symbol".

I thinks she's hot and could ride me anyday.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

When did Perez Hilton become editor of Maxim?

[leemajors]

i agree with all 5 of those picks. sarah jessica parker is the ugliest horse-faced skank that hollywood has ever crammed down our throats trying to pass her off as a "sex symbol".
she was in the movie with the best tagline ever. can anyone guess the movie?

"They shouldn't have put him in the water, if they didn't want him to make waves."

[CavsSuperFan]

i agree with all 5 of those picks. sarah jessica parker is the ugliest horse-faced skank that hollywood has ever crammed down our throats trying to pass her off as a "sex symbol".

"You're mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" :pctoss

[Shelly]

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/5159/pegs.jpg


That was such an awesome show!

[Taco]

That was such an awesome show!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=80REdAv-Fng

I CAN'T GET THAT STUPID THEME SONG OUT OF MY HEAD :lol

[JMarkJohns]

I think what the populace admired about SJP was that she was a "normal sexy." Just an average looking woman wearing glamourous clothing, dressed all prim and proper in expensive shit... Problem with that line of thought is normal ISN'T sexy.

And I agree with Mono... she's had a horse face for years. There were times she looked better than she has recently, but all in all, she's the hollywood version of a game of h-o-r-s-e.

[Spurminator]

I don't remember SJP ever being marketed to males as a sex symbol.

[JMarkJohns]

Maybe not to males, but she was definately put out there as one after the success of her show...

[Melmart1]

I don't remember SJP ever being marketed to males as a sex symbol.
I agree. I have mostly seen her marketed as a fashion icon, not a sex symbol. The two are not necessarily inclusive. See Donatella Versace for proof of this.

[MoSpur]

I never thought she was pretty.

[MoSpur]

she was in the movie with the best tagline ever. can anyone guess the movie?

"They shouldn't have put him in the water, if they didn't want him to make waves."

Striking Distance

[LuvBones]

Sometimes SJP looks pretty but for the most part she's pretty ugly.... However she is a very likable person. IMO.

[LuvBones]

And I agree completely about Sandra Oh! What is that?

[Trainwreck2100]

All of these are on the money

[atxrocker]

nice to see that people agree about SJP. i always thought that she was nasty. and her mole on her face fucking kills me.

[AlamoSpursFan]

How could they be so mean to Mrs. Abe Frohman, the Sausage Queen of Chicago?

:lmao

[O-Factor]

Peter Griffin said it best, Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a foot.

Sandra Oh is just blah.

[Jimcs50]

SJP is sexier than Rosie O'Donnell IMO. Am I missing something?

[leemajors]

Striking Distance
nice!

[peewee's lovechild]

I've always had the hots for SJP. I guess I'm in the minority.

Sandra Oh, however, is ugly as shit.

[peewee's lovechild]

But, I'd bang her if she's as much of a whore as her character in "Sideways".

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Sandra Oh is just :vomit:

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i think nicolette sheridan is unsexy. she's gross.

[CuckingFunt]

I agree with Maxim's list, but would add Renee fucking Zelwegger.

[baseline bum]

I thought she was very hot in Honeymoon in Vegas, but that was like 15 years ago.

[easjer]

Dude, SJP has a smoking hot body. Her face is not fabulous, but she is not ugly. I loved her hair when it was one color and short and curly - that was when she looked best, imo. I never understood what the fashion designer on SATC smoked to dress her as she did.

[Kevin the Robot]

I'd hit it

[Thunder Dan]

I think she is pretty hot. I mean go into any bar on a Friday night and she would probably be hotter than most of the women in there.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I thought she was hot in Flight of the Navigator when I was a youngin, but now she's....too horse faced.

[ALVAREZ6]

I agree with that award actually.

It would be more appropriately titled "Most Unsexiest Woman Believed to be Sexy by Many"

[LuvBones]

There are definitely more unsexy women on screen though.. more so than SJP like Rosie O' Donnell, Sarah Silverman, Terri Hatcher, etc. That's kinda cruel to give the 'honor' to her.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Completely agree with everything on that list, especially Sandra Oh... she's fugly!

[atxrocker]

Terri Hatcher


terri hatcher? are you fucking serious? at least she USED to be smokin hot and is still decent for her age. SJP has always been a nasty whore.

and who in the fuck is this Sandra Oh that everybody keeps downing?

[monosylab1k]

How could they be so mean to Mrs. Abe Frohman, the Sausage Queen of Chicago?

:lmao
It must be tough for Broderick to get a decent blowjob out of her.

"No, don't treat it like a carrot, treat it like a salt lick."

He must have to disguise his cock as a sugar cube to get the good stuff.

[monosylab1k]

I wonder if SJP straps on a feed bag to eat.

[LuvBones]

terri hatcher? are you fucking serious? at least she USED to be smokin hot and is still decent for her age. SJP has always been a nasty whore.

and who in the fuck is this Sandra Oh that everybody keeps downing?Uhh yeah. I am. I'm not talking about USED to.. but now:
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb78/gogino20/teri-hatcher-05030601.jpg
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb78/gogino20/teri-hatcher-05030603.jpg

And this is Sandra Oh:
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb78/gogino20/74158807_10.jpg

[atxrocker]

hatcher>>>>parker. period.

[Fillmoe]

that amy winehouse broad has to be some sort of witch....

[atxrocker]

no way can you compare hatcher to SJP

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e186/atxrocker/4abb8ea813218fbi3.jpg

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e186/atxrocker/xin_1501040416065322467910.jpg

[jman3000]

SJP could pass as a guy if she got a haircut.

[The Red Hood]

I think Sarah Jessica Parker (http://movies.ee/pildid/uudised/sarah_jessica_parker.jpg) is smoking....
I've seen that picture before, that is THE most sexiest pic I've seen of her.

Good choice on Sarah Jessica Parker. To quote Family Guy, "her face looks like a foot."
:lmao Peter is always making fun of her, "They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV and she looks like a foot." "That's like asking me to choose between Sarah Jessica Parker and Kirsten Dunst in a hot body/weird face competition."

[angel_luv]

You guys are a rough crowd.

[LuvBones]

No one has mentioned Tori Spelling?
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb78/gogino20/tori-spelling-fat-2.jpg
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb78/gogino20/tori-spelling-picture-1.jpg

[LuvBones]

lol ok i need to stop.

[atxrocker]

i always thought that tori spelling was one of the ugliest bitches alive. with all the money daddy had, you'd think she would have had some serious work done. that skank is fucking gross.

[Duff McCartney]

Amy Winehouse is fucking gross. Add to the fact that she's pretty much a bitch..and it gets even worse.

[The Red Hood]

no way can you compare hatcher to SJP

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e186/atxrocker/4abb8ea813218fbi3.jpg

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e186/atxrocker/xin_1501040416065322467910.jpg
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[S_A_Longhorn]

Well of course Dee Snider is the Unsexist Woman...

[TLWisfoine]

Should have added Eva Longwhoria to the list.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

lovbones: Terri is undoubtedly past her prime and arguably ugly now, but those pictures you found of her at that event or whatever--clearly she is very very fucked up out of her skull on some sort of barbiturate or downer....clearly..

[1Parker1]

Hmm my list:

Ricki Lake (I just saw her in some random movie on Lifetime)
Terri Hatcher (has got the nastiest body ever. Borderline anorexic looking)
Amy Winehouse (goes without saying)
Sandra Oh (her faux perm does not help her)
Tori Spelling (speaks for itself)
Destiny's Child (except for Beyonce of course)
Felicity Huffman
Lindsay Lohan
Nicole Richie

[RashoFan]

SJP is not to bad looking, it is that her jaw are very pronounced. I think if she had a little weight on her, her face would would look less harsh.

[LuvBones]

LOL
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb78/gogino20/4818-th2.jpg

[JMarkJohns]

Jenna Jameson is hideous now... like skin melting off, haggish Joan Crawford hideous...

[leemajors]

Jenna Jameson is hideous now... like skin melting off, haggish Joan Crawford hideous...
to quote thesuperficial.com, she is queen of the ducks.

[2Blonde]

That was just mean spirited of Maxim to her face to a horse's...
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...that had to hurt the horse's feelings to be compared to her.

http://www.northrup.org/Photos/horse/low/horse%20(1).jpg http://www.telegraphindia.com/1051208/images/08sarah.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

That was just mean spirited of Maxim to her face to a horse's....

You are SOOO bad! :lol

[703 Spurz]

I agree with Maxim's assessments, but maybe they should lay off of Britney a little. Any woman who has had babies knows how stubborn that baby weight is. Not to mention 2 in 2 years! And Kristin Davis is pretty, but she always seemed too tomboyish to be sexy. BUT I have never seen Sex And The City, so I'm not judging by that.

Well most chicks who have babies don't still try and look like whores do they?

There's your difference

[703 Spurz]

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