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Sarah Jessica Parker is awesome- beautiful, personable, and smart I think.
Maxim on the other hand is mean and stupid.
http://www.zap2it.com/tv/news/zap-sa...,1837957.story
Maxim magazine's staff isn't shy about who turns them off
October 24, 2007
Sarah Jessica Parker
The folks over at Maxim magazine think it's too easy picking Charlize Theron as the Sexiest Woman Alive. They'd rather weigh in on who's unsexy.
The unfortunate recipient of the lad mag's Unsexiest le is "Sex & the City" star Sarah Jessica Parker, whose character Carrie Bradshaw is not only in high demand with the opposite sex, but is also a fashion diva among the fair sex.
Maxim, however, points out her more, um, equine features: "How the did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with 'sex' in the le? Pull your skirt down, Secretariat, weŽd rather ride Chris Noth."
In the runner-up position is the Beehived One herself, "Rehab" singer Amy Winehouse, whose "openly hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat's nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats.".
On the small screen, "Grey's Anatomy" star Sandra Oh took third place for playing "Dr. McSkinny, with her cold bedside manner and boyish figure."
Rounding out the Unsexy 5 is Madonna in the penultimate position "with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull." The heir to her pop princess throne, Britney Spears, took last place because, "Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs. Since then, sheŽs lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge."
Sarah Jessica Parker is awesome- beautiful, personable, and smart I think.
Maxim on the other hand is mean and stupid.
Sarah Jessica Parker was HOT in Honeymoon in Vegas. The black bikini rocked!! But yeah, she's lost some of her sex appeal. But I'm sure she is a very nice person.
i agree with all of those....although i'd put winehouse at the bottom
I wouldn't go so far as saying she is hot, but she def is a cutie.
She was hot back in the footloose days.
She was also hot in Footloose.
I don't care what Maxim says...I'd hit it.
kristin davis is the only hottie on that show!
I concur.
She is a nasty .
I think Sarah Jessica Parker is smoking....
I agree with Maxim's assessments, but maybe they should lay off of Britney a little. Any woman who has had babies knows how stubborn that baby weight is. Not to mention 2 in 2 years! And Kristin Davis is pretty, but she always seemed too tomboyish to be sexy. BUT I have never seen Sex And The City, so I'm not judging by that.
Good choice on Sarah Jessica Parker. To quote Family Guy, "her face looks like a foot."
i agree with all 5 of those picks. sarah jessica parker is the ugliest horse-faced skank that hollywood has ever crammed down our throats trying to pass her off as a "sex symbol".
I thinks she's hot and could ride me anyday.
When did Perez Hilton become editor of Maxim?
she was in the movie with the best tagline ever. can anyone guess the movie?
"They shouldn't have put him in the water, if they didn't want him to make waves."
"You're mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
That was such an awesome show!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=80REdAv-Fng
I CAN'T GET THAT STUPID THEME SONG OUT OF MY HEAD
I think what the populace admired about SJP was that she was a "normal sexy." Just an average looking woman wearing glamourous clothing, dressed all prim and proper in expensive ... Problem with that line of thought is normal ISN'T sexy.
And I agree with Mono... she's had a horse face for years. There were times she looked better than she has recently, but all in all, she's the hollywood version of a game of h-o-r-s-e.
I don't remember SJP ever being marketed to males as a sex symbol.
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