DSF's Spurs Drinking Game!

[da_suns_fan__]

If youre like me (and looking at the attendance for tonights Spurs game, you probably are), you have a hard time watching a Spurs game unless they're playing the Suns.

But tonight is opening night and the Spurs kick off the season! The excitement of a new season should be enough to hold our interest, right?

My guess is after about ten minutes, most of you will get tired of waiting for SOMETHING to happen and will switch the channel.

But I have a solution to the NBA's problems!

Swallowing the Spurs!

The drinking game that will do for the NBA what GAMBLING has done for the NFL!

RULES:

1. This is a multi-player game.

2. Start off with one bottle of your favorite liquor and as much beer as possible.

3. Each player gets a turn "round-robin" style.

4. Game can only be played during a nationally televised Spurs game.

5. When the next "Go Spurs Go moment" happens during your turn, you must stand up and shout "GO SPURS GO", drink the respective amount of alcohol (see below), and your turn is then over.

5. The game continues until someone passes out or the Spurs game ends.





GO SPURS GO MOMENTS:

1) If Tim Duncan holds the ball for five straight seconds without doing anything, you drink half a beer (the suspenseful countdown from 5 to one is going to be awesome). :clap

2) If Manu Ginobili Hits the floor, you drink half a beer (regardless if he was flopping or not).

http://www.detroitbadboys.com/images/hunter-ginobili.jpg

3) If any Spurs argues a foul call by showing the ref his palms, you drink half a beer.

4) If any Spurs player celebrates a good play by making two fists in front of their chests, you drink half a beer.

http://www.wittemuseum.org/images/Game%20Dinner/Auction%20Items/spurs%20big%20sign.jpg

5) If Bruce Bowen undercuts a jump shooter, you drink an entire beer.

6) If the announcers inform us that in spite of what the score says, we're actually watching a good game, you take a shot.

http://proxy.espn.go.com/nba/boxscore?gameId=270612005

7) If the camera cuts to Eva Longoria in the stands, you take a shot (and you must chant "Go Evas Go" instead of the normal "Go Spurs Go").

8) If TWO "Go Spurs Go" Moments happen simultaneously, you must drink both amounts of liquor for each respective moment:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/220/519930567_1e4e5bf79d.jpg

Remember, friends don't let friends drink and drive! And above all, GO SPURS GO!!

[Walter Craparita]

lol

[Kamnik]

Hehe, funny shit!



But Spurs still owning Suns every playoffs... oh well :D

[thispego]

uhhh, this way my game wayyy before your dumb ass ever thought of it.

[vander]

that sounds pretty toxic :drunk

[da_suns_fan__]

Ive already got all sorts of additions to the game going on in my head.

How bout a penalty for slurring the "Go Spurs Go" chant. Should there be a penalty if you say "Go ES-Spurs Go"?

If you have any good additions please let me know.

[nkdlunch]

I have an addition, take a shot everytime you see Nash's O face :lol

http://www.nba.com/media/suns/nash_353_060303.jpg

[da_suns_fan__]

I have an addition, take a shot everytime you see Nash's O face :lol

http://www.nba.com/media/suns/nash_353_060303.jpg

If you want to make a Suns drinking game youre more than welcome to follow my template.

[LilMissSPURfect]

I have an addition, take a shot everytime you see Nash's O face :lol

http://www.nba.com/media/suns/nash_353_060303.jpg


http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b4/gulygeek/funny.gif

bring it!!! :p: :p:

[samikeyp]

(and looking at the attendance for tonights Spurs game, you probably are),

it's "and judging by the attendance you are"

If you are going to use the line...use it right. ;)

[zekes]

:lol

[Slydragon]

http://www.uleth.ca/alcohol/i/throwup.jpg

http://alcoholprev.colostate.edu/images/poison.gif

http://www.ideamill.com/printads/H2Ointoxication.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

Ive already got all sorts of additions to the game going on in my head.

How bout a penalty for slurring the "Go Spurs Go" chant. Should there be a penalty if you say "Go ES-Spurs Go"?

If you have any good additions please let me know.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/espurs.jpg

[da_suns_fan__]

BUMP!!!

We need a new rule for if they interview Eva Longoria during the game!!!!

You down the bottle of what ever hard liquor your drinking!!!

Im so glad we're getting this much Eva coverage. How many carats Eva? Who cares about the game...LETS GET A LOOK AT THAT RING!!!!! :lol :lol

[Leetonidas]

:sleep

[da_suns_fan__]

Cheryls back....


More Eva please....Im getting WASTED!!! :drunk

[da_suns_fan__]

Ginobili flop but he didn't hit the floor.....no drink no drink.

[ShoogarBear]

Spurs Fan's Drinking Game:

http://z.about.com/d/sanantonio/1/7/E/C/-/-/champs014.jpg

[hater]

haha that's fucking Beno LOL

[marini martini]

Ha Fuckin ha

[ashbeeigh]

http://z.about.com/d/sanantonio/1/7/E/C/-/-/champs014.jpg


someone needs to photoshop Beno out of that.

[ShoogarBear]

Yeah, I know. First one I could find.

[da_suns_fan__]

Bump. Anyone play "Swallowing the Spurs" last night?

We had two "Go Spurs Go!" moments in the final minute (The Ginobili flop and Duncan showing his palms in protest)!!!

[baseline bum]

I miss the good old days of taking a shot on every Malik Rose pumpfake.

[Walter Craparita]

Just got back from my AA meeting and apparently they have a Suns Drinking Game.

According to them, one is free to drink themselves drunk the entirety of the following year the Suns win a championship. They say it does wonders for the end goal.

[T Park]

Wanna really get wasted?

Do a shot for everytime D'Antoni does that childish hand on one hip pointing to the floor repeatedly while shouting foul language and his usual retardation.

[101A]

If youre like me (and looking at the attendance for tonights Spurs game, you probably are), you have a hard time watching a Spurs game unless they're playing the Suns.

But tonight is opening night and the Spurs kick off the season! The excitement of a new season should be enough to hold our interest, right?

My guess is after about ten minutes, most of you will get tired of waiting for SOMETHING to happen and will switch the channel.

But I have a solution to the NBA's problems!

Swallowing the Spurs!

The drinking game that will do for the NBA what GAMBLING has done for the NFL!

RULES:

1. This is a multi-player game.

2. Start off with one bottle of your favorite liquor and as much beer as possible.

3. Each player gets a turn "round-robin" style.

4. Game can only be played during a nationally televised Spurs game.

5. When the next "Go Spurs Go moment" happens during your turn, you must stand up and shout "GO SPURS GO", drink the respective amount of alcohol (see below), and your turn is then over.

5. The game continues until someone passes out or the Spurs game ends.





GO SPURS GO MOMENTS:

1) If Tim Duncan holds the ball for five straight seconds without doing anything, you drink half a beer (the suspenseful countdown from 5 to one is going to be awesome). :clap

2) If Manu Ginobili Hits the floor, you drink half a beer (regardless if he was flopping or not).

http://www.detroitbadboys.com/images/hunter-ginobili.jpg

3) If any Spurs argues a foul call by showing the ref his palms, you drink half a beer.

4) If any Spurs player celebrates a good play by making two fists in front of their chests, you drink half a beer.

http://www.wittemuseum.org/images/Game%20Dinner/Auction%20Items/spurs%20big%20sign.jpg

5) If Bruce Bowen undercuts a jump shooter, you drink an entire beer.

6) If the announcers inform us that in spite of what the score says, we're actually watching a good game, you take a shot.

http://proxy.espn.go.com/nba/boxscore?gameId=270612005

7) If the camera cuts to Eva Longoria in the stands, you take a shot (and you must chant "Go Evas Go" instead of the normal "Go Spurs Go").

8) If TWO "Go Spurs Go" Moments happen simultaneously, you must drink both amounts of liquor for each respective moment:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/220/519930567_1e4e5bf79d.jpg

Remember, friends don't let friends drink and drive! And above all, GO SPURS GO!!I like a good drinking game as much as the next guy, but, man...keep it simple; especially with half a beer at a pop!

You got to be able to remember the rules, after all.

[da_suns_fan__]

I like a good drinking game as much as the next guy, but, man...keep it simple; especially with half a beer at a pop!

You got to be able to remember the rules, after all.


There's only seven "GO SPURS GO" Moments. Print them out and hand them out to everyone if youre having trouble remembering.

[ShoogarBear]

Bump. Anyone play "Swallowing the Spurs" last night?
Yeah, the Grizzlies did.

They don't do it as well as the Suns, though.

[FromWayDowntown]

Yeah, the Grizzlies did.

They don't do it as well as the Suns, though.
Give Iavaroni some time, Shoog.

[SsKSpurs21]

LOL, this was actually pretty amusing. I am gonna give it a go sometime. maybe when we play the rockets or mavs. haha

[da_suns_fan__]

Bump.

Anyone going to the Spurs game tonight?

I'd love to see some "We're Swallowing the Spurs" signs in the audience.

[batboy]

Bump.

Anyone going to the Spurs game tonight?

I'd love to see some "We're Swallowing the Spurs" signs in the audience.


:wakeup They look like this:

http://www.nba.com/media/suns/Suns_Wives_Logo_475.jpg

[manufor3]

okay then