View Full Version : Instructions on beating your wife...
tlongII
11-02-2007, 02:05 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,307680,00.html
Move over, Dr. Phil, there's a new relationship expert in town.
He's Saudi author and cleric, "Dr." Muhammad Al-'Arifi, who in a remarkable segment broadcast on Saudi and Kuwaiti television in September, counseled young Muslim men on how to treat their wives.
"Admonish them – once, twice, three times, four times, ten times," he advised. "If this doesn't help, refuse to share their beds."
And if that doesn't work?
"Beat them," one of his three young advisees responded.
"That's right," Al-'Arifi said.
He goes on to calmly explain to the young men that hitting their future wives in the face is a no-no.
"Beating in the face is forbidden, even when it comes to animals," he explained. "Even if you want your camel or donkey to start walking, you are not allowed to beat it in the face. If this is true for animals, it is all the more true when it comes to humans. So beatings should be light and not in the face."
His final words of wisdom?
"Woman, it has gone too far. I can't bear it anymore," he tells the men to tell their wives. "If he beats her, the beatings must be light and must not make her face ugly.
"He must beat her where it will not leave marks. He should not beat her on the hand... He should beat her in some places where it will not cause any damage. He should not beat her like he would beat an animal or a child -- slapping them right and left.
"Unfortunately, many husbands beat their wives only when they get mad, and when they start beating, it as if they are punching a wall – they beat with their hands, right and left, and sometimes use their feet. Brother, it is a human being you are beating. This is forbidden. He must not do this."
Take that, Match.com!
T Park
11-02-2007, 02:12 PM
Ya know about 60% of the Iraqi population is gay..
They just use the women for "child making"
At least thats what I hear reported about over there from some of my buddies who came back from Iraq..
sa_butta
11-02-2007, 02:14 PM
Ya know about 60% of the Iraqi population is gay..
They just use the women for "child making"
At least thats what I hear reported about over there from some of my buddies who came back from Iraq..I saw something on Tv not too long ago that there is an overwhelming number of men who enjoy dressing as women as well.
:lol
I love the last 2-3 paragraphs.
peewee's lovechild
11-02-2007, 02:28 PM
Shit, that sounded like my grandfather.
clambake
11-02-2007, 02:45 PM
I saw something on Tv not too long ago that there is an overwhelming number of men who enjoy dressing as women as well.
then rudy is their man.
T Park
11-02-2007, 02:53 PM
My buddy said that the soldiers they are training, you go to their barracks, and all the beds are pushed together.
They all wondered, what the heck, then they came by for an inspection at 2 am.
Suprised, to say they were, would be an understatement...
clambake
11-02-2007, 02:56 PM
My buddy said that the soldiers they are training, you go to their barracks, and all the beds are pushed together.
They all wondered, what the heck, then they came by for an inspection at 2 am.
Suprised, to say they were, would be an understatement...
"Are either of you homosexual?"
"No, but we're willing to learn."
"Will they send us some place special?"
peewee's lovechild
11-02-2007, 03:05 PM
"Are either of you homosexual?"
"No, but we're willing to learn."
"Will they send us some place special?"
:lol :lol :lol
T Park
11-02-2007, 03:07 PM
:lol
What movie was that from?
BacktoBasics
11-02-2007, 03:09 PM
Finally someone who "gets it".
clambake
11-02-2007, 03:11 PM
:lol
What movie was that from?
Stripes
peewee's lovechild
11-02-2007, 03:15 PM
Bill Murray is pure genius.
T Park
11-02-2007, 03:15 PM
I'll have to check that out.
samikeyp
11-02-2007, 03:15 PM
Stripes rocks.
desflood
11-02-2007, 03:45 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,307680,00.html
"Admonish them – once, twice, three times, four times, ten times," he advised. "If this doesn't help, refuse to share their beds."
What a horrible "punishment". :rolleyes
:lol
thispego
11-02-2007, 04:05 PM
for real, if there is a better way to teach women how to behave I'd like to hear it
My buddy said that the soldiers they are training, you go to their barracks, and all the beds are pushed together.
They all wondered, what the heck, then they came by for an inspection at 2 am.
Suprised, to say they were, would be an understatement...
So that automatically makes 60% of the Iraqi population gay? :lol
T Park
11-02-2007, 05:24 PM
So that automatically makes 60% of the Iraqi population gay?
Link to where I said it did?
No it doesnt.
Its from the research they've done, and by talking to the people.
Link to where I said it did?
No it doesnt.
Its from the research they've done, and by talking to the people.
Ya know about 60% of the Iraqi population is gay..
They just use the women for "child making"
At least thats what I hear reported about over there from some of my buddies who came back from Iraq..
I'd like to see the official reports of Iraqi Muslims admitting they are gay. If those reports were official and out we'd have seen 60% of Iraqi's stoned to death. :lol
tlongII
11-02-2007, 05:35 PM
pwnage!
Borosai
11-02-2007, 05:49 PM
Muhammad Al-'Arifi + Chazz Reinhold = The Perfect Man
"Woman, it has gone too far. I can't bear it anymore. The meat loaf! Fuck!"
T Park
11-02-2007, 06:16 PM
I'd like to see the official reports of Iraqi Muslims admitting they are gay. If those reports were official and out we'd have seen 60% of Iraqi's stoned to death
So nwo youw ant official reports? :rolleyes get over yourself.
Extra Stout
11-02-2007, 06:26 PM
Sodomy is not the most revered pasttime in the Arab Muslim world. Pederasty is.
So nwo youw ant official reports? :rolleyes get over yourself.
You're the one who said they did reports and research over there.......I presume if the military does research it should have been published.
Sodomy is not the most revered pasttime in the Arab Muslim world. Pederasty is.
Catholicism comes to mind before the Arab world does.
easjer
11-02-2007, 07:11 PM
There is a whole movement called domestic discipline that would really get behind this guy's statements. It's predicated on head of household (generally the man) and that HOH setting rules and making sure the entire family, including the wife sticks to them. Often, failure to do an assigned chore or disobedience results in punishment, usually of the corporal kind. But, they are very quick to point out, a spanking is not the same thing as a beating. Beating and abuse are wrong.
It's not something I can claim to fully understand and not something I endorse, just an interesting sidenote to what had been posted.
Extra Stout
11-03-2007, 12:15 AM
Catholicism comes to mind before the Arab world does.
In Islam, anyone with means keeps a boy toy, as opposed to the RCC, where it's the domain of the clergy.
Most Janissaries started out as sex slaves for the sultans.
In Islam, anyone with means keeps a boy toy, as opposed to the RCC, where it's the domain of the clergy.
Most Janissaries started out as sex slaves for the sultans.
Well, in contemporary times Catholicism comes to mind first and I thought Jannissaries were dhimmi soldiers? Anyways, kind of ironic, because both religons condemn it.
I just wasted a good 3 minutes reading the Wikipedia page for Pederasty. :lol :depressed
T Park
11-03-2007, 01:41 AM
You're the one who said they did reports and research over there.......I presume if the military does research it should have been published.
Sorry that Im not privy to Navy Seal's research and studies.
thothmela
11-03-2007, 12:52 PM
is there anyone here that gets pwned more than tpark?
e20 asked a simple question and now he is backing off
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