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    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,307680,00.html


    Move over, Dr. Phil, there's a new relationship expert in town.

    He's Saudi author and cleric, "Dr." Muhammad Al-'Arifi, who in a remarkable segment broadcast on Saudi and Kuwaiti television in September, counseled young Muslim men on how to treat their wives.

    "Admonish them – once, twice, three times, four times, ten times," he advised. "If this doesn't help, refuse to share their beds."

    And if that doesn't work?

    "Beat them," one of his three young advisees responded.

    "That's right," Al-'Arifi said.

    He goes on to calmly explain to the young men that hitting their future wives in the face is a no-no.

    "Beating in the face is forbidden, even when it comes to animals," he explained. "Even if you want your camel or donkey to start walking, you are not allowed to beat it in the face. If this is true for animals, it is all the more true when it comes to humans. So beatings should be light and not in the face."

    His final words of wisdom?

    "Woman, it has gone too far. I can't bear it anymore," he tells the men to tell their wives. "If he beats her, the beatings must be light and must not make her face ugly.

    "He must beat her where it will not leave marks. He should not beat her on the hand... He should beat her in some places where it will not cause any damage. He should not beat her like he would beat an animal or a child -- slapping them right and left.

    "Unfortunately, many husbands beat their wives only when they get mad, and when they start beating, it as if they are punching a wall – they beat with their hands, right and left, and sometimes use their feet. Brother, it is a human being you are beating. This is forbidden. He must not do this."

    Take that, Match.com!

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    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    Ya know about 60% of the Iraqi population is gay..

    They just use the women for "child making"

    At least thats what I hear reported about over there from some of my buddies who came back from Iraq..

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    I'm on a roll sa_butta's Avatar
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    Ya know about 60% of the Iraqi population is gay..

    They just use the women for "child making"

    At least thats what I hear reported about over there from some of my buddies who came back from Iraq..
    I saw something on Tv not too long ago that there is an overwhelming number of men who enjoy dressing as women as well.

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    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    I love the last 2-3 paragraphs.

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    , that sounded like my grandfather.

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    i hunt fenced animals clambake's Avatar
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    I saw something on Tv not too long ago that there is an overwhelming number of men who enjoy dressing as women as well.
    then rudy is their man.

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    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    My buddy said that the soldiers they are training, you go to their barracks, and all the beds are pushed together.

    They all wondered, what the heck, then they came by for an inspection at 2 am.

    Suprised, to say they were, would be an understatement...

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    i hunt fenced animals clambake's Avatar
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    My buddy said that the soldiers they are training, you go to their barracks, and all the beds are pushed together.

    They all wondered, what the heck, then they came by for an inspection at 2 am.

    Suprised, to say they were, would be an understatement...
    "Are either of you sexual?"
    "No, but we're willing to learn."
    "Will they send us some place special?"

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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    "Are either of you sexual?"
    "No, but we're willing to learn."
    "Will they send us some place special?"


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    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    What movie was that from?

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    Forum Official Personal Life Coach BacktoBasics's Avatar
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    Finally someone who "gets it".

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    i hunt fenced animals clambake's Avatar
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    What movie was that from?
    Stripes

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    Bill Murray is pure genius.

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    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    I'll have to check that out.

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    Stripes rocks.

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    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,307680,00.html
    "Admonish them – once, twice, three times, four times, ten times," he advised. "If this doesn't help, refuse to share their beds."
    What a horrible "punishment".


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    NBA = RIGGED thispego's Avatar
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    for real, if there is a better way to teach women how to behave I'd like to hear it

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    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    My buddy said that the soldiers they are training, you go to their barracks, and all the beds are pushed together.

    They all wondered, what the heck, then they came by for an inspection at 2 am.

    Suprised, to say they were, would be an understatement...
    So that automatically makes 60% of the Iraqi population gay?

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    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    So that automatically makes 60% of the Iraqi population gay?
    Link to where I said it did?

    No it doesnt.

    Its from the research they've done, and by talking to the people.

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    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    Link to where I said it did?

    No it doesnt.

    Its from the research they've done, and by talking to the people.
    Ya know about 60% of the Iraqi population is gay..

    They just use the women for "child making"

    At least thats what I hear reported about over there from some of my buddies who came back from Iraq..
    I'd like to see the official reports of Iraqi Muslims admitting they are gay. If those reports were official and out we'd have seen 60% of Iraqi's stoned to death.

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    pwnage!

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    You down wit' O.C.D.? Borosai's Avatar
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    Muhammad Al-'Arifi + Chazz Reinhold = The Perfect Man

    "Woman, it has gone too far. I can't bear it anymore. The meat loaf! !"

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    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    I'd like to see the official reports of Iraqi Muslims admitting they are gay. If those reports were official and out we'd have seen 60% of Iraqi's stoned to death
    So nwo youw ant official reports? get over yourself.

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    Sodomy is not the most revered pasttime in the Arab Muslim world. Pederasty is.

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    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    So nwo youw ant official reports? get over yourself.
    You're the one who said they did reports and research over there.......I presume if the military does research it should have been published.
    Sodomy is not the most revered pasttime in the Arab Muslim world. Pederasty is.
    Catholicism comes to mind before the Arab world does.

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