BacktoBasics
12-28-2007, 05:31 PM
I just frustrated this old man. I don't even know why he got frustrated but he did. I swear on my life this is almost word for word how it went down. This is the kind of shit that drives me to drink. To think this is actually pretty bland for a typical conversation with these people.
Old Fucker: You got a parts department? Do you sell Generators?
Me: Yeah we got two this 4k watt and this 5.5K watt.
Old Douche: I wouldn't pay five cents for that 5.5K its a shitty brand see here (insert 10 minute dialog of shit I not only don't care about but have a hard time comprehending because he's babbling in circles).
Me: :rolleyes but if you only paid five cents you could put it on Ebay re-sell it and make a killing. Probably even enough to buy the one you want and still pocket some cash.
Old Dick: What the hell is Ebay?
Me: Its a place to put your stuff up for sale. Kinda like a giant garage sale on the internet consisting of million of people. Basically a flea market.
Old Guy: How much do you think I could get for it?
Me: A lot more than five cents I bet.
Old Dumbass: (Stern Look) So you'll sell me this for five cents smart guy?
Me: I could, it is the Christmas season but you already said you wouldn't pay five cents for it and I'm not going to 3 or 4.
Old Stupid Fuck: Well how much then.
Me: 3,250.00 bucks.
Old Annoying Bastard: This is ridiculous blah blah blah :smchode: .
Me: You're telling me, non of this conversation amounted to anything.
Old Feller: I'll sleep on it.
Me: :jack Call me when you've made a decision.
Old Fucker: You got a parts department? Do you sell Generators?
Me: Yeah we got two this 4k watt and this 5.5K watt.
Old Douche: I wouldn't pay five cents for that 5.5K its a shitty brand see here (insert 10 minute dialog of shit I not only don't care about but have a hard time comprehending because he's babbling in circles).
Me: :rolleyes but if you only paid five cents you could put it on Ebay re-sell it and make a killing. Probably even enough to buy the one you want and still pocket some cash.
Old Dick: What the hell is Ebay?
Me: Its a place to put your stuff up for sale. Kinda like a giant garage sale on the internet consisting of million of people. Basically a flea market.
Old Guy: How much do you think I could get for it?
Me: A lot more than five cents I bet.
Old Dumbass: (Stern Look) So you'll sell me this for five cents smart guy?
Me: I could, it is the Christmas season but you already said you wouldn't pay five cents for it and I'm not going to 3 or 4.
Old Stupid Fuck: Well how much then.
Me: 3,250.00 bucks.
Old Annoying Bastard: This is ridiculous blah blah blah :smchode: .
Me: You're telling me, non of this conversation amounted to anything.
Old Feller: I'll sleep on it.
Me: :jack Call me when you've made a decision.