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    Forum Official Personal Life Coach BacktoBasics's Avatar
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    I just frustrated this old man. I don't even know why he got frustrated but he did. I swear on my life this is almost word for word how it went down. This is the kind of that drives me to drink. To think this is actually pretty bland for a typical conversation with these people.

    Old er: You got a parts department? Do you sell Generators?

    Me: Yeah we got two this 4k watt and this 5.5K watt.

    Old : I wouldn't pay five cents for that 5.5K its a ty brand see here (insert 10 minute dialog of I not only don't care about but have a hard time comprehending because he's babbling in circles).

    Me: but if you only paid five cents you could put it on Ebay re-sell it and make a killing. Probably even enough to buy the one you want and still pocket some cash.

    Old : What the is Ebay?

    Me: Its a place to put your stuff up for sale. Kinda like a giant garage sale on the internet consisting of million of people. Basically a flea market.

    Old Guy: How much do you think I could get for it?

    Me: A lot more than five cents I bet.

    Old Dumbass: (Stern Look) So you'll sell me this for five cents smart guy?

    Me: I could, it is the Christmas season but you already said you wouldn't pay five cents for it and I'm not going to 3 or 4.

    Old Stupid : Well how much then.

    Me: 3,250.00 bucks.

    Old Annoying Bas : This is ridiculous blah blah blah .

    Me: You're telling me, non of this conversation amounted to anything.

    Old Feller: I'll sleep on it.

    Me: Call me when you've made a decision.

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    I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge atxrocker's Avatar
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    i hate dealing with the ing public

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    Chopper Ed Helicopter Jones's Avatar
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    I'm debating over a buying generator and just had to deal with this disrespectful punk kid.

    If he thinks I'm paying $3,250 for such a crappy generator he's out of his frickin' mind.


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    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    I'm debating over a buying generator and just had to deal with this disrespectful punk kid.

    If he thinks I'm paying $3,250 for such a crappy generator he's out of his frickin' mind.




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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Any chance the old geezer is a diabetic?

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    Home of the Brave curtismedellin's Avatar
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    LMFAO.... how many other adjectives do you have to describe old dudes???

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    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    What would be funnier is if the old guy is bragging to his friends.

    "Theres this dumbass kid I met that I totally ed with..."

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    NostraSpurMus phxspurfan's Avatar
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    I think the old guy out-foxed you with his cheesy logic.

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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    LOL

    Thats pretty damn funny but not as funny as EJ's and even Tparks responses.

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    I bet the old guy can get a six-pack from HEB whenever he wants.

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    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    I bet the old guy can get a six-pack from HEB whenever he wants.
    man thats a scorcher

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    Forum Official Personal Life Coach BacktoBasics's Avatar
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    I bet the old guy can get a six-pack from HEB whenever he wants.
    A+ now thats bringing back an old one. Nice work.

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