I found this gem on a NBA board [Archive]

Aggie Hoopsfan

01-02-2005, 08:34 PM

I found this gem on NBA.com

WESTERN W L PCT GB Conf Div Home Road L 10 Streak
Phoenix 1 25 4 0.862 0.0 14-3 4-1 13-2 12-2 9-1 Won 1
San Antonio 2 25 6 0.806 0.0 13-4 3-2 14-1 11-5 9-1 Won 5
Seattle 3 22 6 0.786 0.0 13-3 6-1 11-3 11-3 7-3 Won 2
Sacramento 4 18 9 0.667 6.0 9-8 2-2 11-4 7-5 6-4 Won 1
Dallas 5 19 10 0.655 5.0 11-7 5-2 9-6 10-4 7-3 Won 2
Minnesota 6 16 12 0.571 6.0 12-5 1-2 8-4 8-8 4-6 Lost 2
L.A. Lakers 7 15 12 0.556 9.0 9-8 4-3 10-6 5-6 5-5 Won 1

Die troll.

Sense

01-02-2005, 08:37 PM

Wow, these Laker idiots can't get worse with insults, why dont you make them up yourself?

Btw, why in the WORLD, would you come to a Spurs Talk forum to post this shit?

Seriously what's in your mind?

td4mvp21

01-02-2005, 08:45 PM

I think that LakerGod meant that it was stupid......

thispego

01-02-2005, 08:47 PM

This shit is so funny! I couldn't resist a good laugh. :lol

http://p089.ezboard.com/finsidehoopsfrm1.showMessage?topicID=45229.topic

LOL :lol
good one lakertwat, i knew you'd find a way to sneak in here w/ a post without the Spurs losing. it's cool, what day will it be? tuesday? that the laker will be handed his most embarrassing loss of the season? :rollin

Sense

01-02-2005, 08:49 PM

I think that LakerGod meant that it was stupid......

A lakerfan always hates the spurs...

LakerGod didnt mean it was stupid, and even though lakergod will make a post saying he/she did.... it's bs.

Gotta hate them Lakerfans.

td4mvp21

01-02-2005, 08:50 PM

Well i normally do :lol but i was just giving him/her the benefit of the doubt. im new here so i dont really know but i am a lakers hater :spin

GINNNNNNNNNNNNOBILI

01-02-2005, 08:52 PM

calm down guys, i thought it was pretty funny

http://p089.ezboard.com/finsidehoopsfrm1.showMessage?topicID=45228.topic

this one was even funnier

RobinsontoDuncan

01-02-2005, 08:58 PM

wtf do they call us the mermaids? spurs=cowboys.... wtf?

thispego

01-02-2005, 09:00 PM

calm down guys, i thought it was pretty funny

http://p089.ezboard.com/finsidehoopsfrm1.showMessage?topicID=45228.topic

this one was even funnier

LOLOL, funny? yes.

but if i want to see posts from other sites, i'll visit other sites.
envy is a stinky cologne.

Rummpd

01-02-2005, 09:01 PM

Dear Laker Fraud:

The only foul discrepancy is that of Kobe Bryant who often gets to the line more than the opposite team. What BS.

MadDoc

Experiment2100

01-02-2005, 09:02 PM

wtf do they call us the mermaids? spurs=cowboys.... wtf?

Mermaids is a name that the trolls use on the ESPN message boards, it stems from a Jim Rome quote. Lakergod is known over there as a poster called asterisk_rules, he originated it. Hitman is a wannabe Lakergod.

PM5K

01-02-2005, 09:03 PM

Hey I can understand that even though the Spurs are the best team in the league there are people who won't agree, but how on earth can you post something so absurd as this:

Webber - Duncan
Advantage: Even. Webber isn't the same player he used to be. Duncan really struggling right now. I think that the Clippers game was the first time that he has scored 20+ points in his last seven games. Not good.

Hello, in their past seven games they have gone six and one with an average margin of victory of twenty points. Since apparently this guy doesn't know shit I'll clue him in, your big guns don't play in garbage time, and when you beat teams as badly as the Spurs have you wind up with a lot of garbage time.

Tim isn't scoring a lot because he isn't playing a lot because the Spurs are blowing teams out.....

GINNNNNNNNNNNNOBILI

01-02-2005, 09:20 PM

thats what makes it so funny

RobinsontoDuncan

01-02-2005, 09:25 PM

he is playing 32 minutes a game, i think tim isnt scoring in bulk more because the spurs have the talent to diversify their offense.

slayermin

01-02-2005, 10:17 PM

Spurs are coasting and still playing .800 ball.

I kinda of like Pop being feisty. He is trying to keep this team motivated. It's gotta be tough when you play an 82 game regular season.

LakerGod

01-03-2005, 12:59 AM

Well, the guy who wrote this was right on some fragments of his post.

BTW

Parker was on fire!

He scored 7 fantastic points!

LakerGod

01-03-2005, 01:01 AM

Mermaids is a name that the trolls use on the ESPN message boards, it stems from a Jim Rome quote. Lakergod is known over there as a poster called asterisk_rules, he originated it. Hitman is a wannabe Lakergod.What are you talking about?

I never post on ESPN boards because they suck.

Experiment2100

01-03-2005, 01:02 AM

What are you talking about?

I never post on ESPN boards because they suck.

Now now asterisk it's not right to lie like that.

GoSpurs21

01-03-2005, 01:03 AM

This shit is so funny! I couldn't resist a good laugh. :lol

http://p089.ezboard.com/finsidehoopsfrm1.showMessage?topicID=45229.topicwo w lakergod finally got his head out of his ass...there is a Santa Claus...he answered lakergod's wish and pulled his head out of his ass

LakerGod

01-03-2005, 01:06 AM

Now now asterisk it's not right to lie like that.
I'm not lying, I don't like the ESPN boards, I post on different boards like LG.net, Kingsfans, Pacers Digest, Clutch.net (Rockets board) but never on ESPN boards.

Experiment2100

01-03-2005, 01:07 AM

I'm not lying, I don't like the ESPN boards, I post on different boards like LG.net, Kingsfans, Pacers Digest, Clutch.net (Rockets board) but never on ESPN boards.

As Lakergod maybe, but I really don't want to have to expose you in front of all these nice people.

LakerGod

01-03-2005, 01:10 AM

As Lakergod maybe, but I really don't want to have to expose you in front of all these nice people.Expose me?

of what?

Don't blame me for other people who don't like the Spurs, I actually like to be here discussing intelligent basketball even if sometimes you get hurt by my wisdom.

Solid D

01-03-2005, 01:12 AM

LakerGod

01-03-2005, 01:14 AM

Mermaids is a reference to David Robinson's favorite movie being listed in Sports Illustrated for Kids as "The Little Mermaid". Jim Rome played that up with reference to David.

Silly, 6th grade humor.
You're right about that but I also heard that is because they are a soft basketball club.

Solid D

01-03-2005, 01:29 AM

:lol Chris Mihm

Solid D

01-03-2005, 01:31 AM

http://www.24sec.net/images/lib/Logos/video.gif

Let this burn into your retina.

Experiment2100

01-03-2005, 01:38 AM

So Lakergod are you saying you never go to the ESPN boards, cause if that's the case I apologize for any mistakes I made.

Solid D

01-03-2005, 01:40 AM

http://www.nba.com/media/lakers/season_spotlight_041215.jpg

I think it's past his bedtime.

Man In Black

01-03-2005, 03:09 AM

The LakerFraud makes me laugh.

Pathetic just like the Lakers Defense.

Kaster

01-03-2005, 03:09 AM

Expose me?

of what?

Don't blame me for other people who don't like the Spurs, I actually like to be here discussing intelligent basketball even if sometimes you get hurt by my wisdom.

My scrotum juice comes up with more intelligent discussions on a daily basis than your sorry has excuse for a brain has come up with in it's entire pathetic life.

Kaster

01-03-2005, 03:11 AM

Pathetic just like the Lakers Defense.

Something else that is also pathetic are your laughable attempts at mediation and fair analysis on Laker boards.

LakerGod

01-03-2005, 05:13 AM

My scrotum juice comes up with more intelligent discussions on a daily basis than your sorry has excuse for a brain has come up with in it's entire pathetic life.
Kaster just kill yourself and quit kissing spurs butt.

LakerGod

01-03-2005, 05:34 AM

I found this gem on NBA.com

Die troll.
Actually the Heat just moved up in the standings to a second best in the whole NBA.

Slo spurs fan

01-03-2005, 05:43 AM

So you are now a Heatfuckgod?

Sense

01-03-2005, 05:44 AM

Actually the Heat just moved up in the standings to a second best in the whole NBA.

WTF?

The head second best in the NBA?

Not really, the heat are 4th still...

Suns are first, Sonics are second now, Spurs are third and the Heat are fourth..

BTW, the idiots making those standings are idiots...not putting the spurs at 1 after they Owned the Suns...

I don't know why we all bother with these Lakermongeronballs' beotches.

I say we burn kobe.

dcole50

01-03-2005, 05:51 AM

Don't blame me for other people who don't like the Spurs, I actually like to be here discussing intelligent basketball even if sometimes you get hurt by my wisdom.

I need to remember not to open any more threads you have started because your "wisdom" is asinine and it's a waste of everyone's time.

Go watch classic Laker games before the team sold their soul and chances at a title in order to keep Kobe happy.

LakerGod

01-03-2005, 06:07 AM

WTF?

The head second best in the NBA?

Not really, the heat are 4th still...

Suns are first, Sonics are second now, Spurs are third and the Heat are fourth..

BTW, the idiots making those standings are idiots...not putting the spurs at 1 after they Owned the Suns...

I don't know why we all bother with these Lakermongeronballs' beotches.

I say we burn kobe.
Are you this stupid?

Sense

01-03-2005, 06:09 AM

Are you this stupid?

Are you?

angel_luv

01-03-2005, 08:12 AM

I found this gem on NBA.com

Die troll.

Let em know! :lol

SpursWoman

01-03-2005, 10:48 AM

http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v55/-NoQuarter-/T-Quack.gif

ROFLMFAO @ TMacsOneGoodEye

Slo spurs fan

01-03-2005, 01:37 PM

:lmao @SW

gophergeorge

01-03-2005, 01:46 PM

You're right about that but I also heard that is because they are a soft basketball club.

I heard your Mom is a crackhead, but that doesn't make it so...

Man In Black

01-03-2005, 08:39 PM

Something else that is also pathetic are your laughable attempts at mediation and fair analysis on Laker boards.

Anytime you want to debate the merits of your team Kaster...I'm game. Bring it. 42-47 games won MAX with the team as constructed right now.

Kobe is doing an awesome impersonation of TMAC right now. Lucky for him, he has a healthy Lamar Odom as his sidekick instead of an oft-injured Grant Hill.

It don't mean anything though. Mediocrity is the la"K"ers.