early tax return!! (i got screwed)

[stress]

:wtf

[ashbeeigh]

In English?

[stress]

it is dick

[Beno Udrih]

In English?
Bitch you can't read???

[stress]

small dick

[Pistons < Spurs]

translation please!

[Beno Udrih]

Bitch you can't read???

[midgetonadonkey]

So you sucked a dick and didn't get paid?

[stress]

dont go there thats all

[midgetonadonkey]

So I guess that was the case.

You should ask for cash up front from now on.

[stress]

i did but no dice

[stress]

wow you guys are queers

[midgetonadonkey]

So you sucked dick, didn't get paid and still got fucked in the ass in the end?

Wow, it must've been a long night.

[midgetonadonkey]

maybe midge, but i'm not the one sucking dick in return for a screwing

Nor am I. He is the one sucking dick for free and getting ass fucked in the end.

[stress]

this has got really weird imm let you two guys sort this cock convo to your selfs you bunch of forskin licking tummy sticks playing queers

[midgetonadonkey]

What the hell are tummy sticks?

[midgetonadonkey]

I guess it's queer lingo.

[Nbadan]

I speak jive....well as we all know dere be no mo'e anticipashun loans due t'all de banks digtin' f*! Right on!#&d last year. Ah be baaad...But likes many ah' searched fo' dat one place dat could help me! Preach it loud, bruddah!i gots bills sucka's so's check dis crap some co wo'ka' of mine tells me she found some place so's i wuz likes hell yeah wuz? on carolina and flo'ida waaay down soud presa ah' wuz likes whut ! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Right on! ah' from sa but damn wuz de hells dat ah' wuz already sceptical! Preach it loud, bruddah! but everyone fum wo'k wuz likes im goin' so's dey dun did.I wuznt and ah' wuz determined not t'but da damn evil green goblen gots mah' ass! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Right on! damn it so's i wentto de place be called eagle tax and scribblin'keepin' place looked shity and ah' felt kinda wo'ried it all felt staged joker if ya' know whut ah' mean likes some scam dey show on dateline behind da damn scenes uh de social security steala' fo'm equado'! Preach it loud, bruddah! and yeah man she had an accent ...so ah' wuz promised some check in 2 days bullshit ah' called no answa' caleed again no answa' ya' dig it ! Preach it loud, bruddah! so's i feel f u k e d ah' called irs dey said it too early t'detrimn den ah' called da damn bank dey deal wid dey said ah' had some missnatch on mah' return so's im likes shitttttttttttttttttttttttttt why me ! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Right on! dont go dere eagle tax im blowin' dat shit down damn it

[TDMVPDPOY]

this thread is useless without pics

pics of u sukn dik

[PakiDan]

So - Let Me Get This Straight.... Stress Sucked A Dick, Didn't Get Paid For It, So He Went To This Place To Buy Blow, But He Couldn't Because He Wasn't Paid For Sucking Dick? Wow - Tough Break Man.

[Extra Stout]

You know, I'm really surprised that happened to stress. Based upon his eloquent writing style, he strikes me as far too worldly and wise to fall into a trap like that.

[katyon6th]

The green makes you do stupid things. Never, ever go inside an establishment located on S. Presa. That's like a known fact.

[Sunshine]

I'm not reading all that. Punctuation and capitalization were invented for a reason.

[katyon6th]

People die on S. Presa. Daily.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

People should never get their taxes done by one of these fly-by-night tax preparers. Ultimately YOU are responsible for your taxes.

And NEVER do the rapid refund thing. There is always a built in fee associated with it, either deducted from the refund itself or built into the tax prep. The fee turns out to equate a significantly higher interest rate than if you just borrowed the money until your refund check arrived and then just repaid the loan.

It makes zero financial sense yet thousands of people do it.