What Blonde Ho Will Romo Be Banging Before Next Year's Cowboys Playoff Loss?

[monosylab1k]

Vote!

[resistanze]

Mary-Kate

[midgetonadonkey]

Matthew Mcconaughey

[CubanMustGo]

Paris Hilton

[peewee's lovechild]

If he's smart, he'll be banging Elisha Cuthbert.

[monosylab1k]

Paris Hilton
holy shit I dropped the ball worse than Patrick Crayton on this one. Paris Hilton is most definitely the winner here!

[JMarkJohns]

Phoenix stations reported that Leinart is with Paris.

[peewee's lovechild]

Phoenix stations reported that Leinart is with Paris.

Now that's fucking stupid.

[CubanMustGo]

Phoenix stations reported that Leinart is with Paris.

Three-way time. Paris would say "that's hot."

[monosylab1k]

plus, Paris Hilton changes boyfriends more often than she changes her underwear.

[peewee's lovechild]

plus, Paris Hilton changes boyfriends more often than she changes her underwear.

Hence the HIV she probably has.

Or maybe clamydia.

[Extra Stout]

plus, Paris Hilton changes boyfriends more often than she changes her underwear.
If that analogy were true, wouldn't she be single most of the time?

[monosylab1k]

If that analogy were true, wouldn't she be single most of the time?
:lol true, i didn't think of it that way.

[Whisky Dog]

A few weeks too late. Besides, a chick like Simpson is good for banging, and once you've banged her a few times the mystery is gone. All that's left is the "chicken of the sea" intellect.

I'm still waiting to hear what made Crayton, the entire defense, and the offensive line choke like little bitches in the 2nd half? Maybe they were busy thinking about Simpson's tits. What a bunch of pathetic chokers on that team.

[Whisky Dog]

shit, wrong thread.

[bostonguy]

If Romo goes after Paris, that will be a serious downgrade. Paris is not attractive at all not to mention her snatch is bigger than the 2007 Miami Dolphins run defense.

[CubanMustGo]

Wait, how could we forget Miss South Carolina ??

WALIARHHLII

[Viva Las Espuelas]

if he lays a finger or anything else on elisha i'll cash in my cowboys fan club card.

[GaryJohnston]

Lisa, a damn fine cop.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/team_america__world_police/ta4.jpg

[samikeyp]

You are assuming Paris wears underwear.

I have seen evidence to the contrary.

[ancestron]

Jerry Jones should chop Romo's pecker off.

[DaHorns]

Pamela is still hot, but she is starting to look a little ragged. i still wouldn't kick her out of bed for eatin' crackers though.........;)

[spursfan09]

Matthew Mcconaughey

ooh Nice! :spin

[T Park]

Scarlett Johansson, if hes smart.

[atxrocker]

Hayden Panettiere should be on this list. she kinda reminds me of carrie underwood.

[atxrocker]

plus apparently she likes to party :smokin

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e186/atxrocker/hayden-panettiere-breast-licker.jpg

[703 Spurz]

plus, Paris Hilton changes boyfriends more often than she changes her underwear.

But then that would mean she'd have the same boyfriend b/c that whore doesn't wear panties

[J.T.]

For lack of a Paris Hilton poll option, I voted for Elisha. Maybe Elisha can be the blonde ho that I'm banging before next year's Cowboys playoff loss.

[lefty]

Dirk Nowitzki, since he lives in Dallas

[inconvertible]

other