View Poll Results: Which one jinx's the Cowboys next year?

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  • Mischa Barton

    5 22.73%
  • Elisha Cuthbert

    9 40.91%
  • Cameron Diaz

    3 13.64%
  • Pamela Anderson

    5 22.73%
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  1. #1
    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    Vote!

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    CDs Nuts. resistanze's Avatar
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    Mary-Kate

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Matthew Mcconaughey

  4. #4
    Believe. CubanMustGo's Avatar
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    Paris Hilton

  5. #5
    If he's smart, he'll be banging Elisha Cuthbert.

  6. #6
    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    holy I dropped the ball worse than Patrick Crayton on this one. Paris Hilton is most definitely the winner here!

  7. #7
    Clever got me this far... JMarkJohns's Avatar
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    Phoenix stations reported that Leinart is with Paris.

  8. #8
    Phoenix stations reported that Leinart is with Paris.
    Now that's ing stupid.

  9. #9
    Believe. CubanMustGo's Avatar
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    Phoenix stations reported that Leinart is with Paris.
    Three-way time. Paris would say "that's hot."

  10. #10
    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    plus, Paris Hilton changes boyfriends more often than she changes her underwear.

  11. #11
    plus, Paris Hilton changes boyfriends more often than she changes her underwear.
    Hence the HIV she probably has.

    Or maybe clamydia.

  12. #12
    plus, Paris Hilton changes boyfriends more often than she changes her underwear.
    If that analogy were true, wouldn't she be single most of the time?

  13. #13
    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    If that analogy were true, wouldn't she be single most of the time?
    true, i didn't think of it that way.

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    Win. Whatever it Takes Whisky Dog's Avatar
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    A few weeks too late. Besides, a chick like Simpson is good for banging, and once you've banged her a few times the mystery is gone. All that's left is the "chicken of the sea" intellect.

    I'm still waiting to hear what made Crayton, the entire defense, and the offensive line choke like little es in the 2nd half? Maybe they were busy thinking about Simpson's s. What a bunch of pathetic chokers on that team.

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    Win. Whatever it Takes Whisky Dog's Avatar
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    , wrong thread.

  16. #16
    If Romo goes after Paris, that will be a serious downgrade. Paris is not attractive at all not to mention her snatch is bigger than the 2007 Miami Dolphins run defense.

  17. #17
    Believe. CubanMustGo's Avatar
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    Wait, how could we forget Miss South Carolina ??


  18. #18
    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    if he lays a finger or anything else on elisha i'll cash in my cowboys fan club card.

  19. #19
    I want some nasty GaryJohnston's Avatar
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    Lisa, a damn fine cop.


  20. #20
    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    You are assuming Paris wears underwear.

    I have seen evidence to the contrary.

  21. #21
    Appoggiatura ancestron's Avatar
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    Jerry Jones should chop Romo's pecker off.

  22. #22
    Pamela is still hot, but she is starting to look a little ragged. i still wouldn't kick her out of bed for eatin' crackers though.........

  23. #23
    ooh Nice!

  24. #24
    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    Scarlett Johansson, if hes smart.

  25. #25
    I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge atxrocker's Avatar
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    Hayden Panettiere should be on this list. she kinda reminds me of carrie underwood.

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