Advice Wanted- ( Serious answers please)

[marini martini]

Finally, he gets it. :lol

Seriously, I gotta get to bed, but we can continue tomorrow, if you wish.

Naw, fogetta' bout it :toast It ain't gonna work :lol

[CuckingFunt]

Finally, he gets it. :lol

Seriously, I gotta get to bed, but we can continue tomorrow, if you wish.Continue what?

I made a rather innocuous comment after one of your posts and you freaked out about it. It's up to you whether or not you choose to overreact.

[Fillmoe]

when did this thread get poppin? i will have to read it when i come back from the gym

[marini martini]

Continue what?

I made a rather innocuous comment after one of your posts and you freaked out about it. It's up to you whether or not you choose to overreact.

She didn't freak out! She is really cool :toast Seems like you are overreacting :toast

[atxrocker]

did you really have to use that emoticon twice for one sentence?

[E20]

This thread is flamboyantly homosexual.

[CuckingFunt]

This thread is flamboyantly homosexual.It is now.

[E20]

It is now.
Sooooorrrrrrrry, your thoughts/comments don't count.

[CuckingFunt]

Sooooorrrrrrrry, your thoughts/comments don't count.Then don't read them.

[E20]

Then don't read them.
I think you misunderstood. :lol

Your more than welcome to post and make comments, but they don't count or have any substance, because I'm better than you.

E20 > Cuckingfunt. Simple. :king

[CuckingFunt]

I think you misunderstood. :lol

Your more than welcome to post and make comments, but they don't count or have any substance, because I'm better than you.

E20 > Cuckingfunt. Simple. :kingNo. I understood just fine.

I just don't know why you'd bother continually replying to such insignificant opinions.

[E20]

No. I understood just fine.

I just don't know why you'd bother continually replying to such insignificant opinions.
Quite simple. :lol

By reading your inferior banter and jargon, it makes me feel better. Helps me sleep at night, I can safely say that I am superior to Cuckingfunt. So when I die I can know that I was better then CuckingFunt. :king

[CuckingFunt]

Quite simple. :lol

By reading your inferior banter and jargon, it makes me feel better. Helps me sleep at night, I can safely say that I am superior to Cuckingfunt. So when I die I can know that I was better then CuckingFunt. :kingThis, then, would make your assertion that my comments hold no significance untrue.

It would seem, in fact, as though my posts actually carry quite a bit of importance to you. Contributing to your delusion = substance.

[marini martini]

Quite simple. :lol

By reading your inferior banter and jargon, it makes me feel better. Helps me sleep at night, I can safely say that I am superior to Cuckingfunt. So when I die I can know that I was better then CuckingFunt. :king


:sleep :sleep :sleep

[florige]

Man this thread is hotter than the Quattro! :lol

[E20]

This, then, would make your assertion that my comments hold no significance untrue.

It would seem, in fact, as though my posts actually carry quite a bit of importance to you. Contributing to your delusion = substance.
Hmmmmm.......thick headed are we? :lol

Quite simple, although your comments have no siginifance, they are notable to read, because they support my reasoning that I am a better human being than you. So you are right in a way the only significant part about your comments are that they are insignifcant! Wow, I gotta give you props for this.

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/6245/34933148bn9.jpg

[E20]

:sleep :sleep :sleep
Stick to the :toast :toast .

[CuckingFunt]

although your comments have no siginifance, they are notable to readWhat other significance would there be on a message board?

[marini martini]

Stick to the :toast :toast .

Thans E20, I will :toast :toast :toast :toast :toast :toast :toast

[E20]

What other significance would there be on a message board?
:rolleyes
That's it, you just can't understand my level of knowledge and abstract thought process. You have a long way to go to achieve my internet superiority. Maybe in 20-30 years along the line. Keep trying though! The 1st step is to admitting that you are insignficant, so you are 1 step closer!

[CuckingFunt]

That's it, you just can't understand my level of knowledge and abstract thought process.
Yep. That's gotta be it.

Oh, how I long for internet superiority.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Would you two just fuck already?

[CuckingFunt]

Would you two just fuck already?I'm not interested.

And even if I was, I'm fairly certain that my pussy has almost zero in common with a milk carton. Therefore, E20 wouldn't be interested.

[E20]

I'm not interested.

And even if I was, I'm fairly certain that my pussy has almost zero in common with a milk carton. Therefore, E20 wouldn't be interested.
This is a stereotypical response. However, in reality it is:

CuckingFunt: Is honored by that comment and dreams about it.
E20: Is baffled.

Also, that milk carton/jug thing is a joke, that I made up and somehow it was bastardized to me fucking a milk jug.

[mrsmaalox]

Wait, my post made you comment, so is that amusing, too? Get over yourself. :rolleyes

:lmao Impossible! Sapphire dear, I'm afraid you must not be feeling the charm that is the Funt. It snipes and dishes out, but does not tolerate the same from anyone else. That would not be "amusing"! :rollin

[CuckingFunt]

:lmao Impossible! Sapphire dear, I'm afraid you must not be feeling the charm that is the Funt. It snipes and dishes out, but does not tolerate the same from anyone else. That would not be "amusing"! :rollinOh, please.

I can take it every bit as well as I dish it out, if not better.

I have no problem with what Sapphire said to me, nor do I question her right to say it, and I'm certainly not hurt by it. The ONLY comments that I made had to do with the fact that her reaction to me, and her tone with me, seemed to contradict how easily bothered she was by someone else's post.

That's it.

At no point have I expected, or even necessarily wanted, everyone here to love me or to be won over by my charms. I know good and well that there are certain aspects of my personality here that aren't particularly likeable, and I'm okay with that.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

which was???

http://www.ksat.com/news/15160457/detail.html

[mavs>spurs2]

http://www.ksat.com/news/15160457/detail.html

:lol That's just wrong..you're trying to scare her :devil

[Fillmoe]

lol @ everyone shitting on cuckingfunt.....

[TheSanityAnnex]

Oh, how I long for internet superiority.Your 10,000+ posts here, plus your 10,000+ plus posts at kingsfans.com, plus your 10,000+ plus posts at hermaphornot.com are a dead give-a-way.

[Sapphire]

Oh, please.

I can take it every bit as well as I dish it out, if not better.

I have no problem with what Sapphire said to me, nor do I question her right to say it, and I'm certainly not hurt by it. The ONLY comments that I made had to do with the fact that her reaction to me, and her tone with me, seemed to contradict how easily bothered she was by someone else's post.

That's it.

At no point have I expected, or even necessarily wanted, everyone here to love me or to be won over by my charms. I know good and well that there are certain aspects of my personality here that aren't particularly likeable, and I'm okay with that.
But you called ME out first. Twist it all you want--YOU overreacted to MY post. I could give 2, no 3 shits about your response(s). I merely said that KATY'S post, not one of yours, came across as a little harsh, TO ME.

You get off to this shit. It's almost pathetic. No, it is pathetic.

Feel free to respond. Not that a tsunami could stop you.

(Oh, and it's likable, no e in there.) Silly mistake for someone of your intellect.

[ploto]

(Oh, and it's likable, no e in there.) Silly mistake for someone of your intellect.
Actually both spellings for likable/likeable are acceptable.

Carry on....

[mrsmaalox]

Your 10,000+ posts here, plus your 10,000+ plus posts at kingsfans.com, plus your 10,000+ plus posts at hermaphornot.com are a dead give-a-way.

:lmao:lmao "hermaphornot.com"!!!

[LuvBones]

I made a rather innocuous comment after one of your posts and you freaked out about it. It's up to you whether or not you choose to overreact.

I don't know.. something about this comment makes me think of some nerdy guy.

and :lol @ E20 & SanityAnnex

[Jimcs50]

Angel's answering machine after they talk at work:

The guys name is Mike, let's say.


Angel's machine picks up: Hi, this is Angel. Leave a message]
Mike: Hi, uh, Angel, this is Mike. It was nice talking to you at work today. I just called to say that I had a great time... and you should call me tomorrow, or in two days, whatever. Anyway, my number is 210-555-4679 -
[the machine beeps]
Mike: [Mike calls back, the machine picks up]
Mike: Hi, Angel, this is Mike again. I just called cuz it sounded like your machine might've cut me off when I, before I finished leaving my number. Anyway, uh, and, y'know, and also, sorry to call so late, but you were still at the club when I left so I knew I'd get your machine. Anyhow, uh, my number's 21 -
[the machine beeps]
Mike: [Mike calls back; the machine picks up again]
Mike: 210-555-4679. That's it. I just wanna leave my number. I didn't want you to think I was weird or desperate, or... we should just hang out and see where it goes cuz it's nice and, y'know, no expectations. Ok? Thanks a lot. Bye bye.
[hangs up]
Mike: [Mike walks away from the phone... then walks back and calls again; once again, the machine picks up]
Mike: I just got out of a 6-year relationship, Ok? That should help explain why I'm acting so weird. I just wanted you to know that. It's not you, it's me. I'm sorry.... This is Mike.
[hangs up]
Mike: [Mike calls back, the machine picks up again]
Mike: Hi, Angel, this is Mike. Could you just call me when you get in? I'm gonna be up for awhile and I'd just rather speak to you in person instead of trying to fit it all into -
[the machine beeps]
Mike: Fuck!
[Mike calls back, gets the machine again]
Mike: Uh, Angel? Mike. It's uh, uh, it's just, uh, this just isn't working out. I think you're great, but maybe we should just take some time off from each other. It's not you, it's me. It's what I'm going through, alright? It's uh... it's only been 6 months -
Angel: [picks up] Mike?
Mike: [very cheerful] Angel? Great! Did you just walk in or were you listening all along?
Angel: Don't ever call me again.
[hangs up]
Mike: Wow. I guess you're home.

[ATRAIN]

Angel's answering machine after they talk at work:

The guys name is Mike, let's say.


Angel's machine picks up: Hi, this is Angel. Leave a message]
Mike: Hi, uh, Angel, this is Mike. It was nice talking to you at work today. I just called to say that I had a great time... and you should call me tomorrow, or in two days, whatever. Anyway, my number is 210-555-4679 -
[the machine beeps]
Mike: [Mike calls back, the machine picks up]
Mike: Hi, Angel, this is Mike again. I just called cuz it sounded like your machine might've cut me off when I, before I finished leaving my number. Anyway, uh, and, y'know, and also, sorry to call so late, but you were still at the club when I left so I knew I'd get your machine. Anyhow, uh, my number's 21 -
[the machine beeps]
Mike: [Mike calls back; the machine picks up again]
Mike: 210-555-4679. That's it. I just wanna leave my number. I didn't want you to think I was weird or desperate, or... we should just hang out and see where it goes cuz it's nice and, y'know, no expectations. Ok? Thanks a lot. Bye bye.
[hangs up]
Mike: [Mike walks away from the phone... then walks back and calls again; once again, the machine picks up]
Mike: I just got out of a 6-year relationship, Ok? That should help explain why I'm acting so weird. I just wanted you to know that. It's not you, it's me. I'm sorry.... This is Mike.
[hangs up]
Mike: [Mike calls back, the machine picks up again]
Mike: Hi, Angel, this is Mike. Could you just call me when you get in? I'm gonna be up for awhile and I'd just rather speak to you in person instead of trying to fit it all into -
[the machine beeps]
Mike: Fuck!
[Mike calls back, gets the machine again]
Mike: Uh, Angel? Mike. It's uh, uh, it's just, uh, this just isn't working out. I think you're great, but maybe we should just take some time off from each other. It's not you, it's me. It's what I'm going through, alright? It's uh... it's only been 6 months -
Angel: [picks up] Mike?
Mike: [very cheerful] Angel? Great! Did you just walk in or were you listening all along?
Angel: Don't ever call me again.
[hangs up]
Mike: Wow. I guess you're home.


Your so money you don't even know it!!

[CuckingFunt]

Your 10,000+ posts here, plus your 10,000+ plus posts at kingsfans.com, plus your 10,000+ plus posts at hermaphornot.com are a dead give-a-way.
I haven't got anywhere near 10,000 posts at Kingsfans.com.

And I didn't even realize that I'd reached that here until you just mentioned it.

[CuckingFunt]

But you called ME out first. Twist it all you want--YOU overreacted to MY post. I could give 2, no 3 shits about your response(s). I merely said that KATY'S post, not one of yours, came across as a little harsh, TO ME.

You get off to this shit. It's almost pathetic. No, it is pathetic.

Feel free to respond. Not that a tsunami could stop you.

(Oh, and it's likable, no e in there.) Silly mistake for someone of your intellect.
Mentioning that I didn't see what was so objectionable about katy's post is hardly calling you out. My comment wasn't about YOU at all, only about the fact that YOUR REACTION confused me.

[Bigzax]

they'll end up married. i feel it in my loins. they are never wrong. :tu

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

How about if I wait six weeks to call. I could tell her I found her number while I was cleaning out my wallet, I can't remember where we met. I'll ask her what she looks like and then I'll ask her if we fucked. How about that? Would that be money?

[CuckingFunt]

Swingers = fantastic.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Swingers = fantastic.

I know what I'm watching again when I get home tonight.

[CuckingFunt]

I know what I'm watching again when I get home tonight.
I was trying to decide whether or not I'd have time to fit a Swingers/Made double bill in around my homework.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I was trying to decide whether or not I'd have time to fit a Swingers/Made double bill in around my homework.

I used to have Made, but I can't find it anywhere. I was going to loan it to a friend last year and ...

[ATRAIN]

I used to have Made, but I can't find it anywhere. I was going to loan it to a friend last year and ...


Vince Vaughn's character was so annoying in that movie, but he did a good job in that role.

[angel_luv]

:lol That's just wrong..you're trying to scare her :devil


Well it's not like Rasho or anyone is even remotely interested enough to even consider coming to shoot the guy like the jealous ex did to that girl's new dude.
( At least as far as I know.)

:depressed

[angel_luv]

Jim you are hilarious.

The phone rang just now as I was reading your post and I was like, " Yikes! I bet it's 'Mike'. " :lol

[Fillmoe]

oh shit!!!!!!!!!!! tsa adds the icing to the cake

/instigating

[whottt]

Vince Vaughn's character was so annoying in that movie.

You just described Vince Vaughn in every movie he has made.

[whottt]

I'm disappointed...it looked like this thread was definitely going catfight and now nothing.

[whottt]

To me it's a nobrainer that Funt is a woman...only a woman can piss other women off like Funt does.

[to21]

This thread ended up a big disappointment.

Oh and Angel, tell the guy you forgot the rule we should all live by.......you don't bang people from work.

[Good Vibes]

I think I know how Angel stayed single all this time.

[RashoFan]

This thread ended up a big disappointment.

Oh and Angel, tell the guy you forgot the rule we should all live by.......you don't bang people from work.
Don't get your meat where you make your bread.