Monroe: Ex-Spur Brent Barry ponders options, including the Spurs

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Fucking barry family is going to screw us hardcore


We can all thank the Rise of Udoka for Brent choosing PHX, if you ask me.

[Kori Ellis]

If Phoenix was on his way to Phoenix, I think something would've leaked.


Isn't Phoenix already in Phoenix?

:lmao













I probably shouldn't mention that Barry lives across the street from LJ's aunt, so we could just go check to see if he's home.

[T Park]

We can all thank the Rise of Udoka for Brent choosing PHX, if you ask me.



Doubtfull.

[Mister Sinister]

your gonna hate me.. :lol

http://dagobah.biz/flash/Rock_Paper_Scissors.swf
:lol God DAMN you, Jack Sparrow!

[timvp]

Rick Barry wants Brent to go to Phoenix.

http://www.ktar.com/sports/?nid=21&sid=746776This is actually good news for the Spurs. Rick Barry isn't exactly looked up to by his sons.

[stxspurs]

i cant see him screwing the spurs like that

[T Park]

Isn't Phoenix already in Phoenix?

:lmao














I probably shouldn't mention that Barry lives across the street from LJ's aunt, so we could just go check to see if he's home.


Awww son of a bitch :lol

Kori 295

T Park 0

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

I probably shouldn't mention that Barry lives across the street from LJ's aunt, so we could just go check to see if he's home.
Prepare for demands.

[stxspurs]

mango mango mango mango mango

[timvp]

Isn't Phoenix already in Phoenix?

:lmaoMaybe T Park meant the bird . . .

[T Park]

This is actually good news for the Spurs. Rick Barry isn't exactly looked up to by his sons.


They seem to have gotten along better lately though him and Brent.

At least from the outside looking in.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

This is actually good news for the Spurs. Rick Barry isn't exactly looked up to by his sons.
:lol

[T Park]

Maybe T Park meant the bird . . .

No I meant Barry, but I have the brainlevel of a bannana slug.

[stxspurs]

i think heb upped his commercial pay

[FromWayDowntown]

Maybe T Park meant the bird . . .

I was thinking that maybe Brent had acquired a new nickname from his Spurs' teammates -- like "Man you're only good in Phoenix."

[T Park]

Glad to provide a light moment :lol

[FromWayDowntown]

No I meant Barry, but I have the brainlevel of a bannana slug.

I fear that will find its way into someone's signature -- probably fairly soon.

[Kori Ellis]

No I meant Barry, but I have the brainlevel of a bannana slug.

:lol It was just a funny typo. I literally said outloud to LJ, "What is TPark's latest post supposed to mean?" :lmao

[LakeShow]

Got Damn, who does Brent Barry think he is? Duncan? Kidd? I think he's enjoying all of the attention. :lol

Question: Does the 30 day waiting period start after the commitment or did it start the day he was waived?

[ducks]

is barry's wife making him drag this out?

did spurs offer a third year?

[FromWayDowntown]

:lol It was just a funny typo. I literally said outloud to LJ, "What is TPark's latest post supposed to mean?" :lmao

Obviously not fluent in Ducksese.

[T Park]

This ranks up there with the LJ quote of something I said like

heck I don't remember now, but it was this ducksesque nonsensical post where it made no sense.


Pretty much like my other 40 thousand posts.

[FromWayDowntown]

Got Damn, who does Brent Barry think he is? Duncan? Kidd? I think he's enjoying all of the attention. :lol

Question: Does the 30 day waiting period start after the commitment or did it start the day he was waived?

It's the date of the waiver. Players don't have to make verbal commitments before signing, so there's no way that it could be triggered by the date of the verbal commitment.

[T Park]

I fear that will find its way into someone's signature -- probably fairly soon.

Et Tu FWD? :lol jk

[stxspurs]

:bang :bang :bang :bang :bang :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss

[ducks]

each team is offering a veteran's minimum contract that includes the 2008-09 season, but the Spurs are believed to be sweetening the pot with a third year, on top of the emotional pull of teammates he has played with since 2004.http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/sports/articles/0227barry0227.html

[LakeShow]

It's the date of the waiver. Players don't have to make verbal commitments before signing, so there's no way that it could be triggered by the date of the verbal commitment.

Ok, thanks FWD. I was wondering would he delay his return by waiting to commit.

[T Park]

Yeah thats been covered already ducks.

[FromWayDowntown]

Et Tu FWD? :lol jk

Not mine, buddy. Some TPark hater might get you, though.

[stxspurs]

8:15 what the flip

[byrontx]

CLICK HERE to print this page


Barry's Dad Wants Brent To Sign With Suns
February 27, 2008




If Hall of Fame forward Rick Barry had to choose where his son would finish his career, he said it would be an easy decision.

"Playing the Mike D'Antoni style would be so conducive for him," Barry told Sports 620 KTAR.

Rick, who is in town to participate in the Kyle Petty's Victory Invitational Celebrity Golf Tournament, said his son, free-agent sharpshooter Brent Barry, is still undecided as to which team he will sign with, but has limited his choices to Phoenix and San Antonio.

"I would love to see him play for the Suns," Barry said. "It would be the first time that he would play on a team where he could showcase his talent."

All-Stars Shaquille O'Neal, Steve Nash and close friend Sean Marks have each called Brent in an attempt to lure the 36-year-old guard to Phoenix.

"They (Barry's family) really seem to love it there (San Antonio)," Brent's father said. "It's all going to come down to what his wife (Erin) wants to do."

Brent met with his family on Tuesday in San Antonio to discuss his future, followed by a meeting with Suns GM Steve Kerr, who flew to San Antonio on Tuesday in the middle of a scouting trip.

"From the stand point of just having fun playing the game, it certainly would be more fun playing here (in Phoenix)," Rick said.

Rick said Brent would compliment D'Antoni's offensive system by opening up the floor, which would take pressure off newly acquired center Shaquille O'Neal.

"He and Barbosa, coming off the bench, would be awesome," Berry said.

The Suns and the Spurs are not expected to give more than a prorated portion of the veterans' minimum ($1.2 million) to Barry, but Phoenix and San Antonio have reportedly offered the 3-point specialist two-year deals.

Rick said his son would be an enormous addition to the Suns' fast-paced tempo.

"He's also going to help them with their running game," Barry said "My son can pass the hell out of the basketball. I'm just hoping he hasn't forgotten how to do it because it's been so long since they gave him a chance to do it."

The Suns expected to hear from Barry late Tuesday regarding his decision, but Barry, who has played with the Spurs for three years and has family living in San Antonio, has waited on his decision.

"I would love to see this happen and hope that he has the chance to showcase the other talents that he has," Barry said. "If he's given that opportunity and made the decision to come here, people will see elements of his game that people really aren't aware of."

Barry, who hasn't played since Jan. 24 due to a calf injury, is averaging 7.3 points this season on 43 percent shooting from 3-point range.

"He can shoot the three, obviously, and he's also a terrific free throw shooter," Berry said.


http://www.ktar.com/index.php?nid=388&sid=746776

[T Park]

Not mine, buddy. Some TPark hater might get you, though.


Yeah that narrows it down to about 400 some odd registered posters.

[ducks]

Yeah thats been covered already ducks.
sorry I fixed 10 comuters today busy busy busy

ps thanks bill gates for your crap os

[FromWayDowntown]

Damn, Rick Barry laying the hate on Popovich.

[phyzik]

Yeah that narrows it down to about 400 some odd registered posters.

for the record, I dont hate you Tpark, I just like to rub it in now and again. :drunk

That was the first year I joined ST.... damn, and I still dont have a trophy under my name, wtf?

[stxspurs]

byrontx thanks for posting that.....maybe the 6th time its posted here it will sink in :lol

[T Park]

Damn, Rick Barry laying the hate on Popovich.

Yeah I saw that.

Whottt = Rick barry?

[Mister Sinister]

Yeah that narrows it down to about 400 some odd registered posters.
How many unregistered posters? Wait a minute....That doesn't make sense.

[stxspurs]

damn big pics

[ducks]

does not brent know suns are not so face pace with suns
and how much shaq is making and that if it was face pace they would run his legs off

[picnroll]

"Playing the Mike D'Antoni style would be so conducive for him," Barry told Sports 620 KTAR.

That'll last for this year. After getting blown out of another playoffs Brent will have a new coach next year.

[T Park]

I've been relegated to watching the Cavs and Celtics on NBA Tv, thanks to this.

Thanks Brent.

[duncan228]

Sure is fun hanging around with you guys.
It's kind of like some warped game blog.

[FromWayDowntown]

Cripes. I have to get off the computer. You can all be sure that the announcement is coming soon, because I've been sure for days that I won't be anywhere near a computer when we find out what Brent's going to do.

For now, I say "You're the MAN, Brent Barry!" unless it's more appropriate to say "Screw Brent Barry, that ingrate!"

[timvp]

"He's also going to help them with their running game," whottt said "My bf can pass the hell out of the basketball. I'm just hoping he hasn't forgotten how to do it because it's been so long since they gave him a chance to do it."Fixed

[stxspurs]

game blogs are for dorks :rolleyes

[T Park]

Theoretically we could all go to the chat room and chat better there lol.

[duncan228]

T Park...Have they said anything about what happened to LeBron?
He left the game with a leg injury?

[td4mvp21]

does not brent know suns are not so face pace with suns
and how much shaq is making and that if it was face pace they would run his legs off

:lmao WTF

[T Park]

Fixed

:lol

Great minds think alike.

[duncan228]

We'll quote you the right way FWD.

[stxspurs]

another taylor "god loves the spurs" take....lebron hurt?

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Hawks Surprisingly Sign Barry

ATLANTA - As of the morning of February 27th, Brent Barry slimmed his choices down to returning to the Spurs, who earlier traded him to the Sonics along with C Francisco Elson for F Kurt Thomas, or signing with the Suns. I guess he forgot to mention one other team.

Today, the Hawks' front office has announced the signing of G Brent Barry for the rest of the season. Barry will make 1.1 million dollars for the rest of the season. Brent hopes to make his debut with the Hawks on Friday when the New York Knicks fly in to play them in the Philips Arena.

Link (http://www.geocities.com/hereditarybitch/pwned.jpg)

[FromWayDowntown]

Fixed

:lmao


:corn:

[T Park]

T Park...Have they said anything about what happened to LeBron?
He left the game with a leg injury?

Rolled his ankle, sat out the rest of the first half.

Drank a powerade, now playing the second half.

[RussN]

Rick seems a little ungrateful to the team that GAVE his son 2 championships.

[ChuckD]

Damn, Rick Barry laying the hate on Popovich.
Stupid. There's a reason that Rick Barry can't get a job in basketball. Everyone who's come into contact with the SOB hates him. He's just added one influential person to that list.

[Mister Sinister]

Hawks Surprisingly Sign Barry

ATLANTA - As of the morning of February 27th, Brent Barry slimmed his choices down to returning to the Spurs, who earlier traded him to the Sonics along with C Francisco Elson for F Kurt Thomas, or signing with the Suns. I guess he forgot to mention one other team.

Today, the Hawks' front office has announced the signing of G Brent Barry for the rest of the season. Barry will make 1.1 million dollars for the rest of the season. Brent hopes to make his debut with the Hawks on Friday when the New York Knicks fly in to play them in the Philips Arena.

Link (http://www.geocities.com/hereditarybitch/pwned.jpg)
:lmao

[stxspurs]

your fuckin kidding me

[duncan228]

Rolled his ankle, sat out the rest of the first half.

Drank a powerade, now playing the second half.

:lmao

Thanks.

[timvp]

does not brent know suns are not so face pace with suns
and how much shaq is making and that if it was face pace they would run his legs offWell said, bro, well said.

[T Park]

I hate you bottomtooth.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Rolled his ankle, sat out the rest of the first half.

Drank a powerade, now playing the second half.
:lmao

[stxspurs]

"Hawks snag big time player"

[mikejones99]

he went to Oregon state so maybe he will sign with portland

[Cant_Be_Faded]

ducks seriously why the hell do you post like that

[phyzik]

Hawks Surprisingly Sign Barry

ATLANTA - As of the morning of February 27th, Brent Barry slimmed his choices down to returning to the Spurs, who earlier traded him to the Sonics along with C Francisco Elson for F Kurt Thomas, or signing with the Suns. I guess he forgot to mention one other team.

Today, the Hawks' front office has announced the signing of G Brent Barry for the rest of the season. Barry will make 1.1 million dollars for the rest of the season. Brent hopes to make his debut with the Hawks on Friday when the New York Knicks fly in to play them in the Philips Arena.

Link (http://www.geocities.com/hereditarybitch/pwned.jpg)


ass! :lol

for the record, I never clicked the link, I just hovered over it and saw what it was. :drunk

[T Park]

Mike Brown just went "serbian" On Garretson.

Adios Mike.

[T Park]

ducks seriously why the hell do you post like that


Cause thats how he rolls.

[mikejones99]

will they stop the game in Boston and go live to Brent Barry for the news?

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

I hate you bottomtooth.
:lol sorry.

[T Park]

I'm Guessing Brent is desperately trying to talk to pop between cussing and screaming on the phone right now.

[T Park]

will they stop the game in Boston and go live to Brent Barry for the news?


They did introduce the newest member of the new Celtics dynasty PJ Brown who recieved a standing ovation.

[stxspurs]

if barry flakes out are we signing anyone?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i grab url links show that barry must signed for spurs and phoenix until the date of 29'ed feb

/ducks

[stxspurs]

I'm Guessing Brent is desperately trying to talk to pop between cussing and screaming on the phone right now.
:lol :lol

[Budkin]

I think Brent is telling Phoenix that he is staying with us right now.

[timvp]

Maybe Barry is watching the Suns play the Hornets. He may want to see if the Suns have what it takes to win and where he'd fit in.

:stirpot:

[T Park]

if barry flakes out are we signing anyone?


I'd venture a guess that Demarr Johnson gets another shot.

Hes improved to the point where Chumpdumper, who's opinion I value, said he deserves a shot.

If he thinks he does, then hes ready to go again.

[T Park]

I think Brent is telling Phoenix that he is staying with us right now.

I hope your right brother.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

I hope your right brother.
What about his right?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

DM J did not receive the timvp stamp of ownage approval. Therefore he is a bust and I don't want to see him here.

[phyzik]

Maybe Barry is watching the Suns play the Hornets. He may want to see if the Suns have what it takes to win and where he'd fit in.

:stirpot:


oooohhh.... good reasoning! :toast

[T Park]

Maybe Barry is watching the Suns play the Hornets. He may want to see if the Suns have what it takes to win and where he'd fit in.

:stirpot:


If so, hes gotta be saying
"the Spurs kicked the Hornet's ass without me, and the Suns can't even keep it under double digits on the deficit?
Screw this."


"Yo Pop, where be my 'Boks..."

[phyzik]

so.... how many of you are drinking right now besides me?

[T Park]

What about his right?


Screw his right...

[stxspurs]

BRENT: hey steve
KERR: hey brent im glad u called i was...
BRENT: FUCK YOU STEVE IM A SPUR...THAT IS ALL

[T Park]

so.... how many of you are drinking right now besides me?

Sorry grilled chicken and side salad from saltgrass steakhouse here.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Screw his right...
:lol

[T Park]

David West is eating the Suns alive.

[picnroll]

Suns defense totally sucks. Watching Shaq trying to run down Chandler is comical.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

so.... how many of you are drinking right now besides me?
Whopper w/ cheese and a Dr. Pepper for me.

[tav1]

I'm in the minority here, but I'm not sure I want the Spurs to resign Barry if it's for more than this season. 50/50.

I'm in the James Jones cheering section. Barry might muddle that possibility.

[phyzik]

Sorry grilled chicken and side salad from saltgrass steakhouse here.

damn that sounds good... but I think I'll go to my friends bar and run up a tab on beer and finger foods. At least I can do an IOU there until Friday when I get paid :lol

[duncan228]

Haagen Dazs Coffee Ice Cream here.

[T Park]

damn that sounds good... but I think I'll go to my friends bar and run up a tab on beer and finger foods. At least I can do an IOU there until Friday when I get paid :lol

You don't have to drop poundage like I do, so no good bar food for another year for me :lol

[T Park]

Brent Barry screw you.

You've reduced this forum to SR level of "What are you eating right now"

[T Park]

The Hornets are making the Suns look sloooowwww

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

:lol

[T Park]

:lol


What a stupid ass foul by West.

[stxspurs]

HEB pina colada fruit bar

[T Park]

Are Hornets announcers seriously using the "dunks made" as a relevant stat?

The hornet's pbp guy is also captain obvious.

[T Park]

Ya know the longer this drags out, the more I think hes not coming back.

[phyzik]

Are Hornets announcers seriously using the "dunks made" as a relevant stat?

The hornet's pbp guy is also captain obvious.

ya, I just saw that too, I was thinking the same shit :lmao

[T Park]

The Sun's defense is absolutely horrible. Barbosa looks like a stooge out there.

[gospursgojas]

Ya know the longer this drags out, the more I think hes not coming back.


I hope you're wrong.

[stxspurs]

yup...peace out brent

[T Park]

I hope I am too, its just a sinking feeling.


Rick Flair WOOO
after each made free throw?

Seriously?

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Ya know the longer this drags out, the more I think hes not coming back.


I'm hoping he's just drawing it out to make the deal look more legit when he returns to SA!

[td4mvp21]

David West: 25 points, 1 rebound, 1 assist. Nice statline right there.

[stxspurs]

damn no nba tv....subject to roll bounce :bang

[ThomasGranger]

Ya know the longer this drags out, the more I think hes not coming back.

I'm not so sure. If Brent told Pop "no" I imagine the conversation would be pretty short ("Thanks Brent. Good luck.").

Kerr, on the other hand, would probably stretch the whole thing out trying to change his mind.

[T Park]

David West: 25 points, 1 rebound, 1 assist. Nice statline right there.


Yeah I don't get how a guy whos 6'10 and as athletic as him can be such a piss poor rebounder.

[td4mvp21]

And the Suns' defense is just so stingy.

[T Park]

Linton Johnson?

Seriously D'Antoni!?!?

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Brent Barry Postpones Decision Until He is Done with Jack-in-the-Box Ultimate Bacon Cheeseburger

SAN ANTONIO - Brent Barry announced that he will have his decision on which team he will play with, Spurs or Suns, by 8PM Tuesday. But once again, it has been postponed. Consider fastfood the culprit of his decision.

G Brent Barry has announced that once he finishes his ultimate bacon cheeseburger from Jack-in-the-Box and has a nap, he will announce who he will play for. Brent commented on his decision inside the Jack-in-the-Box location in San Antonio.

"I know there are many people who are anxious for my decision, but hey a guy's gotta eat, right?" he commented on the choice he made to make the Spurs and Suns wait even longer than expected.

"It was about 7:30PM when I realized that I was hungry, and narrowed my choices down to as followed: McDonald's, Burger King, or Jack-in-the-Box.

McDonald's has shitty fries, and Burger King has commercials even I would refuse to star in, so I was left sitting down and having a nice burger with Jack. I mean, seriously, have you tried this stuff?"

He then offered me some of his burger. I took a bite and commented on the great taste of it, then later spit it out, put it in a sandwich baggie, and added it to my collection of NBA memorabilia. It was noted that he ordered a root beer with a box of medium curly fries as well.

Link (http://wiredtom.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/owned.JPG)

[T Park]

I hope the Spurs are watching this and drooling over playing the Suns.

They look horrid without Shaq.


On top of this the Hornets can't miss.

Mo Pete 5-5 :lol

[phyzik]

Im prefering to think the eight o'clock deadline was for the suns' benefit to stretch it out a bit longer. Anyway, Im headed of to the bar to drink in celebration or sorrow when the news hits.

[stxspurs]

BRENT: hey steve
KERR: hey brent im glad u called i was...
BRENT: FUCK YOU STEVE IM A SPUR...THAT IS ALL


it was like this

[phyzik]

I hope the Spurs are watching this and drooling over playing the Suns.

They look horrid without Shaq.


On top of this the Hornets can't miss.

Mo Pete 5-5 :lol

I agree, as I said several weeks ago, anyone who thought Shaq was going to bring the suns over the hump was delusional... anyway, Im off.

[Budkin]

:lmao at the Jack in the Box article!

[T Park]

GODDAMNT BOTTOMTOOTH WOULD YOU STOP THAT!!!

:lol

[T Park]

it was like this


Doubtfull :lol

Although I can just see Kerr sitting in the chair saying

"He told me *fuck you*"

[Mister Sinister]

At first I was like, :wtf. But then, I :lol'd!

[T Park]

God the Sun's defense is possibly worse than ever.

Even after they put in a defensive guy in LJ.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

GODDAMNT BOTTOMTOOTH WOULD YOU STOP THAT!!!

:lol
:lmao It's a habit.

[stxspurs]

Doubtfull :lol

Although I can just see Kerr sitting in the chair saying

"He told me *fuck you*"

exactly like he was eating jack in da crack

[ThomasGranger]

Wow, Suns down by 20. Are you watching, Brent?!?

[T Park]

Brent Barry would be comedy gold in one of those "king" commercials.

[spurschick]

If he signed with the Suns, I would imagine they would wait til the game is over to send out the press release.

[T Park]

What would be funnier is if Brent committed to Phoenix, and then flips the tube on and with every Hornet point says to his wife

"What the fuck have i done...."

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

What would be funnier is if Brent committed to Phoenix, and then flips the tube on and with every Hornet point says to his wife

"What the fuck have i done...."
:lmao

[T Park]

If he signed with the Suns, I would imagine they would wait til the game is over to send out the press release.

Yeah if it was the Spurs it would've been released by now.

Not good.

[stxspurs]

:lol

[T Park]

He brent, better suit up, the Suns need a defensive stopper.

Oh wait.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

But seriously those ultimate bacon cheeseburgers are the shit.

[T Park]

I'm shocked the NBA put the Spurs in two national NBA "Where amazing happens" commercials.

The Duncan and Parker one is pretty cool.

Although the "good luck next round" is very poster worthy.

[spurschick]

Yeah if it was the Spurs it would've been released by now.

Not good.

Not necessarily. If he made the call at exactly 8, the Spurs would still need time to write the release and send it out.

[T Park]

But seriously those ultimate bacon cheeseburgers are the shit.

Ya know this may throw you for a loop but,
even me being fatter than butterbean in my fattest of fat days, I've never been a big bacon fan.

[RussN]

BRENT: hey steve
KERR: hey brent im glad u called i was...
BRENT: FUCK YOU STEVE...THAT IS ALL


I think it is more like this...

Brent: Steve?

Kerr: Hey Brent, I'm glad you called!

Brent: My Daddy wants me to come play for ya'll.

Kerr: Yea, I heard.

Brent: But my Dad is a Dumbass Dick and everyone hates him and doesn't respect his opinions.

Kerr: Yea, I know.

Brent: So I'm going to get to play a lot, maybe start sometimes?

Kerr: Yea, you will get tons of PT. Tons of shots, and not have to play D.

Brent: Well Steve, I've evaluated my own skills, and if I am going to be on a team that is going to give me that much PT, that team must really suck and they don't have a chance to win. I'm going back to San Antonio and riding the coattails of Tim, Tony, and Manu and win another F'in CHAMPIONSHIP!

[T Park]

Not necessarily. If he made the call at exactly 8, the Spurs would still need time to write the release and send it out.


True but....

Wouldn't it have leaked by now? I mean the Spurs org has seemed to develop loose lips lately :lol

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Ya know this may throw you for a loop but,
even me being fatter than butterbean in my fattest of fat days, I've never been a big bacon fan.
:wow

[T Park]

:lol

Ya know, not having any inside info really sucks.

God I wish all these years of season tickets would've bought me a rep calling saying "DUDE WE GOT BRENT BACK"

Nothing.

[T Park]

:wow


Yeah i know.

Its an enigma wrapped in a mystery packaged in a riddle.

Kind of like Rasho Nesterovic.

[T Park]

I wanna raise my hand and say I was way off and way stupid with my opinions on the Mo Peterson signing by New Orleans.
Great signing.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Yeah i know.

Its an enigma wrapped in a mystery packaged in a riddle.

Kind of like Rasho Nesterovic.
:lmao

[T Park]

Oh good god how long does it take to print up a press release.

"We signed Brent Barry, suck it Fers,"

*Insert team here*

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Oh good god how long does it take to print up a press release.

"We signed Brent Barry, suck it Fers,"

*Insert team here*
May I?

[T Park]

Did I just see Ryan Bowen attempt a three pointer?

Dude looks like the late 30s ymca dude who pisses you off.

[mikejones99]

it is now 8 in phx

[anakha]

Dammit Bottomtooth, now I'm hungry...

And Jack in the Box isn't really available over here... :depressed

[T Park]

May I?


No you've done enough damage :lmao

JK, go for it.

[bonesinaz]

FWIW, I have been watching (on and off) the local phx/no game broadcast in AZ and the announcers have said more than once that they are waiting to hear about what BB decision will be. I do believe that if they knew he was coming to Phx, they would have said so already.

[Dingle Barry]

I've never been a big bacon fan.


Good. Cannibalism is repulsive.












ZING

[Mister Sinister]

Good. Cannibalism is repulsive.












ZING
I hate what you did there. :lmao

[T Park]

FWIW, I have been watching (on and off) the local phx/no game broadcast in AZ and the announcers have said more than once that they are waiting to hear about what BB decision will be. I do believe that if they knew he was coming to Phx, they would have said so already.


I don't think necessarily.

They might find out when we do.

I've prepared myself all day that Barry signing with Phoenix would happen.

Being surrouned by Suns fans out here at work wont help though....

[T Park]

Good. Cannibalism is repulsive.










ZING


Ohhhhh,

I see what you did there.

[T Park]

Hey isn't merci boku in french "thank you"?

Why did the guy say a food they now serve at NOA is "merci boku"

God the hurricane has had such horrible effects on NOLA.

[T Park]

:lmao @ what Shaq just did for a supposed shot....

[bonesinaz]

I don't think necessarily.

They might find out when we do.

I've prepared myself all day that Barry signing with Phoenix would happen.

Being surrouned by Suns fans out here at work wont help though....


Well, my only point was that if the Suns already knew that Barry was coming to Phx, I don't think that Eddie Johnson could keep himself from spilling the beans.

[td4mvp21]

Well, my only point was that if the Suns already knew that Barry was coming to Phx, I don't think that Eddie Johnson could keep himself from spilling the beans.

Nice username :bang

[bonesinaz]

Nice username :bang


I have had this name since about 2000, before BB ever thought of coming to SA and becoming a Spur. And I am a Spurs fan.

[T Park]

td4 to settle your nerves

he had that nickname a looooooooong time before any of this :lol

[T Park]

OMG Linton Johnson just made a 20 foot jumper.

Who knew?

[td4mvp21]

td4 to settle your nerves

he had that nickname a looooooooong time before any of this :lol

:lol I know, I was just kidding around.

[T Park]

Barbosa just fouled out :lol

The Suns are a wreck.

[bonesinaz]

TPark-
I am a woman.

[T Park]

WOW

didn't know that.

PMs are your friend bones, jk :lol

Sorry didn't know.

You've been around here before me, so, wow, sorry :lol

[T Park]

:lol @ Hornets announcers going nuts over being up 19 on the Suns.

[T Park]

adam, with NBA player's egos, they probobly think, "I would've made a huge difference tonight"

[romad_20]

Absolute beat down being put on the Suns. What exactly was Snaq suppose to bring to this team?

[T Park]

Tony Parker, practice your pull up mid ranger jumper.

[Brodels]

does not brent know suns are not so face pace with suns
and how much shaq is making and that if it was face pace they would run his legs off

You know, I was thinking the same thing.

[T Park]

Barry is smarter than that..he knows that their is no way he is going to help make the Suns into a real contender...especially considering who their coach is!


Eh..... Once again Ego.



Poor Tyson Chandler :lol

:lol @ the Hornets PBP guy, "Deep breaths Tyson"

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Brent Barry Announces His Decision, Will Play in the D-League

IOWA - Of all the teams and distractions in the way of Barry's decision, such as the Spurs, Suns, Hawks, and Jack-in-the-Box, Barry has announced that with the waiving from the Sonics, he feels as though he has failed in the NBA and will sign in the D-League with the Iowa Energy in order to avenge himself.

"I felt that if the Spurs wanted to trade, then all of all teams, the Sonics waive me instead that hick Elson, then somewhere along the line I really fucked myself over. I appreciate all what the Spurs have done for me over the past years, but now is the time for me to restart, and Iowa is giving me my chance."

He reportedly slimmed his choices down to the Energy, the Utah Flash, or the Albuquerque Thunderbirds.

He met with the Flash, the affiliates of the Utah Jazz, but after seeing how much of a fag Kyle Korver looked in that pic (see NBA Central Forum), he decided he cannot be seen around him, so he turned down the Flash.

Then he visited the Thunderbirds front office during last week's game, but as he entered the arena and noticed the entire building smelled of hotdogs and old cheese, he immediately ran out the door and texted, via cell phone, the Albuquerque front office the following: "Fuck you."

After that, he thought his NBA career was over. He was on his way to Kentucky to practice for the next derby as was his dream of being a jockey, when he noticed that there was a missed call from Iowa.

It was the Energy calling about his services. The voicemail they left was the following: "Hey Brent, I noticed you're looking for a job in the D-League. Well we don't have any embarrasing photos of our NBA counterpart, hell we don't even have an NBA counterpart. And we can assure you our arena doesn't smell like shit, as it is mandatory the janitors spray the arena with Oust after each game. So if you're still interested, give us a call."

He then knew that there was his calling. He can tell through the voice of the Energy coach and owner that they desperately wanted him as he heard sobbing in the background.

He will undergo a physical and if he passes, he will sign a contract with them for the rest of season, in which he will make 1,000,000 pesos.

Link (http://www.owned.com/Owned_Pictures/Stolen_Wheels_Owned.jpg)

[RussN]

Hornets sweep the Suns for the regular season, Suns now 2-3 with Shaq.

[T Park]

Is it really necessary to play the Ric Flair "WOOOOO" every damn time NO??? :lol

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Shaq's finished.

[T Park]

Hornets sweep the Suns for the regular season, Suns now 2-3 with Shaq.



Grant Hill has played hardly at all in the second half.

Dunno whats up with that.

[romad_20]

Suns will be giving up at least 111 ppg with Shaq after tonight.

[kolko]

Yeah if it was the Spurs it would've been released by now.

Not good.
The Spurs can't announce that they have signed Barry today or next week. They must wait until 30 days after the trade was made.

[romad_20]

The Spurs can't announce that they have signed Barry today or next week. They must wait until 30 days after the trade was made.


But Phx would know that he said no and that would be out.

[T Park]

The Spurs can't announce that they have signed Barry today or next week. They must wait until 30 days after the trade was made.


Uh I know that.

Barry though can announce his intentions to sign with the Spurs tonight though.


This is getting recockulas...

[Dingle Barry]

Mike D'Antoni is the dumbest motherfucking coach of organized sports outside of maybe Dennis Franchione.

Playing Shaq and Nash, down by 20+ with a few mins left.

Sean Marks and the rest of the scrubs have a damn sweet deal. I'd show up to the games drunk off my ass if I were one of them.

[T Park]

I doubt that.

[romad_20]

Looks like Steve Kerr well be back in the Announcers both after this season :lol

I don't know, after this job he's done at GM they may not take him back. Although I do miss "Steve wonders" and Marv Alberts always busting his balls

[T Park]

Why the hell would you have Shaq and Amare in a game where your down 17 with a minute to go....

[T Park]

:lol

Shaqs gotta be saying "This is fucking stupid...

[romad_20]

Sean Marks and the rest of the scrubs have a damn sweet deal. I'd show up to the games drunk off my ass if I were one of them.


There ain't nuthin' in the rules that says you can't play drunk. - Jackie Moon

[T Park]

Amaretto Sours for everyone!!!

[T Park]

Alright.

Suns game over.

We shall see if Brent was waiting for this to be over.

Wouldn't shock me.

[Radiosparks]

I agree, I was thinking the same thing. We shall see...

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

I'm The Onion-worthy.
I should apply.

[T Park]

Supreme Court of comedy looks hilarious!!

Can't wait till monday for that shiznit...

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Supreme Court of comedy looks hilarious!!

Can't wait till monday for that shiznit...
Me neither. :D
I would get in my time machine and go to Monday and watch it, but it only goes forward at regular speed...

[duncan228]

TPark-
I am a woman.

Welcome to my world. :)

[T Park]

"I work at a pharmaceutical company"

"Bullshit you can't even spell pharmaceutical" :lmao

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Welcome to my world. :)
:lol

[T Park]

Welcome to my world. :)

YEAH BUT I KNEW YOU WERE!!

ITS NO FAIR THAT THAT

aw screw it.

[Budkin]

Hopefully this game helped make up his mind!

[T Park]

Damn I think alot of the weight I've lost, has gone to Tony Stewart.

Damn dude, mix in a salad.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

"I work at a pharmaceutical company"

"Bullshit you can't even spell pharmaceutical" :lmao
:lmao

[duncan228]

YEAH BUT I KNEW YOU WERE!!

You were one of the few. :lol

[td4mvp21]

I think Brent needs to make a fucking decision.

[T Park]

How you doin....

[bonesinaz]

You were one of the few. :lol


I knew you were as well. You liked TD a little too much to be a guy. :spin

[T Park]

Now I'm being forced to watch Nuggets @ Sonics.

Damn you Brent Barry you pasty sonofabitch.

[Dingle Barry]

Where was this 8pm decision shit printed? I saw Timvp mention that sans linkage.

[T Park]

I knew you were as well. You liked TD a little too much to be a guy. :spin


Well.......

[T Park]

Where was this 8pm decision shit printed? I saw Timvp mention that sans linkage.


I think it was said this morning from hte Barry camp that "at 8 pm tonight Brent would make a decision"

[T Park]

Well the bright side of being forced to watch two lottery teams is the announcers are ok.

[duncan228]

I knew you were as well. You liked TD a little too much to be a guy. :spin

I always thought that would have tipped people off.
But it didn't.
They thought it was man-love.
And most of them were quite relieved to find out I was a woman.

I still get called a guy.
I got called a guy in a PM recently.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Thank God, the wait is over.
Brent is a Spur again :).

http://www.nba.com/spurs/news/barry_resigns_with_spurs_080125.html (http://www.w3bdevil.com/forums/LOL-Calvin_and_Hobbes.jpg)

[T Park]

Cisco has his usual clueless look on the Sonic's bench.

Man I bet hes pissed.

[T Park]

I swear to god Bottomtooth, don't show up to the next GTG....

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

I swear to god Bottomtooth, don't show up to the next GTG....
:lmao I'm really sorry. I just have the habit.

[Beno Udrih]

Thank God, the wait is over.
Brent is a Spur again :).

http://www.nba.com/spurs/news/barry_resigns_with_spurs_080125.html (http://www.w3bdevil.com/forums/LOL-Calvin_and_Hobbes.jpg)
:rolleyes Dude your fucking stupid. Quit beating a dead horse.

[td4mvp21]

Thank God, the wait is over.
Brent is a Spur again :).

http://www.nba.com/spurs/news/barry_resigns_with_spurs_080125.html (http://www.w3bdevil.com/forums/LOL-Calvin_and_Hobbes.jpg)

You fucking bitch.

[T Park]

Yeah that one was over the line :lol

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

I'm gonna be on peoples' ignore list after this :(.

[Mister Sinister]

If I see that fucking link ONE MORE TIME, I SWEAR TO GOD!

[T Park]

I always thought that would have tipped people off.
But it didn't.
They thought it was man-love.
And most of them were quite relieved to find out I was a woman.

I still get called a guy.
I got called a guy in a PM recently.

I mean there are some guys that expound on their manlove for Manu.

So you never know Dunc...

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

If I see that fucking link ONE MORE TIME, I SWEAR TO GOD!:lmao

Hopefully I don't get banned for this. I love ST too much to be banned.

[Budkin]

Some pics while we wait... come back to us Brent!


http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/7079/clipperscardnc4.jpg

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/7665/barrysonicsspurscz0.jpg

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/6659/barrysonicsthomasex3.jpg

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/9597/barrybouncerrc3.jpg

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/6536/barrytrophiesvg6.jpg

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/9100/sunslogoag7.jpg

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/905/spurslogohx0.jpg

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/2225/barry2007oz1.jpg

[T Park]

I'm gonna be on peoples' ignore list after this :(.

Yeah your name is now used in vain

"sonofabottomtooth!!!"

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Yeah your name is now used in vain

"sonofabottomtooth!!!"
Now when people post phony reports, they can say they pulled a bottomtooth. :D

[T Park]

Brent friggen Barry....

[T Park]

Now when people post phony reports, they can say they pulled a bottomtooth. :D


Or

"Your as bad as that assfuck bottomtooth"

[td4mvp21]

I mean there are some guys that expound on their manlove for Manu.


And, coincidentally, Brent Barry...

[duncan228]

Well, it's almost 8 here in California.
We're running out of 8 o'clocks in this country.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Or

"Your as bad as that assfuck bottomtooth"
I prefer the former. :smokin

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Well, it's almost 8 here in California.
We're running out of 8 o'clocks in this country.
Screw that, it's already tomorrow afternoon in Japan. WTF IS TAKING BARRY?!?

[Radiosparks]

You fucking bitch.

Hahahahhahaaa...dude, WTF? :bang :bang :bang

[T Park]

And, coincidentally, Brent Barry...

Yeah thats just weird... (Gives the look from the woman on the TGW commercial)

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

But you gotta love Calvin & Hobbes.

[T Park]

Maybe he meant 8 pm in Hawaii?

[td4mvp21]

Yeah thats just weird... (Gives the look from the woman on the TGW commercial)

I was talking about whottt....

[T Park]

But you gotta love Calvin & Hobbes.

Yeah Hobbes was a funny mfer.

Calvin was a dumb mofo.

[~Sweetmelody~]

Thank God, the wait is over.
Brent is a Spur again :).

http://www.nba.com/spurs/news/barry_resigns_with_spurs_080125.html (http://www.w3bdevil.com/forums/LOL-Calvin_and_Hobbes.jpg)


:madrun

You fooled me! :nope

[duncan228]

I mean there are some guys that expound on their manlove for Manu.

Considering the majority of posters here are men, and how much "love" there is for each of the big three, I guess it's all good. :)

[Dex]

Brent probably went to bed half an hour ago, chuckling to himself that two cities are biting nails over his decision.

Funny guy, that Barry kid is.

[T Park]

Considering the majority of posters here are men, and how much "love" there is for each of the big three, I guess it's all good. :)

Very true.

My posts of Kurt Thomas lately have become quite disturbing.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Brent probably went to bed half an hour ago, chuckling to himself that two cities are biting nails over his decision.

Funny guy, that Barry kid is.
So then there's a possibility my first phony story might actually come true... :smokin

[T Park]

I must admit that I am fired up as hell to see Semi Pro sunday afternoon.

[T Park]

Brent probably went to bed half an hour ago, chuckling to himself that two cities are biting nails over his decision.

Funny guy, that Barry kid is.


I could see him in bed.

"Man, I feel like I'm forgetting something..."

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

I'm already preparing my apology letters if I get banned. :lol

But then again, :depressed.

[T Park]

Just send em now :lol

[duncan228]

Nice pics Budkin.
I fell for Barry when he was a Sonic.
I got to meet him, my son got to shoot free throws with him.
He's a great guy.
I really would like to see him back in a Spurs uniform.
He fits this team so well.
A class act, on and off the court.

[duncan228]

My posts of Kurt Thomas lately have become quite disturbing.

:lmao

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Piece of shit Google News search, show something new!