Spurts

[justme]

Spurts are going down in a ball af agony.
Duncan is a has-been
Parker is a wanna-be
Ginobli a never-was SPURS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ChumpDumper]

What is the definition of insanity again?

[timvp]

Bad attempt at a new Sporks thread.

[justme]

Spurs fans

[Oh, Gee!!]

ibtl

[Agloco]

http://fanaticking.com/photos/dirk_drunk2.jpg


This thread is brought to you by the two pillars of society on the right.......

[jag]

Bad attempt at a new Sporks thread.

How exactly were we supposed to make this work?

We can't have a "ball af agony" scooting across the top of the screen.

[Don Quixote]

Spurts are going down in a ball af agony.
Duncan is a has-been
Parker is a wanna-be
Ginobli a never-was SPURS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow. That post is ...
(a) old
(b) boring
(c) not even funny.

The trifecta. Not a good troll.

A good troll will bring something new, interesting, and/or funny.

[dbestpro]

You ever notice how Suns fans remind you of Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

Tortured and wrought wretched by the lure of the One Ring, Gollum (Suns fan) is a withered, piteous creature. Driven mad and twisted by his loss to possess the Ring by the one true champion Giant with many rings called the Spurs, he is compelled to haunt the Middle-earth, the waiver wire, old and fat players, searching everywhere for the only thing in the world he ever cared for, his “precious”.

It is a "precious" that he will never deserve and that he will never have.

[justme]

old,boring aand not even funny.....just like like the Spurts

[Sausage]

Hows Shaq working out for ya?

[Don Quixote]

You ever notice how Suns fans remind you of Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

Tortured and wrought wretched by the lure of the One Ring, Gollum (Suns fan) is a withered, piteous creature. Driven mad and twisted by his loss to possess the Ring by the one true champion Giant with many rings called the Spurs, he is compelled to haunt the Middle-earth, the waiver wire, old and fat players, searching everywhere for the only thing in the world he ever cared for, his “precious”.

It is a "precious" that he will never deserve and that he will never have.

That's right. The Ringless Wonders of Phoenix will never get to enjoy a championship, and we mean never.

Not as long as the Spurs are powerful, anyway. Good luck, Nones Fan, with your 300-lb gorilla playing center for you.

[ChumpDumper]

Suns lost.

[Holt's Cat]

Is this troll the Rockets fan who has been trolling Spurs fan forums since their inception?

[justme]

overconfidence will be Spurts downfall

[timvp]

Is this troll the Rockets fan who has been trolling Spurs fan forums since their inception?Nah that guy goes by Princess Pimp these days, I believe.

[Sausage]

overconfidence will be Spurts downfall


You'd think after four rings, that wouldn't be a factor.

[ancestron]

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m63/kerrydustin/troll.jpg

[Don Quixote]

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m63/kerrydustin/troll.jpg

I respectfully disagree.

I want trolls!

But is an interesting, entertaining, somewhat-informed, or funny troll too much to ask?

[703 Spurz]

Spurts are going down in a ball af agony.
Duncan is a has-been
Parker is a wanna-be
Ginobli a never-was SPURS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn, smells like dog shit again

[ancestron]

I only break out the spray for the bad ones.
I mean come on. Spurts?

[ctermu]

Spurts are going down in a ball af agony.
Duncan is a has-been
Parker is a wanna-be
Ginobli a never-was SPURS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Desert Paranoid Schizophrenia" - the loss of preception of reality and the psychotic belief that the whole world is attempting to prevent your team from winning basketball games. Psychotic ideas may include, but not be limited to, a belief in the antagonism of the NBA commissioner, every NBA referee, every NBA player who tries to play defense (and doesn't like to just let people score like the Desert teams do), and every person who is an non-Phoenix basketball fan. Treatment so far has not been positive due to it's unfavorable prognosis, as most patients with the disease have so far been unable to put down their pacifier, bib, and bottle long enough to stop crying and begin treatment and the acceptance of reality.

[samikeyp]

Dammit!

I thought they were the Sterns!

Then I hear Sporks and now Spurts? AHHHHHH!! I can't keep up!

:lol

[pad300]

How exactly were we supposed to make this work?

We can't have a "ball af agony" scooting across the top of the screen.

If we've got someone really good with an animator program,we could map a set of graphics onto a ball and have it bounce around up there. Say the Kobe crying as we knocked out the lakers face, the Nash bloody nose face, Amare's leaving the bench face, Lebron's I've been swept face...

That would cover it...
:elephant :elephant :elephant

[justme]

spurs are so old they should be called "BONE SPURS"

[Sausage]

spurs are so old they should be called "BONE SPURS"


Come on man, at least use some new material. Now you're just being lazy.

[texbound]

spurs are so old they should be called "BONE SPURS"


Seriously? That's what you go to?

Let's see how stupid I can be:

The Suns are so old.......
How old are they?
The Suns are so old they should be called aging sun spots.

The Suns are so old......
How old are they?
The Suns are so old that they've collapsed and are now a black hole.

But really, I like your "Bones Spurs" joke more. Please keep them coming. I got my popcorn ready.

[George Gervin's Afro]

spurs are so old they should be called "BONE SPURS"


:sleep

Someone wake me up when the playoffs begin..

[justme]

lazy like the spurs

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

Lazy, huh? See that doesn't even make any sense. Please explain to me how they are lazy?

What a shitbird. :rolleyes

Agloco - bring back the girl with the blue bathing suit on who looked like Eva!

Also, love that pic of Dirk and Steve - they are baked beyond belief! :lmao

[K-State Spur]

spurts? that's not even offensive. given what they do around this time of year, everybody should actually consider adopting that name.

[justme]

What part of Iraq is Texas in?

[Pistons < Spurs]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/3491/spurtsws4.jpg

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

What part of Iraq is Texas in?

:lmao :dizzy :donkey

[rayweb_on]

first earn something ..like respect ..maybe earning a tittle or two will help you to earn a little bit of that and then you can come here ..

[xmas1997]

The Suns are so old I have dirt in my backyard younger than they are!

[Sausage]

If winning four titles is considered "lazy" then what do you call the rest of the teams in the NBA?

[J.T.]

E20, jealous of the Spork craze, attempts to steal its thunder, but crashes and burns harder than Gigli.

[ancestron]

They are only the Spurts in January.

[dg7md]

This is the weakest form of trolling of all time. We respect good trolls that can make us at least laugh, or even think. You just didn't even try.

[justme]

this forum is boring me to tears.Glad I could waste so much of your time.C-YA
SPURS STILL SUCK

[jag]

What part of Iraq is Texas in?

The part with the WMD's. We have 3 of them.

[SpurAddict561]

lmao@ Manu si a never has been

for someone that TORCHES THE SHIT out of you guys every single time he plays you, he MUST be a somebody.

Manu > any player on the Suns

by a longshot........

[Agloco]

Lazy, huh? See that doesn't even make any sense. Please explain to me how they are lazy?

What a shitbird. :rolleyes

Agloco - bring back the girl with the blue bathing suit on who looked like Eva!

Also, love that pic of Dirk and Steve - they are baked beyond belief! :lmao


She never left. All the pictures you see are of Paloma.

[spursrocksocks]

weak fucking sauce, hillary clinton could troll better than this

[IceColdBrewski]

I think this might be the first time I've ever felt pity for a troll.

[dknights411]

What part of Iraq is Texas in?

WTF brought THAT on?!? :wtf

[spursfan09]

The part with the WMD's. We have 3 of them.

nice... :lol

[phyzik]

http://www.thespurts.com/files/page3_3.png

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2203/1891970636_2885a1afed_o.jpg

[Trainwreck2100]

weak sauce

[san antonio spurs]

low quality of posters gets you super low quality of trolls. It's mathematicly logic.

[hsxvvd]

It just isn't as easy as the Spork thread.

http://homeharvest.com/homeharvest2000pics/SpurtThalassaMix400.jpg

or is this them?

http://www.southendpunk.com/html/thspurts.html

http://www.southendpunk.com/images/punks/stevemanuell/spurts2l.jpg

[Supreme_Being]

Spurts are going down in a ball af agony.
Duncan is a has-been
Parker is a wanna-be
Ginobli a never-was SPURS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!


this is teh LAAAMEEEOOORRRZZZZZEESSSTT POOSSSTT IN TEH INTERWEBB EVVVAAAARR!!!!111

[genomefreak13]

Spurts are going down in a ball af agony.
Duncan is a has-been
Parker is a wanna-be
Ginobli a never-was SPURS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop throwing thrash in this forum Suck fan!

[J.T.]

^

Just don't reply to it and it will fall into the bowels of the Spurs forum in a matter of an hour.