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    Spurts are going down in a ball af agony.
    Duncan is a has-been
    Parker is a wanna-be
    Ginobli a never-was SPURS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    What is the definition of insanity again?

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    Bad attempt at a new Sporks thread.

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    Spurs fans

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    2nd Verse Same as the 1st Oh, Gee!!'s Avatar
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    ibtl

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    This thread is brought to you by the two pillars of society on the right.......

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    Bad attempt at a new Sporks thread.
    How exactly were we supposed to make this work?

    We can't have a "ball af agony" scooting across the top of the screen.

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    Spurts are going down in a ball af agony.
    Duncan is a has-been
    Parker is a wanna-be
    Ginobli a never-was SPURS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Wow. That post is ...
    (a) old
    (b) boring
    (c) not even funny.

    The trifecta. Not a good troll.

    A good troll will bring something new, interesting, and/or funny.

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    "The ball don't lie." dbestpro's Avatar
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    You ever notice how Suns fans remind you of Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

    Tortured and wrought wretched by the lure of the One Ring, Gollum (Suns fan) is a withered, piteous creature. Driven mad and twisted by his loss to possess the Ring by the one true champion Giant with many rings called the Spurs, he is compelled to haunt the Middle-earth, the waiver wire, old and fat players, searching everywhere for the only thing in the world he ever cared for, his “precious”.

    It is a "precious" that he will never deserve and that he will never have.

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    old,boring aand not even funny.....just like like the Spurts

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    Sex Panther user- 60% of the time, it works every time. Sausage's Avatar
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    Hows Shaq working out for ya?

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    You ever notice how Suns fans remind you of Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

    Tortured and wrought wretched by the lure of the One Ring, Gollum (Suns fan) is a withered, piteous creature. Driven mad and twisted by his loss to possess the Ring by the one true champion Giant with many rings called the Spurs, he is compelled to haunt the Middle-earth, the waiver wire, old and fat players, searching everywhere for the only thing in the world he ever cared for, his “precious”.

    It is a "precious" that he will never deserve and that he will never have.
    That's right. The Ringless Wonders of Phoenix will never get to enjoy a championship, and we mean never.

    Not as long as the Spurs are powerful, anyway. Good luck, Nones Fan, with your 300-lb gorilla playing center for you.

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    Suns lost.

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    Is this troll the Rockets fan who has been trolling Spurs fan forums since their inception?

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    overconfidence will be Spurts downfall

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    Is this troll the Rockets fan who has been trolling Spurs fan forums since their inception?
    Nah that guy goes by Princess Pimp these days, I believe.

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    overconfidence will be Spurts downfall

    You'd think after four rings, that wouldn't be a factor.

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    I respectfully disagree.

    I want trolls!

    But is an interesting, entertaining, somewhat-informed, or funny troll too much to ask?

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    Spurts are going down in a ball af agony.
    Duncan is a has-been
    Parker is a wanna-be
    Ginobli a never-was SPURS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Damn, smells like dog again

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    I only break out the spray for the bad ones.
    I mean come on. Spurts?

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    Spurts are going down in a ball af agony.
    Duncan is a has-been
    Parker is a wanna-be
    Ginobli a never-was SPURS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
    "Desert Paranoid Schizophrenia" - the loss of preception of reality and the psychotic belief that the whole world is attempting to prevent your team from winning basketball games. Psychotic ideas may include, but not be limited to, a belief in the antagonism of the NBA commissioner, every NBA referee, every NBA player who tries to play defense (and doesn't like to just let people score like the Desert teams do), and every person who is an non-Phoenix basketball fan. Treatment so far has not been positive due to it's unfavorable prognosis, as most patients with the disease have so far been unable to put down their pacifier, bib, and bottle long enough to stop crying and begin treatment and the acceptance of reality.

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    Dammit!

    I thought they were the Sterns!

    Then I hear Sporks and now Spurts? AHHHHHH!! I can't keep up!


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    How exactly were we supposed to make this work?

    We can't have a "ball af agony" scooting across the top of the screen.
    If we've got someone really good with an animator program,we could map a set of graphics onto a ball and have it bounce around up there. Say the Kobe crying as we knocked out the lakers face, the Nash bloody nose face, Amare's leaving the bench face, Lebron's I've been swept face...

    That would cover it...

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    spurs are so old they should be called "BONE SPURS"

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