I just got offered a blow job

[stretch]

and she is fine as fuck!

[lebomb]

and she is fine as fuck!

Congratulations :rolleyes

[MaNuMaNiAc]

so why exactly aren't you writing about GETTING a blowjob? did you turn it down??

[stretch]

I'm gay. I now have a boner thinking about your penis.

[stretch]

so why exactly aren't you writing about GETTING a blowjob? did you turn it down??
yea, i did, cuz I already have a girl. now im probably going to get made fun of for being a puss, but oh well...

[Xylus]

Very nice!

Now show her why they call you stretch.

[fraga]

and she is fine as fuck!
WTF are you doing typing on an internet message board...go back and drop your pants dumbass...

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

And you passed it up?

Puss.

[Xylus]

Better a puss than a cheating douchebag.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

He's like 20. Cheating doesn't apply at that age.

[Xylus]

It's also not cheating if you pull out just in time.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

It's only cheating if you get caught.

[tlongII]

If you ain't cheatin you ain't tryin.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

He's like 20. Cheating doesn't apply at that age.I agree! At what other age is one to take up on blowjob offers from hot women?? cheating... pfff

[lefty]

and she is fine as fuck!

Too bad you don't have a penis; it could have been helpful.

[Vinnie_Johnson]

Pussy

[Kriz-Maxima]

Better a puss than a cheating douchebag.
:tu

[j-6]

I'm not going to dog the guy for not sticking his crank in her mouth as quickly as possible.

But keep in mind these three things, stretch...the older you get, the fewer random tramps come up to you and offer to suck you off without you having to reciprocate in any way, shape, form, or fashion. And second, women typically don't go around bragging about how many dicks they've put in their mouths. Your secret more than likely would have been safe. Third, someone other slapdick dude is going to be the recipient of this proposed blowjob tonight, probably after purchasing immense amounts of Jager and LIT's. You could have gotten it for free.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

...the older you get, the fewer random tramps come up to you and offer to suck you off without you having to reciprocate in any way, shape, form, or fashion


Since when? They just happen to be married, which in most cases ends the need for reciprocation.

Win-win.

[CuckingFunt]

How much was she charging?

[Evan]

He's like 20. Cheating doesn't apply at that age.

no kidding...if I had only known that at that age....ugh

[The sone]

now THIS is a thread...lmfao!

[E20]

el pimpo owned hisself in that one thread.

[JamStone]

I'm sorry you didn't have enough cash on you.

[jman3000]

i should start a thread everytime some random skank offers me head.

[Evan]

i should start a thread everytime some random skank offers me head.

trannies dont count

[CuckingFunt]

i should start a thread everytime some random skank offers me head.I thought you already did.



Alternate snarky response:

So should I.

[peewee's lovechild]

Pinche joto!

Ponle la reata en el osico.

[SpursWoman]

And second, women typically don't go around bragging about how many dicks they've put in their mouths. Your secret more than likely would have been safe.


I just really don't think you could be more wrong. Woman that like giving blow jobs, and especially women that offer blow jobs, like the control.

She may be fine as hell now, but try and break it off and she's going to look like this:

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_04/047fatalattraction_468x368.jpg

Good call turning it down. :tu :lol

[E20]

you mean the one where you thought "la princessa" was spanish for princess?
La Princesa is Spanish for Princess. If not then what is it?

[mikejones99]

free bjs should be celebrated, whats her number? $

[E20]

Sorry elpimpo you fail. I took three years of Spanish and I knew it meant princesa. Okay I put in an extra s, spelling in spanish isn't my strong point who the fuck cares the word is a ripoff of the english word princess so it doesn't really matter. I was doing the word justice.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I just really don't think you could be more wrong. Woman that like giving blow jobs, and especially women that offer blow jobs, like the control.

She may be fine as hell now, but try and break it off and she's going to look like this:

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_04/047fatalattraction_468x368.jpg

Good call turning it down. :tu :lol


So girls keep tally marks of how many dicks have been in their mouths on a little card and try to compare to see who has the most power?

[E20]

you should send your spanish teacher a gift basket apologizing for wasting his/her time
Dude, I had to take Spanish, it wasn't like I wanted to. For some reason the education system makes you take bull shit remedial courses for an arrray of subjects, which is a total waste of time for somebody whose goals have nothing to do with foreign lanugages, english, history etc.................

[SpursWoman]

So girls keep tally marks of how many dicks have been in their mouths on a little card and try to compare to see who has the most power?


No, they sucker you into thinking it's NSA and then blackmail the shit out of you. They'll tell when you don't comply with what they really want. If something seems too good to be true, it's because it is. Duh. :drunk

[baseline bum]

yea, i did, cuz I already have a girl. now im probably going to get made fun of for being a puss, but oh well...

Fuck, what a puss.

[Kriz-Maxima]

Girls DO give dick reports.

[CuckingFunt]

So girls keep tally marks of how many dicks have been in their mouths on a little card and try to compare to see who has the most power?Um... no.

Of c... of course not.

That would just be silly.




:oops

[jman3000]

all girls are cunts. they are all dirty. they just wont admit it.

the end.

[SpursWoman]

http://www.columbus.com.lb/columbus/lib/poison_ivy_3_the_new_seduction.jpg

Exactly. :lol


http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/412NMP98G5L._AA280_.jpg



And there isn't a single thing I've ever done that my best friend doesn't know about, and vice versa. I'm just sayin'. :lol

[CuckingFunt]

all girls are cunts. they are all dirty. they just wont admit it.

the end.I'll admit to being a cunt, but I'm not dirty.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Dirty as in bad?

Rookie:



http://hcpc.uth.tmc.edu/pihome/edu/msds/images/bleach.gif

[jman3000]

Maybe not all, but at least 70% of girls. I've seen too much weird shit to think otherwise.

Even the shyest, most quiet girl will say things that will bring a "wtf?" to your lips.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I'm not disagreeing at all.

Women are dirtier than men.

[jman3000]

amen.

[TDMVPDPOY]

shemales ftl man

[CuckingFunt]

Maybe not all, but at least 70% of girls. I've seen too much weird shit to think otherwise.

Even the shyest, most quiet girl will say things that will bring a "wtf?" to your lips.Oh, that kind of dirty? Yeah, I'll admit to that, too.

And shy girls are the dirtiest of them all.

[E20]

Aren't you a man, CuckingFunt?

[CuckingFunt]

Aren't you a man, CuckingFunt?No. I'm not.

[Fillmoe]

i would be gettin my dick sucked instead of posting about it online

[Fillmoe]

Aren't you a man, CuckingFunt?


yup

[mrsmaalox]

So girls keep tally marks of how many dicks have been in their mouths on a little card and try to compare to see who has the most power?

Well the real power is when the dick is actually in your mouth. Nothing is written on cards---every wonderful, raunchy detail is kept on a little chip in the brain. No written evidence.

[Fillmoe]

i love when bitches say stupid shit like that and actually believe it....

[mrsmaalox]

No, they sucker you into thinking it's NSA and then blackmail the shit out of you. They'll tell when you don't comply with what they really want. If something seems too good to be true, it's because it is. Duh. :drunk

OOooh SW, for the first time I disagree with you. NSA blowjobs can be a 2-way street. I think it has more to do with the age of the female involved; most under 30 females do have an agenda. The rest of us just want to have fun!

[CuckingFunt]

i love when bitches say stupid shit like that and actually believe it....As I suggested last time we had this argument, if you don't think that the woman is in control when giving a blowjob then you've obviously never gotten head from a chick who knew what she was doing.

[mrsmaalox]

As I suggested last time we had this argument, if you don't think that the woman is in control when giving a blowjob then you've obviously never gotten head from a chick who knew what she was doing.
:tu

[ChuckD]

yea, i did, cuz I already have a girl. now im probably going to get made fun of for being a puss, but oh well...
1 out of 43 Presidents say that BJs aren't sex, so you wouldn't be cheating.

[AlamoSpursFan]

3 pages in and noone felt obliged to point out the Bill Clinton defense: "Eatin' ain't cheatin'!"

:lmao

[AlamoSpursFan]

Timing ChuckD...timing!

^5

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

And for God's sake, if you ever get a beejer on the side, don't ever tell your girlfriend.

[marini martini]

3 pages in and noone felt obliged to point out the Bill Clinton defense: "Eatin' ain't cheatin'!"

:lmao

:tu :lmao :tu

"I did not have sex, with that woman!" :toast

[Nbadan]

OOooh SW, for the first time I disagree with you. NSA blowjobs can be a 2-way street. I think it has more to do with the age of the female involved; most under 30 females do have an agenda. The rest of us just want to have fun!

Common ladies, admit it....before your married, it's fun...after your married, it's a obligation....

[ShoogarBear]

Um... no.

Of c... of course not.

That would just be silly.




:oops94wGndbOIPk

[whottt]

I decide to check out the forum main menu and this is what I see:

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/192c0f4064.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)


Geezus H...more than I wanted to know :depressed

[SpursWoman]

OOooh SW, for the first time I disagree with you. NSA blowjobs can be a 2-way street. I think it has more to do with the age of the female involved; most under 30 females do have an agenda. The rest of us just want to have fun!


I'd believe NSA sex from just about anyone, but not just a blowjob.

*shrug*



Common ladies, admit it....before your married, it's fun...after your married, it's a obligation....


Nope ... although I'm sorry if that's the case for you. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Common ladies, admit it....before your married, it's fun...after your married, it's a obligation....

I don't agree. But I will admit there are times when it is more a matter of routine than fun. But obligation for sex, in or out of marriage, is definitely not fun.

[mrsmaalox]

I'd believe NSA sex from just about anyone, but not just a blowjob.

Okay. You are right about that one! :)

[tlongII]

I decide to check out the forum main menu and this is what I see:

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/192c0f4064.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)


Geezus H...more than I wanted to know :depressed

Sig material!

[SpursWoman]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/192c0f4064.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)



:lmao

[Don Quixote]

So how do you get a girl to .. you know ... offer to do you, NSA?

I don't think it's ever happened to me.

[peewee's lovechild]

So how do you get a girl to .. you know ... offer to do you, NSA?

I don't think it's ever happened to me.

You take your wang out and slap her in the face with it.

[Das Texan]

ok ladies.

who is offering the blowjobs today?

[SpursWoman]

So how do you get a girl to .. you know ... offer to do you, NSA?

I don't think it's ever happened to me.



Check Craigslist. :lol

[NASpurs]

NSA = National Security Agency?

Google has failed me.:depressed

[SpursWoman]

"No Strings Attached" :lol

[degenerate_gambler]

NSA = National Security Agency?

Google has failed me.:depressed



man, you need to get more...

[Don Quixote]

Check Craigslist. :lol

No, I've read about those ... where women seeking men have asked for fotos. And you send one, only not only do you not hear from her again, but your pic is suddenly on a dating website!

Besides, I understand that W4M postings usually draw an average of 1,184 responses from horny, oftentimes married, men. What are the odds I'd get selected?

[ShoogarBear]

I decide to check out the forum main menu and this is what I see:

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/192c0f4064.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)


Geezus H...more than I wanted to know :depressedSometimes anything you say will just make it worse.

[ShoogarBear]

Oh, crap, now it says it again.

[JPB]

:lol




Oh crap !