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  1. 03-26-2008 #1
    stretch
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    and she is fine as !
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  2. 03-26-2008 #2
    lebomb
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    Quote Originally Posted by stretch
    and she is fine as !
    Congratulations
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  3. 03-26-2008 #3
    MaNuMaNiAc
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    so why exactly aren't you writing about GETTING a blowjob? did you turn it down??
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  4. 03-26-2008 #4
    stretch
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    Quote Originally Posted by lebomb
    I'm gay. I now have a boner thinking about your penis.
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  5. 03-26-2008 #5
    stretch
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNuMaNiAc
    so why exactly aren't you writing about GETTING a blowjob? did you turn it down??
    yea, i did, cuz I already have a girl. now im probably going to get made fun of for being a puss, but oh well...
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  6. 03-26-2008 #6
    Xylus
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    Very nice!

    Now show her why they call you stretch.
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  7. 03-26-2008 #7
    fraga
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    Quote Originally Posted by stretch
    and she is fine as !
    WTF are you doing typing on an internet message board...go back and drop your pants dumbass...
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  8. 03-26-2008 #8
    DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
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    And you passed it up?

    Puss.
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  9. 03-26-2008 #9
    Xylus
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    Better a puss than a cheating bag.
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  10. 03-26-2008 #10
    DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
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    He's like 20. Cheating doesn't apply at that age.
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  11. 03-26-2008 #11
    Xylus
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    It's also not cheating if you pull out just in time.
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  12. 03-26-2008 #12
    DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
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    It's only cheating if you get caught.
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  13. 03-26-2008 #13
    tlongII
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    If you ain't cheatin you ain't tryin.
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  14. 03-26-2008 #14
    MaNuMaNiAc
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    Quote Originally Posted by DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
    He's like 20. Cheating doesn't apply at that age.
    I agree! At what other age is one to take up on blowjob offers from hot women?? cheating... pfff
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  15. 03-26-2008 #15
    lefty
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    Quote Originally Posted by stretch
    and she is fine as !
    Too bad you don't have a penis; it could have been helpful.
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  16. 03-26-2008 #16
    Vinnie_Johnson
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    Kriz-Maxima
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xylus
    Better a puss than a cheating bag.
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  18. 03-26-2008 #18
    j-6
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    I'm not going to dog the guy for not sticking his crank in her mouth as quickly as possible.

    But keep in mind these three things, stretch...the older you get, the fewer random tramps come up to you and offer to suck you off without you having to reciprocate in any way, shape, form, or fashion. And second, women typically don't go around bragging about how many s they've put in their mouths. Your secret more than likely would have been safe. Third, someone other slap dude is going to be the recipient of this proposed blowjob tonight, probably after purchasing immense amounts of Jager and LIT's. You could have gotten it for free.
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  19. 03-26-2008 #19
    DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
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    Quote Originally Posted by j-6
    ...the older you get, the fewer random tramps come up to you and offer to suck you off without you having to reciprocate in any way, shape, form, or fashion

    Since when? They just happen to be married, which in most cases ends the need for reciprocation.

    Win-win.
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  20. 03-26-2008 #20
    CuckingFunt
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    How much was she charging?
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    Evan
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    Quote Originally Posted by DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
    He's like 20. Cheating doesn't apply at that age.
    no kidding...if I had only known that at that age....ugh
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  22. 03-26-2008 #22
    The sone
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    now THIS is a thread...lmfao!
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  23. 03-26-2008 #23
    E20
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    el pimpo owned hisself in that one thread.
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  24. 03-26-2008 #24
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    I'm sorry you didn't have enough cash on you.
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  25. 03-26-2008 #25
    jman3000
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    i should start a thread everytime some random skank offers me head.
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