Smack talk thread

[GinobiliLooms]

:elephant is the best!

[INS]

I've got the pics but they're sticky. Shoot me an e-mail if you want them.

[Summers]

do you like this song? http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZFUuWQ8FM6A

No thanks; that Southern Decadence stuff doesn't really do anything for me.

[lefty]

Hey guys, ellashoo (girl) has nudes out. e-mail me if you want them.

Cool

So we must send you an email at [email protected] ?

[Tacker]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/5914/timdonkeyxx0.gif

[INS]

e-mail me at [email protected] asking for them.

[lefty]

Tacker, Kori is so going to ban your ass

[CP3-MVP]

Tacker, are you mentally challenged?

[lefty]

Tacker, are you mentally challenged?

Just mentally?

[Tacker]

Tacker, are you mentally challenged?

no

[marini martini]

OOOOOOh Todo, I don't think we're in Kansas, anymore!:lol

Signed,

Dorothy:toast

[whottt]

I love how Spurs fans call Hornet fans bandwagon fans....majority are! But the team left us for two years....it turned the city cold on them...and the team has to win for people to be willing to drive from B.R. and other areas on a consistent basis...because NOLA can't support a team by themselves right now.....still not enough people back in the city.
And you throw your history out there...I forget that your guys first 6 years in S.A. wre kick ass....after we win a championship this year we will already be a 1/4 of the way it to where you guys are .....and on a much quicker pace.

BTW...congrats on winning that tough half season nba title...that was legit. :grrrrl:

Stupid fuck...


If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.


I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.



You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.


You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.



The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

[Kori Ellis]

Tacker, are you mentally challenged?

Definite possibility.

[ellashoo]

thats some pretty obscene self ownage right there.

it would be if i gave a rats ass about basketball. if i were taller than 5'2 i could drop the little ball in the little hoop too. :rollseyes:

[INS]

whottt = gay

[E20]

who gave them to YOU??

here is a sneak peak if anyone is interested: http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m214/ellashoo/new/ellafat2dq5.jpg
I have images turned off, so I can't see it, only the URL, but that link/url FAILS because it has the words FAT in the filename.

[fightingtiger2335]

Stupid fuck...


If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.


I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.



You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.


You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.



The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.



cliff notes?

[CP3-MVP]

whott = :loser:

[E20]

cliff notes?
Cliff notes:

FUCK YOU HORNTES FANS

[ellashoo]

Tacker, Kori is so going to ban your ass


kori :speechless:

[CP3-MVP]

Cliff notes:

FUCK YOU HORNTES FANS


good one :rollseyes:

[INS]

What the fuck is horntes?

[jaffies]

cliff notes?



you suck.

[TigerMac]

Stupid fuck...


If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.


I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.



You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.


You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.



The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.



How long did that take you to write?

And way to break out the thesaurus...

[fightingtiger2335]

What the fuck is horntes?

I knew I should have taken spanish this semester

[E20]

good one :rollseyes:
Learn how to use a smiley fucktard.

[INS]

:grrrrl:

[lefty]

http://www.nataliedee.com/103005/queen-hornet.jpg

[E20]

Wow, the spelling-smack-card, you guys are real good. :rolleyes

[ellashoo]

Stupid fuck...


If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.


I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.



You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.


You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.



The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

he said the eff word. and alot of other mean stuff. wait til chicken sees this.

:ban:

[jaffies]

:prozac:

[Mister Sinister]

OH, it's the Juggernaut, BITCH!

[INS]

Hey E20 do you suck dick for the pleasure or for the money?

[TigerMac]

yall cuss a lot.

[ellashoo]

What the fuck is horntes?

i think thats the team from el paso?

[E20]

The thought of Whottt getting banned. LOL

[lefty]

http://www.coxandforkum.com/archives/04.11.11.HornetsNest-X.gif

[TigerMac]

did anyone take the time to read that long rant? he made about 3 points total.

[E20]

Hey E20 do you suck dick for the pleasure or for the money?
I don't suck dick at all, but I got pictures of you dry humping a bee hive thinking you'll be closer to CP-FUCKFACE

[ellashoo]

How long did that take you to write?

And way to break out the thesaurus...

i like to call it theasaurus. it makes it more fun. it sounds like a dinosaur instead of a boring book of words. grarrrrrrr!!

[lefty]

Peja Stojakovic :

http://www.civilization.ca/cmc/patins/images/hornet_lrg.jpg

[jaffies]

:3pointstotal:

[Spurminator]

You failed to understand the points within the points

Stupid HornetFan

[Tacker]

I don't suck dick at all, but I got pictures of you dry humping a bee hive thinking you'll be closer to CP-FUCKFACE

+1

[Mister Sinister]

“Well what’s it going to be then eh?”

Well there was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, Dim being really dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar making up our rasoodocks what to do with the evening, a flip dark chill winter bastard through dry. I sat there, peeting on my milk plus, a real horror show vellocet, the kind with the knives in it, as we used to say, and this would sharpen you up and make you ready for the ultra-violence, and this is what we were peeting this evening I’m starting off the story with, a raskazz of how my life got turned about, in the opposite ways of upways. So it goes.

Our pockets were full of deng, so there was no real need from the point of view of crasting any more pretty polly to tolchock some old veck in an alley and viddy him swim in his blood while we counted the takings and divided by four, nor to do the ultra-violent on some shivering starry grey-haired ptitsa in a shop and go smecking off with the till’s guts. But, as they say, money isn’t everything.

I could feel the knives of the old moloko starting to prick, and now I was ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence, to put the boot to some grazhny old pyahnitsa and slooshy doing the old boo hoo hoo and to viddy his guttiwutts spilling out of his earthly vessel, the reddest of reds, O my brothers, real horror show. And perhaps finish up the evening with the old in-out on some weepy young devotchka.

So there we were, me being Alex and my three droogs, their names not with any need to be repeated, got up on the old footiewooties and koolied out of the old Korova, sharpened up and ready to rough and tumble, and we scatted out into the big winter nochy.

When we traveled our way to the outside we walked around a bit, smecking an suchlike, when we viddied a burbling old pyahnitsa, howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers and going blerp blerp in between as it might be a flithy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts. O, we put the boot to him real horror show, O my brothers, and we viddied the reds coming out of him real horrorshow and smecked and smecked our way back to our humble abodes, feeling fagged and shagged and all the vesches in between, and as I approached to gateway entrance to where I would be laying my gulliver down to rest the nochy away I got a real horrorshow idea. Instantly I scatted over to the sidewalk and I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror, if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought: "Man, forget it, yo holmes, to Bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo holmes, smell you later." I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air.

[ellashoo]

yall cuss a lot.

omg! did yall see theire "ban"?!!!!
it is the cutest-thing-ever!!!!!

how could you have the heart to actually ban someone if thats your ban thingy?

:ban: :ban: :ban:

its effing dancing deoderant!!!

[pawe]

Peja Stojakovic :

http://www.civilization.ca/cmc/patins/images/hornet_lrg.jpg

more like, Peja Stojakovic's mother

[INS]

CP-FUCKFACE = not funny. I know you're likely in middle school, but random curse words does not equal humor. Now Popovich's face, Manu's nose and bald spot, and Tim Duncan loving mayonnaise.. now that's funny.

[marini martini]

I don't suck dick at all, but I got pictures of you dry humping a bee hive thinking you'll be closer to CP-FUCKFACE

Did you ever know that you're my hero?:toast

[fightingtiger2335]

:spurs:
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/72342667.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=D7D5341DF8CB2C3624C0F336234D6573284831B75F48EF45

[E20]

CP-FUCKFACE = not funny. I know you're likely in middle school, but random curse words does not equal humor. Now Popovich's face, Manu's nose and bald spot, and Tim Duncan loving mayonnaise.. now that's funny.
Wow middle school smack you're REAL GOOD. :rolleyes

[arcticjoe]

did anyone take the time to read that long rant? he made about 3 points total.

i absolutely did, all the while laughing to the point of tears

[lefty]

:spurs:
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/72342667.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=D7D5341DF8CB2C3624C0F336234D6573284831B75F48EF45

You mean CP3 when Bowen challenges his shots

[E20]

Did you ever know that you're my hero?:toast
The wind beneath your wings? :lol:toast

[Supreme_Being]

I love this thread.

[INS]

E20, how many articles of tye dye clothing do you own?

[jaffies]

--Chicken or Turkey Tetrazzini

INGREDIENTS

* 12 ounces spaghetti
* 1 1/2 teaspoons vegetable oil
* 1/2 teaspoon salt
* 1 1/2 tablespoons butter
* 1/4 cup chopped onion
* 1 clove garlic, minced
* 2 (10.75 ounce) cans condensed cream of mushroom soup
* 1 cup chicken broth
* 1 teaspoon seasoning salt
* 3 cups shredded American cheese
* 4 cups cooked and cubed chicken
* 2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley
* 2 tablespoons diced red bell pepper

DIRECTIONS

1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
2. Cook spaghetti according to package directions, add oil and salt to cooking water. Drain.
3. In large saucepan or Dutch oven over medium heat, melt butter. Add onion and garlic. Cook, stirring occasionally, 2 minutes. Add soup, broth, seasoned salt and 1 1/2 cups of the cheese. Cook and stir until cheese melts and mixture is smooth. Add spaghetti and chicken or turkey. Mix well. Transfer to 2-quart baking dish. Cover with foil.
4. Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 30 minutes or until hot and bubbly.
5. Remove foil. Sprinkle with remaining 1 1/2 cups. cheese. Continue baking 2 minutes or until cheese melts. Sprinkle with parsley and bell pepper.

[E20]

E20, how many articles of tye dye clothing do you own?
Wow ________ smack, you're real good. :rolleyes

[Summers]

CP-FUCKFACE = not funny. I know you're likely in middle school, but random curse words does not equal humor. Now Popovich's face, Manu's nose and bald spot, and Tim Duncan loving mayonnaise.. now that's funny.

Mmm... mayonnaise...

[INS]

Bruce Bowen is a bitch for staying on the ground after that foul. He tried to milk it enough for a flagrant 2. And Parker gets the :dunce: award for trying to flop and slamming his head on the court.

[marini martini]

The wind beneath your wings? :lol:toast

Yeppers!:toast:lol:toast

[Ham Hands Bill]

Who is this ellas chick, she seems like a retarded cunt

[Tino03]

E20, are you a chick?

[am4titansandlsu]

Who is this ellas chick, she seems like a retarded cunt

she is

[marini martini]

Who is this ellas chick, she seems like a retarded cunt


FTS! They're are def. no retarted cunts here, except you:lol

[TigerMac]

--Chicken or Turkey Tetrazzini

INGREDIENTS

* 12 ounces spaghetti
* 1 1/2 teaspoons vegetable oil
* 1/2 teaspoon salt
* 1 1/2 tablespoons butter
* 1/4 cup chopped onion
* 1 clove garlic, minced
* 2 (10.75 ounce) cans condensed cream of mushroom soup
* 1 cup chicken broth
* 1 teaspoon seasoning salt
* 3 cups shredded American cheese
* 4 cups cooked and cubed chicken
* 2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley
* 2 tablespoons diced red bell pepper

DIRECTIONS

1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
2. Cook spaghetti according to package directions, add oil and salt to cooking water. Drain.
3. In large saucepan or Dutch oven over medium heat, melt butter. Add onion and garlic. Cook, stirring occasionally, 2 minutes. Add soup, broth, seasoned salt and 1 1/2 cups of the cheese. Cook and stir until cheese melts and mixture is smooth. Add spaghetti and chicken or turkey. Mix well. Transfer to 2-quart baking dish. Cover with foil.
4. Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 30 minutes or until hot and bubbly.
5. Remove foil. Sprinkle with remaining 1 1/2 cups. cheese. Continue baking 2 minutes or until cheese melts. Sprinkle with parsley and bell pepper.


In all seriousness, how hard did you crack up when you thought of the brilliant idea to just post some random recipe?

Cause I'm :lmao

[jaffies]

In all seriousness, how hard did you crack up when you thought of the brilliant idea to just post some random recipe?

Cause I'm :lmao

wasn't my idea

but it's funny

[pawe]

omg! did yall see theire "ban"?!!!!
it is the cutest-thing-ever!!!!!

how could you have the heart to actually ban someone if thats your ban thingy?

:ban: :ban: :ban:

its effing dancing deoderant!!!

http://www.getreligion.org/wp-content/photos/say_what.jpg

[Ham Hands Bill]

she is

She seems like one of those chicks who says "like" alot, and she also seems like she would have really smelly period blood

[ellashoo]

Who is this ellas chick, she seems like a retarded cunt

:request admin:

chicken must be off tonight.

[INS]

NASpurs = gay

[TigerMac]

wasn't my idea

but it's funny


want to know a secret.


it wasn't actually funny.

[E20]

whuppity whup nigga whut?

[GinobiliLooms]

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w314/reallybadeggs87/ChrisPaul.jpg

[fightingtiger2335]

You mean CP3 when Bowen challenges his shots
Bowen against other teams
http://www.emptythebench.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/allen-bowen.jpg


Bowen against the hornets
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/37/fullj.26266ce7132cdfd366cf967b1d332a20/26266ce7132cdfd366cf967b1d332a20-getty-80391798cg008_san_antonio_s.jpg

[NASpurs]

NASpurs = gay

Wanna find out?

[Mister Sinister]

Did someone say chimichanga? Never mind. That was just the sound of my skull and brains healing.

[E20]

E20, are you a chick?

No, I'm actually one the manliest men out there.

[INS]

YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will BEAT your ASS PUNK!

[am4titansandlsu]

She seems like one of those chicks who says "like" alot, and she also seems like she would have really smelly period blood

I wouldnt know, but Mr. X would. ask him hes been all over her

[jaffies]

YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will BEAT your ASS PUNK!


:rage?:

[Mister Sinister]

Wanna find out?

I already know. :eyebrows :lol

[E20]

YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will BEAT your ASS PUNK!
Wow, you're real tough, picking on middle school kids. :rolleyes

[ellashoo]

She seems like one of those chicks who says "like" alot, and she also seems like she would have really smelly period blood


im actually 57 and i have already been through "the change". aunt flo stopped visiting me circa 1987. i can go further if you are interested. you are prolly sick of talking about your shitty team, i hear ya.

[marini martini]

DO NOT let lester earl see this or he will call you an opossum. :rollyseyes:

:bangs head:

Get the emo's RIGHT already!:lol:lmao:lol

[Tino03]

No, I'm actually one the manliest men out there.


Ok, I was just wondering why you would bone Rocky.

[INS]

YOU WANT RAGE YOU YOUNG IDIOT! YOU DON'T know ANYTHING!!!!!!!

[E20]

Ok, I was just wondering why you would bone Rocky.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG story.

[E20]

BASIC TYPES OF POO
The Ghost Poo
The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on the toilet paper, but there's no poo in the bowl.

The Clean poo
The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo in the bowl, but theres no poo on the toilet paper.

The Wet Poo
You wipe your butt fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So yo end up putting toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.

The Splash-Back Poo
That's the kind that comes out of your butt so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.

The Second Wave Poo
This poo happens when you think you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to poo some more.

The Brain Haemorrahage-through-your-nose Poo
You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.

The Lincoln Log
The kind of poo that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.

The Power Dump Poo
The kind that comes out so fast, you've barely got your pants down and you're done.

The Liquid Plumber Poo
This kind of poo is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log Poo.

The Spinal Tap Poo
The kind of poo that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways.

The 'I-think-I'm-turning-into-a-bunny' Poo
When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splishy sounds when they hit the water.

The 'What-the-hell-died-in-here' Poo
Also sometimes referred to as The Toxic Dump. Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out a-gagging and a-gasping for air.

The 'I-just-know-there's-a-turd-still-dangling-there' Poo
Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop.

[NASpurs]

Who let the retards in?

Didn't know the Special Olympics participants had internet access.

[ellashoo]

I wouldnt know, but Mr. X would. ask him hes been all over her

who the eff is mr x? :confused:

[NASpurs]

I already know. :eyebrows :lol

:married:

[INS]

I'll Come To San Antonio Game 3! Where Do You Want To Meet?!????

[Mister Sinister]

who the eff is mr x? :confused:

Simpsons did it!!!

[fightingtiger2335]

Who let the retards in?

Didn't know the Special Olympics participants had internet access.

I can't believe they let Spurs fans on the internet either.

[Mister Sinister]

:married:

:lmao Bitch, you owe me a soda.

[Ham Hands Bill]

Who let the retards in?

Didn't know the Special Olympics participants had internet access.

THATS HILARIOUS IMO FWIW

[ellashoo]

Get the emo's RIGHT already!:lol:lmao:lol

no seriously. someone said he sported a tyedye shirt on his facebook pic, and i asked him one light hearted question about "was it theme night on your gay cruise" and he got all pissy and all hell broke loose. :devil:

[GinobiliLooms]

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn232/Andeyhollawho/rage.jpg

[am4titansandlsu]

who the eff is mr x? :confused:

the little 12 year old that stalks the women of the ot. I dont know what sick perverted name you refer to him as though............

[pawe]

YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will BEAT your ASS PUNK!

don't misunderestimate me.

http://v1.studenten.net/graphics/content/mainpictures/25-6-2004-10-19-bush-dumb_234.jpg

[TigerMac]

THATS HILARIOUS IMO FWIW

i thought so TOO

[INS]

WHO WANTS RAGE!??? I'll show YOU RAGE!

[E20]

http://blog.joins.com/usr/d/r/drsuekim/5/elephantitis.jpg

[Ham Hands Bill]

the little 12 year old that stalks the women of the ot. I dont know what sick perverted name you refer to him as though............

you're confusing Mr. X with bt, gcs, and poo

[ellashoo]

i cant tell who's replying to who because no one quotes here. but i feel like im not using this one enough. :downspin::downspin::downspin::downspin::downspin: :downspin::downspin::downspin::downspin::downspin: :downspin::downspin:

[Mister Sinister]

I look like...Thundercracker!

[E20]

I can't believe they let Spurs fans on the internet either.
And here you are posting on a Spurs board at midnight.

[INS]

ella, quit being a cunt.

[TigerMac]

you're confusing Mr. X with bt, gcs, and poo


gcs needs this place in his life, IMOHO, FWIW.

[E20]

I'm going to sleep.

[ellashoo]

you're confusing Mr. X with bt, gcs, and poo

ham hands= INS and henderson hands??:bking

[Ham Hands Bill]

ShagiaFrost

WTGP?

WINK WINK

[ellashoo]

the little 12 year old that stalks the women of the ot. I dont know what sick perverted name you refer to him as though............

this could be so many people. anyone really. :popcorn:

[INS]

No. You're wrong.

[Summers]

ella, quit being a cunt.

Who exactly invited her? She doesn't even like basketball and that's just wrong.

[Ham Hands Bill]

Who exactly invited her? She doesn't even like basketball and that's just wrong.

Agreed, somebody ban that cunt

[Summers]

I'm going to sleep.

Night!

[ellashoo]

ella, quit being a cunt.
see if i ever make out with you now.

[pawe]

Who exactly invited her? She doesn't even like basketball and that's just wrong.

she has nude pics though

[marini martini]

I'll Come To San Antonio Game 3! Where Do You Want To Meet?!????

How about the Church's Fried Chicken, at Houston & MLK! Be sure & wear your Hornets Jersey:lmao:lmao:lmao

[INS]

see if i ever make out with you now.

I'll just wait till you are asleep.

[INS]

I'm sure you found the joke funny.. but it failed hard.

[Spurminator]

Stars win!!! Stars win!!!

[TigerMac]

How about the Church's Fried Chicken, at Houston & MLK! Be sure & wear your Hornets Jersey:lmao:lmao:lmao

That is not going to work for him. It will have to be at the top of a parking tower exactly 30 minutes after the game. If you are not there at 30, he will know you are a pussy.

[INS]

Dallas = gay

[marini martini]

I'm going to sleep.

Meeeeeee,2:sleep

[ellashoo]

Agreed, somebody ban that cunt

:request admin:

[Ham Hands Bill]

Why did my sig stuff disappear...FUCK

[Summers]

she has nude pics though

Yeah... that does nothing for me.

[ellashoo]

I'm sure you found the joke funny.. but it failed hard.

i cant tell who you are talking to= you need to quote son.

[INS]

ella, i will start stealing your underwear if you don't show more respect.

[Kori Ellis]

Who is ella, and why did you bring her along?

[Spurminator]

What a waste of a genius username

[ellashoo]

Why did my sig stuff disappear...FUCK

i would do :ban: but its too nice so it loses any effectiveness. kinda like when someone cuts you off and you try to honnnnnkkk at them and you have a little wimpy chihuahua honker like "toot toot" that says "hey whats up pal, thanks for cutting me off!"

[Charles Bronson]

i cant tell who you are talking to= you need to quote son.

Wanna cyber?

[Ham Hands Bill]

ella, i will start stealing your underwear if you don't show more respect.

EWWWWWWW

[INS]

ella is a whore who follows me around.

[Kori Ellis]

Why did my sig stuff disappear...FUCK

It didn't. It just shows up once on each page.


And for the freak with the porn, it doesn't belong here.

[ellashoo]

Who is ella, and why did you bring her along?

are you chicken? and if so are you at all concerned about the fish in that girls hooha?

[TigerMac]

fish anyone?

[Kori Ellis]

are you chicken? and if so are you at all concerned about the fish in that girls hooha?

It's already been deleted.

[baconismeatcandy]

aww my pic went away

[jmard5]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1391/beemovieposterou5.jpg

[fightingtiger2335]

Wanna cyber?

back off cyber...she's my e-slut.

Corey..get all your spurs goons out of this thread they are starting to bring it down with Spurs fan stupidity.

[ellashoo]

ella is a whore who follows me around.
you wish. youve only asked to make put woth you 67436746328 times a day. and you thinking about my underwear = :yack:

[TigerMac]

And for the freak with the porn, it doesn't belong here.


Is that like an official rule or just kind of an unwritten rule, because I gotta say, it seems like kind of a grey area.

[timvp]

From what I gather, Louisiana is like one giant city of Victoria.

[baconismeatcandy]

not even banned?

[Kori Ellis]

back off cyber...she's my e-slut.

Corey..get all your spurs goons out of this thread they are starting to bring it down with Spurs fan stupidity.

Why do you insist on calling me "Corey?" I'm a female named Kori. I'm not Corey Maggette.

[Ham Hands Bill]

It didn't. It just shows up once on each page.

Thats pretty genius...can you ban ella

[ellashoo]

It's already been deleted.

thats it??? chicken would have that guys balls on a plate by now. yall are so lenient. yall must not have sponsors. :dunno:

[Kori Ellis]

Is that like an official rule or just kind of an unwritten rule, because I gotta say, it seems like kind of a grey area.

It's just a rule. There's plenty of places to see girls with fish up their twats. SpursTalk doesn't need to be one of them.

[jag]

not even banned?

I think you might have failed at a porn suicide.

wow


epic fail?

[Ham Hands Bill]

thats it??? chicken would have that guys balls on a plate by now. yall are so lenient. yall must not have sponsors. :dunno:

GOD, not only are you a cunt...you're an ANNOYING CUNT

[GinobiliLooms]

This thread is like a visit from the in-Laws.

[Charles Bronson]

thats it??? chicken would have that guys balls on a plate by now. yall are so lenient. yall must not have sponsors. :dunno:

Why do you keep flanking words with colons? You retarded like Timmay?

[Kori Ellis]

Thats pretty genius...can you ban ella

Sure I can. But should I?

What's her deal? Why does she follow you guys around if she doesn't even like the Hornets?

[Summers]

Is that like an official rule or just kind of an unwritten rule, because I gotta say, it seems like kind of a grey area.

It's an official rule.

[fightingtiger2335]

Why do you insist on calling me "Corey?" I'm a female named Kori. I'm not Corey Maggette.


It's a joke Corey.


So is your vagine bigger than Ellas? I would bet no...thats impossible.

[baconismeatcandy]

this site blows

[am4titansandlsu]

Sure I can. But should I?

What's her deal? Why does she follow you guys around if she doesn't even like the Hornets?

pretty much

[ellashoo]

Why do you insist on calling me "Corey?" I'm a female named Kori. I'm not Corey Maggette.
YES a woman in charge!!! woot! and she allows hoohas? :confused:

eta- woman in charge = good most of the time but /=/ hilary

[Kori Ellis]

not even banned?

Did you want banned? :wtf

[INS]

Corey's vagina smells like Ella's fwiw.

[Mister Sinister]

WTGP?

WINK WINK

Ex-squeeze me?

[Kori Ellis]

Corey's vagina smells like Ella's fwiw.

So you have had Ella?

[ellashoo]

It's just a rule. There's plenty of places to see girls with fish up their twats. SpursTalk doesn't need to be one of them.

:bow: i like her sassyness. i will invite her to the next LLOT fetaher pillow fight sleepover.

[INS]

Oh and why are Corey and Ella out of the kitchen?

[Ham Hands Bill]

Sure I can. But should I?

What's her deal? Why does she follow you guys around if she doesn't even like the Hornets?

Meh, she is easy....I mean an easy target



And I didn't know you were a chick, does the word "cunt" offend you?

[Charles Bronson]

So, what are you guys wearing?

[baconismeatcandy]

Did you want banned?
Testing the waters... That would have got me banned on TD :owlie:

[Kori Ellis]

Meh, she is easy....I mean an easy target



And I didn't know you were a chick, does the word "cunt" offend you?

No, I have one, why should I get offended?

Does the word "balls" offend you? Or don't you have any?

[Kori Ellis]

Oh and why are Corey and Ella out of the kitchen?

Because I've already cooked dinner and banged my husband tonight. Now I'm babysitting Hornets fans.

[GinobiliLooms]

Kori Ellis ftw

[timvp]

How long is the drive from Victoria to Louisiana?

[Ham Hands Bill]

No, I have one, why should I get offended?

Does the word "balls" offend you? Or don't you have any?

You > Chicken...FWIW

[ellashoo]

No, I have one, why should I get offended?

Does the word "balls" offend you? Or don't you have any?

:love: drool: :whoa:

[Charles Bronson]

Because I've already cooked dinner and banged my husband tonight. Now I'm babysitting Hornets fans.

Get to ironing, bitch!

[Summers]

Because I've already cooked dinner and banged my husband tonight. Now I'm babysitting Hornets fans.

:lol

[TigerMac]

How long is the drive from Victoria to Louisiana?

why do you keep talking about victoria? are you trying ot make a joke or are you just asking a stupid question?

[Kori Ellis]

Get to ironing, bitch!
:sleep That's what I pay the dry cleaner to do.

[fightingtiger2335]

You > Chicken...FWIW


Can we link this thread to chicken? He use to be cool like this before Td.com sold out.

[Summers]

How long is the drive from Victoria to Louisiana?

Very, very short.

[timvp]

why do you keep talking about victoria? are you trying ot make a joke or are you just asking a stupid question?I rest my case. Which one of you goes by the name "mookie"?

[Ham Hands Bill]

Can we link this thread to chicken? He use to be cool like this before Td.com sold out.

I've never known chicken to be cool

[Charles Bronson]

Corey, how mcuh do you weigh?

[fightingtiger2335]

Corey on td.com ellashoo is getting wet over you....she often meets her boyfriends from that website so be careful what you say around her.


And I only threw up in your house one time ella!! And you weren't even there to make me more food after I threw it up.

[lsu480]

wassup bitches!!

[Ham Hands Bill]

and she has money. this is the perfect woman.

I wish she would ban you already

[Charles Bronson]

and she has money. this is the perfect woman.
Would you lick her?

[pawe]

Because I've already cooked dinner and banged my husband tonight. Now I'm babysitting Hornets fans.


I love you!

[Kori Ellis]

Corey on td.com ellashoo is getting wet over you....she often meets her boyfriends from that website so be careful what you say around her.

She's wet over me? She's bi?

[lsu480]

Nice fag car key loser!

[pawe]

Nice fag car key loser!

don't hate..masturbate

[Ham Hands Bill]

She's wet over me? She's bi?

She seems like the type who can take what she gets...kinda like a dog are homeless person who camps out at dumpsters near restaurants

[Charles Bronson]

She's bi?

More desperate than anything, but possibly. You should pursue that. :hat

[Bgwizzlefoshizzle]

Sup Bitches

[fightingtiger2335]

She's wet over me? She's bi?

She gets drunk and wants to make out with girls......shes been dieing to do more though.

[TigerMac]

Nice fag car key loser!

you suck worse here that TD

[ellashoo]

Corey on td.com ellashoo is getting wet over you....she often meets her boyfriends from that website so be careful what you say around her.
.

i only have 1 boyf from their silly goose.





And I only threw up in your house one time ella!! And you weren't even there to make me more food after I threw it up. what an effing bitch i was that night to not stick around and cook more for you. my sincerest apologies. :rollesyes:

[fightingtiger2335]

Sup Bitches


Please please please ban this guy

[ellashoo]

Sup Bitches

roflamo rofalmo!

[Bgwizzlefoshizzle]

GinobiliLooms

IS A FAG.

[Ham Hands Bill]

i only have 1 boyf from their silly goose.


what an effing bitch i was that night to not stick around and cook more for you. my sincerest apologies. :rollesyes:

dont you mean :grrrl:?

[Bgwizzlefoshizzle]

Ella, where did your hoar ass knight for me?

[Ham Hands Bill]

IS A FAG.

Who the fuck is this faggot

[fightingtiger2335]

if grrrl comes on here tonight i'm done.

[Kori Ellis]

no way. im straight. i did ask girrlll to kiss me but the boyf wouldnt have it. i do have girls crushes on drew barrymore, rachel weisz, and chelsea handler though.

Your boyfriend sounds a little odd if he didn't want you to kiss a girl.

[Ham Hands Bill]

Kori...if a grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl signs up, please ban her on the spot. Thanks

[lsu480]

Thats Tim Duncans cock!!

[Kori Ellis]

Man, stop of the porn, freaks.

[Bgwizzlefoshizzle]

Who the fuck is this faggot

Sup brah. I know who you are btw. Remember, i'm not an idiot like all the other td posters.


And grrrl is still suckin bt's cock.

[fightingtiger2335]

Your boyfriend sounds a little odd if he didn't want you to kiss a girl.
His pink star tattoos are against it.

[ellashoo]

Ella, where did your hoar ass knight for me?

sweety its whore. but yeah i cant link it. i believe my exact words contained "abercrombie looking" and "gets all the ladies"

:pimp:

eta- are you going to try to run for late night pres here?

[Nolazach]

Jeeeez thats a little much there. So much for Hornets talk.

[Bgwizzlefoshizzle]

Man, stop of the porn, freaks.

Kori Ellis, shut the fuck up. You add nothing to this board. :nope

[fightingtiger2335]

Corey do you ever have a porn thread that is allowed? just curious...always topic of debate on td.com

[GinobiliLooms]

sometimes you just have to push the ban button.

[fightingtiger2335]

what the hell is up with the patches? eeek.

[grrrrrrl]

And grrrl is still suckin bt's cock.

I already finished doing that tonight, thank you.

[Ham Hands Bill]

Please ban lsu480...nobody likes him on our board to begin with

[Kori Ellis]

Corey do you ever have a porn thread that is allowed? just curious...always topic of debate on td.com

I used to have a password protected section that was all porn back in the day. But not anymore.

[Ham Hands Bill]

I already finished doing that tonight, thank you.

GODDAMMIT, I requested you be banned on the spot

[fightingtiger2335]

I already finished doing that tonight, thank you.


fuck....we asked grrrrrrrrl not to be accepted Corey!

[pawe]

where'd all these fucktards come from? Stop shaking the hive people!!!

[TigerMac]

Please ban lsu480...nobody likes him on our board to begin with

:kige:

[Ham Hands Bill]

Please unban bgfoshizzle...he didn't know you were the head honcho

[fightingtiger2335]

honcho


racist son of a bitch

[Summers]

where'd all these fucktards come from? Stop shaking the hive people!!!

Seriously! We didn't say you could invite your whole damn inbred family!

[ellashoo]

fuck....we asked grrrrrrrrl not to be accepted Corey!



yayayyayayayyyy! grllllll's here!!


and kori- you had a porn board?!??! whyy?

[TigerMac]

Please unban bgfoshizzle...he didn't know you were the head honcho


it's true.

[GinobiliLooms]

Seriously! We didn't say you could invite your whole damn inbred family!

/scene

[Kori Ellis]

yayayyayayayyyy! grllllll's here!!


and kori- you had a porn board?!??! whyy?

Because everybody loves porn.

[Ham Hands Bill]

Kori, you are the shit :bow:...please unban bgfoshizzle

[grrrrrrl]

fuck....we asked grrrrrrrrl not to be accepted Corey!

Thats fucked up, ft! Now any chance of us making out ever is gone

[Kori Ellis]

Kori, you are the shit :bow:...please unban bgfoshizzle

I already unbanned it.

[Summers]

Because everybody loves porn.

That's true. I love porn.

[Ham Hands Bill]

I already unbanned it.

Thanks Kori, I love you FWIW

[Ham Hands Bill]

from td, who would knight so hard for bg? not nobody or kstout...hmmm?

ella I hardly post on TD.com, you wouldn't know me

[fightingtiger2335]

Thats fucked up, ft! Now any chance of us making out ever is gone


:grrl:

[Bgwizzlefoshizzle]

Thanks kori, i was just messing with ya.


But can you ban ella?:lol

[pawe]

Do you ever sleep at all Kori?

[Ham Hands Bill]

Thanks kori, i was just messing with ya.


But can you ban ella?:lol

+1

[ellashoo]

Because everybody loves porn.

what about jehovahhs witnesses?

[Kori Ellis]

Do you ever sleep at all Kori?

Between 5am and 9am :lol

[Kori Ellis]

what about jehovahhs witnesses?

They just don't know they love porn.

[Bgwizzlefoshizzle]

Kori, are you gonna join tigerdroppings.com?

The famous Kige Ramsey post there.

http://i31.tinypic.com/2qtxoxg.gif

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

Seriously! We didn't say you could invite your whole damn inbred family!

http://pvdugas.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/wv-6.jpg

[grrrrrrl]

:grrl:

Don't :grrrl: me.