It Won't Be Competitive

[Saguaro]

I'm just posting here as an honest Laker fan. Sorry, but the Spurs really don't have a chance in this series. The Lakers are led by veterans who won't fall apart in the heat of the moment like the young Hornets did. Kobe will close the deal. The Laker offensive machine is at least an order of magnitude better than the Hornets attack that just shredded the Spurs three times in the Big Easy. My Lakers picked apart a savvy Jazz team that had improved by leaps and bounds since last year.

You Spurs fans think that Pau Gasol is the same guy who got no support from his Memphis team. Now he's just a cog in this fluid machine. Take your pick: pack the lane to contain Mamba and let Gasol Paund you from the perimeter, or try to take him out of the game and let Mamba drive the lane over and over until all your big men foul out.

You Spurs fans think the Laker bench is the same thin gruel it's been the last few years. Well, the kids are growing up. Farmar, Vujacic and Walton will make you pay for your insolence.

This Laker attack is too balanced and too versatile to stop, and even all that Spur experience won't forestall the inevitable. I'll throw you a bone and say the Spurs make one last stand at the Alamo (one game), but this series marks the end of your interlude between two installments of this great transgenerational Laker Dynasty.

Lakers in 5!

[LakersDynasty]

excellent thread.

[TampaDude]

Fail...

[SPARKY]

The morons haven't changed a bit.

[rAm]

Am I the only one who thinks the Jazz actually digressed from last year?

[mardigan]

I'm just posting here as an honest Laker fan. Sorry, but the Spurs really don't have a chance in this series.

I feel the same way about the lakers chances. Ive never in my life been less scared of matching up with a Lakers playoff team. Spurs in 5.

[dickface]

Am I the only one who thinks the Jazz actually digressed from last year?

They kept veering off topic?

[Phil Hellmuth]

That is turrrrible (c) Charles Barkely

[honestfool84]

wow.
a troll with so many posts (79).

what is happening?

these laker trolls are scary.

[T Park]

Awesome.

So then if we lose I won't feel bad.

So what the hell, lets play the games anyways :)

[Princess Pimp]

I'm just posting here as an honest Laker fan. Sorry, but the Spurs really don't have a chance in this series. The Lakers are led by veterans who won't fall apart in the heat of the moment like the young Hornets did. Kobe will close the deal. The Laker offensive machine is at least an order of magnitude better than the Hornets attack that just shredded the Spurs three times in the Big Easy. My Lakers picked apart a savvy Jazz team that had improved by leaps and bounds since last year.

You Spurs fans think that Pau Gasol is the same guy who got no support from his Memphis team. Now he's just a cog in this fluid machine. Take your pick: pack the lane to contain Mamba and let Gasol Paund you from the perimeter, or try to take him out of the game and let Mamba drive the lane over and over until all your big men foul out.

You Spurs fans think the Laker bench is the same thin gruel it's been the last few years. Well, the kids are growing up. Farmar, Vujacic and Walton will make you pay for your insolence.

This Laker attack is too balanced and too versatile to stop, and even all that Spur experience won't forestall the inevitable. I'll throw you a bone and say the Spurs make one last stand at the Alamo (one game), but this series marks the end of your interlude between two installments of this great transgenerational Laker Dynasty.

Lakers in 5!


This will be a short series in favor of the Lakers

[austinlakepirate]

Am I the only one who thinks the Jazz actually digressed from last year?

Yea, the Jizz suck.

The spurs just beat NO and Phoenix, those are real teams

Get ready for a wake up call you oblivious dumb asses.

[ChumpDumper]

:lol

I remember this bitch.

He's actually a sunfan.

We need a chart to keep track of the trolls real teams.

[SpursDynasty]

I don't see any veterans other than Kobe and Fisher.

[Kori Ellis]

Excellent. Thanks for letting us know, we can start making summer vacation plans.

The Spurs didn't have a chance against the Suns or Hornets either.

[CubanMustGo]

Farmar, Vujacic and Walton

The league trembles at the mention of those three names.









With laughter.

[Saguaro]

Excellent. Thanks for letting us know, we can start making summer vacation plans.

The Spurs didn't have a chance against the Suns or Hornets either.
Eventually luck runs into a purple & gold brick wall.

[foodie2]

What the fuck is a Mamba?

[Strike]

This will be a short series in favor of the Lakers

Like the short series between the Spurs and Suns?

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f91/chenge4055/failagain.gif

[Kori Ellis]

Eventually luck runs into a purple & gold brick wall.

Saguaro's best post when he was a Suns fan:


Typical. Hollinger is an absolute Spurs homer. None of the Spurs title teams should be in the top 30, and none should rank above the '93 Suns.

[Saguaro]

What the fuck is a Mamba?

A Mamba is a deadly cobra that strikes fear in all who come near. You will not survive its bite, just like the Spurs will not survive Kobe Bryant.

[Kori Ellis]

Well enjoy them (three trophies) because the Spurs will never win another. Karma, bitch.

[JustSpurs]

Excellent. Thanks for letting us know, we can start making summer vacation plans.

The Spurs didn't have a chance against the Suns or Hornets either.

I guess we can all start pile driving Coronas. This has freed-up my TNT viewing times too. :toast

[Saguaro]

Typical. Hollinger is an absolute Spurs homer. None of the Spurs title teams should be in the top 30, and none should rank above the '93 Suns.
This year even Spurs homer Hollinger knows what's up. It was a nice run, Spursies, but all things must come to an end.

[The_Worlds_finest]

Eh I was going to type something out Ill just let the teams speak for themselves

[smeagol]

I'm just posting here as an honest Laker fan. Sorry, but the Spurs really don't have a chance in this series. The Lakers are led by veterans who won't fall apart in the heat of the moment like the young Hornets did. Kobe will close the deal. The Laker offensive machine is at least an order of magnitude better than the Hornets attack that just shredded the Spurs three times in the Big Easy. My Lakers picked apart a savvy Jazz team that had improved by leaps and bounds since last year.

You Spurs fans think that Pau Gasol is the same guy who got no support from his Memphis team. Now he's just a cog in this fluid machine. Take your pick: pack the lane to contain Mamba and let Gasol Paund you from the perimeter, or try to take him out of the game and let Mamba drive the lane over and over until all your big men foul out.

You Spurs fans think the Laker bench is the same thin gruel it's been the last few years. Well, the kids are growing up. Farmar, Vujacic and Walton will make you pay for your insolence.

This Laker attack is too balanced and too versatile to stop, and even all that Spur experience won't forestall the inevitable. I'll throw you a bone and say the Spurs make one last stand at the Alamo (one game), but this series marks the end of your interlude between two installments of this great transgenerational Laker Dynasty.

Lakers in 5!

I bet you $10,000 Kobe never scored 25 pts on Bowen, the year Bruce got the DPOY award . . .































(shit, that's already been done!)

[ShoogarBear]

So Saguaro didn't really become a Laker Fan until they were winning?








And this makes him different, how?

[Princess Pimp]

I'm just posting here as an honest Laker fan. Sorry, but the Spurs really don't have a chance in this series. The Lakers are led by veterans who won't fall apart in the heat of the moment like the young Hornets did. Kobe will close the deal. The Laker offensive machine is at least an order of magnitude better than the Hornets attack that just shredded the Spurs three times in the Big Easy. My Lakers picked apart a savvy Jazz team that had improved by leaps and bounds since last year.

You Spurs fans think that Pau Gasol is the same guy who got no support from his Memphis team. Now he's just a cog in this fluid machine. Take your pick: pack the lane to contain Mamba and let Gasol Paund you from the perimeter, or try to take him out of the game and let Mamba drive the lane over and over until all your big men foul out.

You Spurs fans think the Laker bench is the same thin gruel it's been the last few years. Well, the kids are growing up. Farmar, Vujacic and Walton will make you pay for your insolence.

This Laker attack is too balanced and too versatile to stop, and even all that Spur experience won't forestall the inevitable. I'll throw you a bone and say the Spurs make one last stand at the Alamo (one game), but this series marks the end of your interlude between two installments of this great transgenerational Laker Dynasty.

Lakers in 5!

Excellent analysis Saguaro!

[Kori Ellis]

Duncan isn't the heir to anything. Nobody cares about Duncan and nobody will remember as anything but the leader of Team Cheap Shot.

[5 rings]

I'm just posting here as an honest Laker fan. Sorry, but the Spurs really don't have a chance in this series. The Lakers are led by veterans who won't fall apart in the heat of the moment like the young Hornets did. Kobe will close the deal. The Laker offensive machine is at least an order of magnitude better than the Hornets attack that just shredded the Spurs three times in the Big Easy. My Lakers picked apart a savvy Jazz team that had improved by leaps and bounds since last year.

You Spurs fans think that Pau Gasol is the same guy who got no support from his Memphis team. Now he's just a cog in this fluid machine. Take your pick: pack the lane to contain Mamba and let Gasol Paund you from the perimeter, or try to take him out of the game and let Mamba drive the lane over and over until all your big men foul out.

You Spurs fans think the Laker bench is the same thin gruel it's been the last few years. Well, the kids are growing up. Farmar, Vujacic and Walton will make you pay for your insolence.

This Laker attack is too balanced and too versatile to stop, and even all that Spur experience won't forestall the inevitable. I'll throw you a bone and say the Spurs make one last stand at the Alamo (one game), but this series marks the end of your interlude between two installments of this great transgenerational Laker Dynasty.

Lakers in 5!

damn you guys, he sounds like he knows what hes talking about. i guess we should just watch american idol because after reading this experts post its pretty obvious we are royally fucked. damn... we have no chance.

thanks for apologizing though "honest Laker fan."

if only we had a guy named sasha on our team, or maybe a guy named smush

[Strike]

or maybe a guy named smush

:lmao

[DM28]

Yea, the Jizz suck.

The spurs just beat NO and Phoenix, those are real teams

Get ready for a wake up call you oblivious dumb asses.

Phoenix is a real team? Are you serious? The Lakers would've swept them in 4. We owned the Suns and we will soon own you as well. Put on your "Old Guys Rule" t-shirts and prepare YOURSELVES for a wake up call.

[Saguaro]

So Saguaro didn't really become a Laker Fan until they were winning?








And this makes him different, how?
It's all about defeating evil. And the Lakers will get it done.

[smeagol]

Excellent analysis Saguaro!

Hey bitch, is Saguaro your brother?

[Saguaro]

Phoenix is a real team? Are you serious? The Lakers would've swept them in 4. We owned the Suns and we will soon own you as well. Put on your "Old Guys Rule" t-shirts and prepare YOURSELVES for a wake up call.
Change your favorite team on your profile, my comrade.

[SpursWoman]

:lol

I remember this bitch.

He's actually a sunfan.

We need a chart to keep track of the trolls real teams.


He's actually a Spurs fan, which was a Suns fan, and is apparently now a Lakers fan.


:downspin:

[ChumpDumper]

Change your favorite team on your profile, my comrade.Just like you changed yours from the Suns :lmao

[mardigan]

I'm a troll.

[duncan228]

Change your favorite team on your profile, my comrade.

Something you apparantly do often.

[Saguaro]

He's actually a Spurs fan, which was a Suns fan, and is apparently now a Lakers fan.


:downspin:
No! You lie!

[Princess Pimp]

Actually bitches! The Suns are the only team to beat the Lakers twice (recently) in the playoffs something you won't do because they own your pathetic asses!

[foodie2]

A Mamba is a deadly cobra that strikes fear in all who come near. You will not survive its bite, just like the Spurs will not survive Kobe Bryant.

Yes, I know what a mamba is when it's a snake. So I guess this is one of those cute nicknames, kind of like "Black Jesus" :fishing or "The Answer" :fishing or "The Big Cactus" :fishing

I see. Like that.

Terrifying.

[Spurs Fan in PCB]

Hey bitch, is Saguaro your brother?

I was thinking that same thing. They sound an awful (and I mean awful) lot like each other!

[Strike]

Actually bitches! The Suns are the only team to beat the Lakers twice (recently) in the playoffs something you won't do because they own your pathetic asses!

Who owns the Suns?

Ohhhhh, that's right...

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj308/white_chokolate/bball/827.gif

[ShoogarBear]

I wouldn't hold it against him. None of these other guys were Laker fans last year, either.

[ChumpDumper]

I coulda sworn that guy wrote for the Sonoran Shopper or some other podunk Arizona paper.

[PM5K]

Same thing the Suns fans said, same thing the Hornets fans said...

[Extra Stout]

Who is this idiot who keeps coming up with these lame trolls?

[Medvedenko]

Lakers are the underdog this series.

[austinlakepirate]

Yep


Same thing the Suns fans said, same thing the Hornets fans said...

[Red Adept]

This Laker attack is too balanced and too versatile to stop, and even all that Spur experience won't forestall the inevitable. I'll throw you a bone and say the Spurs make one last stand at the Alamo (one game), but this series marks the end of your interlude between two installments of this great transgenerational Laker Dynasty.

Lakers in 5!

Did he say Transgendered Laker Dynasty? :wow

[beachwood]

Farmar, Vujacic and Walton will make you pay for your insolence.


Didn't Farmar play like shit against the Jazz?

[Strike]

Did he say Transgendered Laker Dynasty? :wow

:lmao

[ShowtimeRedux]

I bet you $10,000 Kobe never scored 25 pts on Bowen, the year Bruce got the DPOY award . . .

Refresh my memory, what year was that? :lol

[dbreiden83080]

Buddy you needed 6 games and it might have been 7 if that 3 goes down to beat the same Jazz team we whipped in 5 last year and you are saying this won't be compeitive, yeah okay whatever. :rolleyes

[Saguaro]

Buddy you needed 6 games and it might have been 7 if that 3 goes down to beat the same Jazz team we whipped in 5 last year and you are saying this won't be compeitive, yeah okay whatever. :rolleyes

Jazz > Spurs

[ChumpDumper]

Why didn't you show up during the Suns series?

[Saguaro]

Why didn't you show up during the Suns series?
How do you know I didn't? :blah

[dbreiden83080]

Excellent. Thanks for letting us know, we can start making summer vacation plans.

The Spurs didn't have a chance against the Suns or Hornets either.

Yeah everyone said Suns in 6 and it was time for them to get over the hump and get revenge on the dreaded Spurs. 1 epic overtime and 5 games later, Nashie was home for yet another summer, with D'antoni fooling Walsh and the Knicks into thinking he knows how to coach. :hat

[ChumpDumper]

How do you know I didn't? :blahHow come you didn't post under the Saguaro screen name during the Suns series this season?

[dbreiden83080]

Jazz > Spurs

We beat them in 5 last year genius, it is the same damn team basically. Actually they might have been better last year.

[Saguaro]

How come you didn't post under the Saguaro screen name during the Suns series this season?

Do I have to use every screen name? You get the point.

[NASpurs]

Do I have to use every screen name? You get the point.

That you're a fucking loser? Is that the point?

[dbreiden83080]

You get the point.

Yeah your a troll we got it

[ChumpDumper]

Do I have to use every screen name? You get the point.Yes, I get the point. You were ashamed. It's very understandable given the Suns' performance this season and last.

[Kori Ellis]

Do I have to use every screen name? You get the point.

Yes, you are a bandwagoning bitch. We get it.

Nice thread.

[George Gervin's Afro]

I'm just posting here as an honest Laker fan. Sorry, but the Spurs really don't have a chance in this series. The Lakers are led by veterans who won't fall apart in the heat of the moment like the young Hornets did. Kobe will close the deal. The Laker offensive machine is at least an order of magnitude better than the Hornets attack that just shredded the Spurs three times in the Big Easy. My Lakers picked apart a savvy Jazz team that had improved by leaps and bounds since last year.

You Spurs fans think that Pau Gasol is the same guy who got no support from his Memphis team. Now he's just a cog in this fluid machine. Take your pick: pack the lane to contain Mamba and let Gasol Paund you from the perimeter, or try to take him out of the game and let Mamba drive the lane over and over until all your big men foul out.

You Spurs fans think the Laker bench is the same thin gruel it's been the last few years. Well, the kids are growing up. Farmar, Vujacic and Walton will make you pay for your insolence.

This Laker attack is too balanced and too versatile to stop, and even all that Spur experience won't forestall the inevitable. I'll throw you a bone and say the Spurs make one last stand at the Alamo (one game), but this series marks the end of your interlude between two installments of this great transgenerational Laker Dynasty.

Lakers in 5!


first suns fans, then hornet fans and now the scum of the earth..:rolleyes

[Saguaro]

Well I've seen the light and the mighty Los Angeles Lakers will finally put an end to this NBA Dark Age on their way to title #15.

[ChumpDumper]

I jumped on the bandwagon! Please let me be on the right one this time!

[Tigole Bitties]

A Mamba is a deadly cobra that strikes fear in all who come near. You will not survive its bite, just like the Spurs will not survive Kobe Bryant.

The Black Mambo #5

a little bit of Monica in my life
a little bit of Erica by my side
a little bit of Rita is all I need
a little bit of Tina is what I see
a little bit of Sandra in the sun
a little bit of Mary all night long
a little bit of Jessica here I am
a little bit of you makes me your man


...And those are just the girls he met in Colorado a few years ago.

[nkdlunch]

We beat them in 5 last year genius, it is the same damn team basically. Actually they might have been better last year.

Yes, Jazz were better last year because they had Derek Fisher. Eventhough he only played the last 3 games I beleive. still, we beat a better Jazz team.

[Extra Stout]

Wow. The lameass troll reappears after like six months, starts a thread, and immediately gets 70 responses.

:lametroll: :dont (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=82195&page=3)

[Budkin]

All I have to say is :lmao

[Saguaro]

bump

[ChumpDumper]

You are correct.

The Phoenix seres was not competitive. You are a sunfan.

[Los Spurs]

I'm just posting here as an honest Laker fan. Sorry, but the Spurs really don't have a chance in this series. The Lakers are led by veterans who won't fall apart in the heat of the moment like the young Hornets did. Kobe will close the deal. The Laker offensive machine is at least an order of magnitude better than the Hornets attack that just shredded the Spurs three times in the Big Easy. My Lakers picked apart a savvy Jazz team that had improved by leaps and bounds since last year.

You Spurs fans think that Pau Gasol is the same guy who got no support from his Memphis team. Now he's just a cog in this fluid machine. Take your pick: pack the lane to contain Mamba and let Gasol Paund you from the perimeter, or try to take him out of the game and let Mamba drive the lane over and over until all your big men foul out.

You Spurs fans think the Laker bench is the same thin gruel it's been the last few years. Well, the kids are growing up. Farmar, Vujacic and Walton will make you pay for your insolence.

This Laker attack is too balanced and too versatile to stop, and even all that Spur experience won't forestall the inevitable. I'll throw you a bone and say the Spurs make one last stand at the Alamo (one game), but this series marks the end of your interlude between two installments of this great transgenerational Laker Dynasty.

Lakers in 5!


Another Drama Queen :rolleyes

[ChumpDumper]

It's funny this sunfan couldn't even bring himself to show up during the Phoenix series because he knew his actual team wouldn't win.