Never Argue with a Woman

[angel_luv]

I received this via e-mail...

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides
to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to
take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her
Book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and
says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the
woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
Start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL : Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
think. Send this to women who are thinkers.

If you receive this, you know you're intelligent.

[CuckingFunt]

you know you're intelligen.


Heh.

[angel_luv]

:lol I think that was a bad copy/ paste job on my part.

I will go look at the e-mail and see. :)

[angel_luv]

Yep, my bad.


MORAL : Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
think. Send this to women who are thinkers.

If you receive this, you know you're intelligent.

[MoSpur]

Cool little story

[Richard Cranium]

He was too soft. He should have booked her.

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't argue with wimmens because they be insane.

You start an argument and two hours of arguing later you forget what it was you were defending and end up apologizing.

[angel_luv]

I don't argue with wimmens because they be insane.

Ever consider that maybe you drove them to it? :)

[peewee's lovechild]

Ever consider that maybe you drove them to it? :)

I'm beyond reproach.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Heh.
intelligen isn't in the dictionary, but heh is.
i need to remember that.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Just like a woman to threaten sexual harassment to get her way.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hillary should do that to Obama.

[CuckingFunt]

Just like a woman to threaten sexual harassment to get her way.

Manipulation = intelligence, didn't you know?

[peewee's lovechild]

Manipulation = intelligence, didn't you know?

No, not at all.

Repurcutions from that kind of manipulation = jail time, if not prison.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Hillary should do that to Obama.
he doesn't like honkies.

[JoeChalupa]

Hillary should do that to Obama.

If only she were thinking.

[BacktoBasics]

I love these little stories. Insert Noahs wife's name and an apostle and people would think it really happened verbatim.

[clambake]

I love these little stories. Insert Noahs wife's name and an apostle and people would think it really happened verbatim.

:rollin and enters our life coach right on que!

[angel_luv]

Blue for B2B.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:rollin and enters our life coach right on que!
on que? :lmao
ole
arriba

cue, perhaps?
:lmao

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I love these little stories. Insert Noahs wife's name and an apostle and people would think it really happened verbatim.your dogma sounds awfully religious to me.

[clambake]

on que? :lmao
ole
arriba

cue, perhaps?
:lmao

:lol

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Queue?

[CuckingFunt]

Quoi?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Quiche?

[CuckingFunt]

Quiznos?

[spurfan81]

Quiche?

is that chick naked in your avatar? and what is she doing?

[clambake]

is that chick naked in your avatar? and what is she doing?

she's checking out his "quipment".

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

is that chick naked in your avatar? and what is she doing?

Qigong.

[spurfan81]

she's checking out his "quipment".

that was my same thought

[Viva Las Espuelas]

she's checking out his "quipment".
cue?

[Blake]

did the book she was reading come with lots of pictures?

[AlamoSpursFan]

It was a cookbook.

:lol

[ShoogarBear]

I love these little stories. Insert Noahs wife's name and an apostle and people would think it really happened verbatim.

Did you know that 12% of Americans believe that Joan of Arc was Noah's wife?

[AlamoSpursFan]

I thought Noah was that pothead from the Bulls...