I received this via e-mail...
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides
to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to
take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her
Book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and
says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the
woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
Start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL : Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
think. Send this to women who are thinkers.
If you receive this, you know you're intelligent.
Last edited by angel_luv; 05-30-2008 at 02:48 PM.
I think that was a bad copy/ paste job on my part.
I will go look at the e-mail and see.
Yep, my bad.
Cool little story
He was too soft. He should have booked her.
I don't argue with wimmens because they be insane.
You start an argument and two hours of arguing later you forget what it was you were defending and end up apologizing.
Ever consider that maybe you drove them to it?
I'm beyond reproach.Ever consider that maybe you drove them to it?
intelligen isn't in the dictionary, but heh is.
i need to remember that.
Just like a woman to threaten sexual harassment to get her way.
Hillary should do that to Obama.
Manipulation = intelligence, didn't you know?
No, not at all.
Repurcutions from that kind of manipulation = jail time, if not prison.
he doesn't like honkies.
If only she were thinking.
I love these little stories. Insert Noahs wife's name and an apostle and people would think it really happened verbatim.
and enters our life coach right on que!
Blue for B2B.
on que?
ole
arriba
cue, perhaps?
your dogma sounds awfully religious to me.
on que?
ole
arriba
cue, perhaps?
Queue?
Quoi?
Quiche?
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