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You know how I know you're gay?
The stains are on the FRONT of your underwear.
Yeah I report for duty early, time to get started:
How I Know Your Gay (AKA GayTrain):
I'll take one from the 40 year old virgin:
You like Coldplay
Add your own.
You know how I know you're gay?
The stains are on the FRONT of your underwear.
Ugh, too graphic for this time of day...
... if you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're".
Do you know how I know you're gay:
If you critique posts made at 5 AM.
....you grew a moustache to hide the stretch marks.
You know how I know you're gay? You listed embroidery as one of your interests on MySpace.
...your name is CosmicCowboy
you play basketball for the grizzlies
Oh right, cuz being named after this isn't gay at all!
How is that gay again?
.......if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off
I work with this guy that likes that it starts in my toe's and wiggle my nose song
I don't know the name of it or who sings it I just know he is gay and so is that damn song
....you wouldn't bang Maria Sharapova!
You like Asia.
you think you are the hottest clubber
you root for the lakers
or mavs
or cowboys
You name your penis Felipe.
you scratch at your face and play guitar hero in your basement all night.
... after the guy who frequently sucks on it.
that's gay?
oooohhhhhhh
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