Do You Know How I Know Your Gay

[PM5K]

Yeah I report for duty early, time to get started:

How I Know Your Gay (AKA GayTrain):

I'll take one from the 40 year old virgin:

You like Coldplay

Add your own.

[blizz]

You know how I know you're gay?

The stains are on the FRONT of your underwear.

[PM5K]

You know how I know you're gay?

The stains are on the FRONT of your underwear.

Ugh, too graphic for this time of day...

[CubanMustGo]

... if you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're".

[PM5K]

... if you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're".

Do you know how I know you're gay:

If you critique posts made at 5 AM.

[Cyrano]

....you grew a moustache to hide the stretch marks.

[Leetonidas]

You know how I know you're gay? You listed embroidery as one of your interests on MySpace.

[I. Hustle]

...your name is CosmicCowboy

[Blake]

you play basketball for the grizzlies

[mrsmaalox]

...your name is CosmicCowboy

Oh right, cuz being named after this isn't gay at all!

[I. Hustle]

How is that gay again?

[bus driver]

.......if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off

[stretch]

You know how I know you're gay?

The stains are on the FRONT of your underwear.

[pkbpkb81]

I work with this guy that likes that it starts in my toe's and wiggle my nose song

I don't know the name of it or who sings it I just know he is gay and so is that damn song

[760Spursfan]

....you wouldn't bang Maria Sharapova!

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

You like Asia.

[LOL texans]

you think you are the hottest clubber

[J.T.]

you root for the lakers

[J.T.]

or mavs

[J.T.]

or cowboys

[JamStone]

You name your penis Felipe.

[I. Hustle]

you scratch at your face and play guitar hero in your basement all night.

[JamStone]

... after the guy who frequently sucks on it.

[I. Hustle]

You name your penis Felipe.

that's gay?

[I. Hustle]

... After the guy who frequently sucks on it.

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