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    I did a lot of online and magazine shopping for Christmas, so now I'm on a bunch of mailing lists, which is fine, because it means I get lots of fun catalogs to look through.

    Somehow I ended up getting some old-people catalog, not that there's anything wrong with that, but it's stuff like incontinence aids and diabetic socks and house dresses and pain relief creams, and then, boom, 4 pages of sex toys. When I first turned the page, my first split-second thought was "That looks like a dildo, haha", because I thought maybe it was something they would call a "back massager, wink-wink". But, no. There's no pretense. It's 4 pages of very graphic stuff, the kind that should come in a plain envelope.

    The weird thing is, it's not all grouped together. There's 2 pages of dildos and erection creams, then a few pages of granny panties and ugly elastic-waist jeans and hearing aids, then two more pages of sex toys.

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    Is gtown's manhood also threatened by sex toys for the 'matures' or only when they're being used by beautiful women he doesn't have a chance with anyways?

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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    Is there an Angela Lansbury fake pussy in the catalog?

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    Is there an Angela Lansbury fake pussy in the catalog?
    How about a Matlock fat ?

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    Is there an Angela Lansbury fake pussy in the catalog?
    Not sure but I did see some Angel_luv just say no to sex ultra thick condoms.

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    Not sure but I did see some Angel_luv just say no to sex ultra thick condoms.
    Just say no to condoms, condoms.

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    When I first turned the page, my first split-second thought was "That looks like a dildo, haha", because I thought maybe it was something they would call a "back massager, wink-wink". But, no. There's no pretense. It's 4 pages of very graphic stuff, the kind that should come in a plain envelope.




    You probably just reach and age where you don't care what people think anymore.


    I think I'm there already...

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    Is gtown's manhood also threatened by sex toys for the 'matures' or only when they're being used by beautiful women he doesn't have a chance with anyways?


    balli i'm so glad your so openminded about those things, and you don't feel less of a man for shoving a 17 x 9 inch rhino dildo up your girl's ass and cooch. If that's your thing, by all means i wish you nothing but happiness.

    My question to you is, do you stick only a third of it in or are you a man of your word and stick all 17 inches into your girlfriends cooch and make her yell Kobe's name?

    I mean, you're liberated and openminded, so i'd just like to know..

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    balli i'm so glad your so openminded about those things, and you don't feel less of a man for shoving a 17 x 9 inch rhino dildo up your girl's ass and cooch. If that's your thing, by all means i wish you nothing but happiness.

    My question to you is, do you stick only a third of it in or are you a man of your word and stick all 17 inches into your girlfriends cooch and make her yell Kobe's name?

    I mean, you're liberated and openminded, so i'd just like to know..
    You are interested in a first-hand account of Kobe sexplay?

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    Veteran Ignignokt's Avatar
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    You are interested in a first-hand account of Kobe sexplay?
    Why get defensive? Is that what you do? Nothing wrong with it.. if that's what you are into. I'm not making fun of you.

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    so how many dildos did you buy

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    Believe. Blue Jew's Avatar
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    Maybe we should merge this topic with the Fantasy topic?

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    Why get defensive? Is that what you do? Nothing wrong with it.. if that's what you are into. I'm not making fun of you.
    Strange response.

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