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Is gtown's manhood also threatened by sex toys for the 'matures' or only when they're being used by beautiful women he doesn't have a chance with anyways?
I did a lot of online and magazine shopping for Christmas, so now I'm on a bunch of mailing lists, which is fine, because it means I get lots of fun catalogs to look through.
Somehow I ended up getting some old-people catalog, not that there's anything wrong with that, but it's stuff like incontinence aids and diabetic socks and house dresses and pain relief creams, and then, boom, 4 pages of sex toys.When I first turned the page, my first split-second thought was "That looks like a dildo, haha", because I thought maybe it was something they would call a "back massager, wink-wink". But, no. There's no pretense. It's 4 pages of very graphic stuff, the kind that should come in a plain envelope.
The weird thing is, it's not all grouped together. There's 2 pages of dildos and erection creams, then a few pages of granny panties and ugly elastic-waist jeans and hearing aids, then two more pages of sex toys.
Is gtown's manhood also threatened by sex toys for the 'matures' or only when they're being used by beautiful women he doesn't have a chance with anyways?
Is there an Angela Lansbury fake pussy in the catalog?
How about a Matlock fat ?
Not sure but I did see some Angel_luv just say no to sex ultra thick condoms.
Just say no to condoms, condoms.
When I first turned the page, my first split-second thought was "That looks like a dildo, haha", because I thought maybe it was something they would call a "back massager, wink-wink". But, no. There's no pretense. It's 4 pages of very graphic stuff, the kind that should come in a plain envelope.
You probably just reach and age where you don't care what people think anymore.
I think I'm there already...
balli i'm so glad your so openminded about those things, and you don't feel less of a man for shoving a 17 x 9 inch rhino dildo up your girl's ass and cooch. If that's your thing, by all means i wish you nothing but happiness.
My question to you is, do you stick only a third of it in or are you a man of your word and stick all 17 inches into your girlfriends cooch and make her yell Kobe's name?
I mean, you're liberated and openminded, so i'd just like to know..
You are interested in a first-hand account of Kobe sexplay?
balli i'm so glad your so openminded about those things, and you don't feel less of a man for shoving a 17 x 9 inch rhino dildo up your girl's ass and cooch. If that's your thing, by all means i wish you nothing but happiness.
My question to you is, do you stick only a third of it in or are you a man of your word and stick all 17 inches into your girlfriends cooch and make her yell Kobe's name?
I mean, you're liberated and openminded, so i'd just like to know..
Why get defensive? Is that what you do? Nothing wrong with it.. if that's what you are into. I'm not making fun of you.
so how many dildos did you buy
Maybe we should merge this topic with the Fantasy topic?
Strange response.
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