The mighty Boston Celtics!

[Will Hunting]

So did any of you sticks get to see the mighty Boston Celtics beat those illegal rafters from North Cuba last night? Or were you too busy jerking off your little chodes to some wicked sissy soft porn?

All is right in the world. The Dropkick Murphy's were jammin' all night, me and Pancake took turns spilling our clam chowder all over Katie-girl's mug, and Mrs. Rummpd's screams were heard around the Commonwealth while getting her cornhole plowed by Big Papi and KG!

What a glorious fahkin night it was!

[DMC]

Clam chowda...