This thread definitely aint comedy for snowflakes.
Silent, smelly, farts... those are the worst
This thread definitely aint comedy for snowflakes.
Or anybody else for that matter, but I’m working on it. Maybe it can be saved after all.
Success is like a fart. It only bothers people when it’s not their own.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.
Still triggered, obviously.
Why you should never fart on an Apple Store?
They don’t have Windows!
Did Swalwell fart on MSNBC?
What’s the ideal weight of a fart?
0 lbs or we’re in deep .
Our blue heeler will occasionally rip out a ghastly silent fart bad enough to gag a maggot and immediately slink out of the room...I just know she is out there in the kitchen laughing her ass off as it hits us and we run screaming from the room.
Last edited by CosmicCowboy; 02-19-2020 at 08:24 AM.
Our Australian Shepherd does the same thing except I don’t think he wants to cause problems.
In the car on the way to the dog park. So he poisons himself as well.
Maybe it’s a method of herding we have discovered. Or getting animals to disperse quickly so he can go into action and round us up.
Damn smart animal, smartest dog I have ever been around or owned. My wife and I have to spell out certain words because he has a good idea what we are talking about. People think I am some expert dog trainer but he does it all.
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