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    Well San Francisco just banned gatherings of 1000+, so Warriors home games will now be officially played in empty arenas. I can't believe the rest of the league hasn't followed suit.
    Golden State was still drawing 1000 people?

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    here you go;


    lock yourself in your home...
    say goodbye...to all..


    park yourself in front of the tv


    play the movie- “The Road” with Viggo Mortenson


    munch on oreos and popcorn and dont touch your face trying to wipe tears...


    Got too many ppl depending on me niga. I'm an Alpha dog

    Gonna have to keep on trucking till the wheels fall out

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    Definitely. Get your respirator while they last.
    Meanwhile I wiping down the message board with Lysol.

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    Half tempted to book a flight to Qom and lick a shrine just so I can have it while our healthcare system isn't completely overwhelmed yet.

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    Half tempted to book a flight to Qom and lick a shrine just so I can have it while our healthcare system isn't completely overwhelmed yet.
    My wife said to me a couple of weeks ago, you know I'm probably going to get it pretty soon. I told her let me know as soon as you feel feverish and we'll make out.

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    Half tempted to book a flight to Qom and lick a shrine just so I can have it while our healthcare system isn't completely overwhelmed yet.
    I got a shrine you can lick.

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    My wife said to me a couple of weeks ago, you know I'm probably going to get it pretty soon. I told her let me know as soon as you feel feverish and we'll make out.
    Can you have her call me too? (210) 226-3232

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    My wife said to me a couple of weeks ago, you know I'm probably going to get it pretty soon. I told her let me know as soon as you feel feverish and we'll make out.
    go to swingers clubs next weekend and you should be good to go

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    Starting to accept government has left us on our own. The corporations scared to lose their bilkions so they dont want cities shut down. Im preparing to hunker down w family. Social distance and see what happens. We will probably look like crazy mofos to our friends and family but we might survive. The thing to be scared about is the small chance you or a family member requires a hospital and they are completely overwhelmed. I am not taking that chance.

    Yall should be preparing to hunker down as well. Yeah it sucks but dont wait for the government to make that decision.

    gonna go get some more extra food, medicines and lots and lots and lots of liquor

    yeah I know liquor probably lowers your immune system but it
    Should multi-quote all you pussies but I'll settle for this cowardice.

    I traveled to Milan by train last weekend to go see my girlfriend. Will try to sneak in this weekend since she doesn't have a car and can't get out due to the travel ban, but 10k cases in a country of 60m on complete lockdown, the chances of contracting are basically zero if all we do is go back to her apartment and .

    Grow a in' pair until the real numbers start to pop.

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    Should multi-quote all you pussies but I'll settle for this cowardice.

    I traveled to Milan by train last weekend to go see my girlfriend. Will try to sneak in this weekend since she doesn't have a car and can't get out due to the travel ban, but 10k cases in a country of 60m on complete lockdown, the chances of contracting are basically zero if all we do is go back to her apartment and .

    Grow a in' pair until the real numbers start to pop.
    are you marrying the tranny, got?

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    Should multi-quote all you pussies but I'll settle for this cowardice.

    I traveled to Milan by train last weekend to go see my girlfriend. Will try to sneak in this weekend since she doesn't have a car and can't get out due to the travel ban, but 10k cases in a country of 60m on complete lockdown, the chances of contracting are basically zero if all we do is go back to her apartment and .

    Grow a in' pair until the real numbers start to pop.
    Watch out for those STDs. They can be a too.

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    I got a shrine you can lick.
    I want COVID, not AIDS bro.

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    are you marrying the tranny, got?
    Not many of your ladyboy-types in Milan... plenty of supermodels though

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    Not many of your ladyboy-types in Milan... plenty of supermodels though
    yeah a model like this right ma niga?

    good luck w that champ


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    Relax everybody Trump met with the oil lobbyists and bankers. Everything is under control.

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    yeah a model like this right ma niga?

    good luck w that champ

    I've posted the models I've nailed on this site, I'm sure sr21 will bump those soon

    Now, why are you such a pussy so early in a pandemic? Go out and conquer before the 6-7 digit cases start showing up in May.

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    are you marrying the tranny, got?


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    Back to reality:

    Italians Are Sharing What It's Like In Italy During The Coronavirus Outbreak
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    1. "I live in Verona, and I'm 19. I live alone because my mother and my father got it in Milan so I’ve been home alone for a month. I don’t go out other than to buy some food and maybe some cigarettes. There is no space left in intensive care so if I get really sick, they would have to remove someone else to save me since I would have a better chance of surviving. This is why I almost never go out. I don’t want to be the reason for someone's death."
    —CarbonaraDude781
    2. "Currently watching a university lesson from my bed, but my father went to work this morning. I'm in a region where the lockdown started officially today so it's all pretty new, let's hope people don't storm the grocery stores."
    —ilPito
    3. "High school student here. Schools are closed and the TV is full of ads about washing your hands and avoiding contact with other people. Each morning we have approximately three hours of video lessons from our laptop. I really want to go back to normal school now."
    —blobfishlord_099
    4. "I'm a final year medic and I'm graduating on Thursday over skype."
    —accursedleaf
    5. "I have a daughter living in Saronno, but she works in Milano. She says there has been quite a bit of panic-buying at the supermarkets. All the restaurants are pretty much empty, however, they are allowed to be open between 6 am and 6 pm (people who are seated should have at least a one-meter distance between them at restaurants). All schools and universities remain closed as well as cinemas, theaters, discos, and all church services."
    —QueenDiva9
    6. "I live in the heart of the Lombardy region. All my family has it and my grand-uncle died. You can hear ambulances all day and night. My uncle is in the hospital with a high fever. His wife got it as well but she is home as her symptoms are milder. The available hospital beds in intensive care have run out and doctors are making tough choices for who to try to save which is terrifying considering most of my family is old and they might not get a bed."
    —MsMerdaccino
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    8. "I live in Germany now. Yesterday I went to a pharmacy so I could get a couple of face masks just in case. The ladies there understood from my accent I wasn't German, so they asked me where I was coming from. As soon as I said I was Italian they jumped away. I felt like I needed to specify I was living here and had no contact with Italy since December. That felt bad."
    —Rexam14
    9. "I’m returning back to my place after I kept my girlfriend company. Thing is, her parents work and I’m scared that somehow I got it and it’s just waiting to show symptoms. The paranoia will only increase in the next few weeks. I hope when things are over we’ll invest more in public health and be more conscious about safety standards."
    —NeokratosRed
    10. "I am a doctor who works at one of the largest hospitals in Rome. The situation seems much worse than reported in the news. We are scared, but we continue to go to work for a sense of responsibility. We do not have suitable safeguards for our protection, such as ffp3 masks."
    —bulletime
    11. "I'm in the Florence airport right now trying to get back home to the US. I've been living here for six-and-a-half months studying abroad. US study abroad students have been living on the edge of our seats. It has been a really stressful, chaotic, and emotional couple of weeks for everyone. Honestly, I just broke down at the airport because I was so frustrated."
    —cestlavie1215
    12. "The hardest part is hearing the daily update of the number of deaths and sick people. Every day we are told that hospitals cannot accept anymore, all the hospitals here in the Lombardy region are saturated, nurses and doctors are falling sick too...if you need to go to an emergency room (even if it is not for the coronavirus) they cannot help you and this feeling is devastating."
    —CharlesOnReddit

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    13. "I arrived on a train from northern Switzerland. As we approached the border with Italy, people would depart the train, but nobody would get on. This is not normal. I've taken this train many times and by the time you reach Milan, it can be standing room only. Upon arriving at Centrale, it is a ghost town. I go to my girlfriend's house and smash her multiple times over the next 72 hours. I'm back in CH safely and hope to repeat this weekend"
    -Splits

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    13. "I arrived on a train from northern Switzerland. As we approached the border with Italy, people would depart the train, but nobody would get on. This is not normal. I've taken this train many times and by the time you reach Milan, it can be standing room only. Upon arriving at Centrale, it is a ghost town. I go to my girlfriend's house and smash her multiple times over the next 72 hours. I'm back in CH safely and hope to repeat this weekend"
    -Splits
    Recommendation: EARLY SYPHILIS (PRIMARY, SECONDARY AND EARLY LATENT SYPHILIS OF NOT MORE THAN TWO YEARS’ DURATION)

    In adults and adolescents with early syphilis, the WHO STI guideline recommends benzathine penicillin G 2.4 million units once intramuscularly.

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    Recommendation: EARLY SYPHILIS (PRIMARY, SECONDARY AND EARLY LATENT SYPHILIS OF NOT MORE THAN TWO YEARS’ DURATION)

    In adults and adolescents with early syphilis, the WHO STI guideline recommends benzathine penicillin G 2.4 million units once intramuscularly.
    If you really cared, you'd ask me what Milan was actually like.

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    Should multi-quote all you pussies but I'll settle for this cowardice.

    I traveled to Milan by train last weekend to go see my girlfriend. Will try to sneak in this weekend since she doesn't have a car and can't get out due to the travel ban, but 10k cases in a country of 60m on complete lockdown, the chances of contracting are basically zero if all we do is go back to her apartment and .

    Grow a in' pair until the real numbers start to pop.

    so...

    you are too poor to have a car...
    your tranny gf has no car

    she/it is in prison (“travel ban”)

    and you blew her while she got visiting privileges
    while guards werent looking?


    got it!

  23. #1873
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    so...

    you are too poor to have a car...
    I posted multiple W2s on this site


    your tranny gf has no car
    I've posted multiple pics of models I've smashed

    she/it is in prison (“travel ban”)
    Lombardy was in lockdown when I was in Milan

    I've got receipts, you got fear

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    If you really cared, you'd ask me what Milan was actually like.
    Been there. Bunch of anorexic, 6’ tall, somewhat bizarre looking women. Now probably getting more anorexic.

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    Been there. Bunch of anorexic, 6’ tall, somewhat bizarre looking women. Now probably getting more anorexic.
    You were there last weekend?

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